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Old 08-18-2005, 04:47 AM   #1 (permalink)
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your mother is so fat...

when she jumped for joy...she got stuck.
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Old 08-18-2005, 09:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I Googled and put these together

"You're mother is so fat, her blood type is Ragu"

"Your mother is so fat she broke her arm and gravy poured out."
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Old 08-18-2005, 09:56 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Location: on the back, bitch
....when she's done with sex, she smokes a ham.....
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Old 08-18-2005, 10:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Ha! See?? Slimshaydee does it again! Another reference to Russell Peters! Refer to my post in the thread titled "Tap Some Bong"
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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haha russel peters is the flavour of the moment round these parts.
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:29 PM   #6 (permalink)
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...when she sits around the house, she literally sits around the house
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Old 08-19-2005, 06:26 AM   #7 (permalink)
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......When her cell phone goes off people thinks she's backing up
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Old 08-19-2005, 07:25 AM   #8 (permalink)
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...she uses a VCR as a beeper (remember those? VCR? Beeper? wtf?)
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Old 08-19-2005, 12:55 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What's a Vee Cee Arr?

Oh, and... It's "YO MOMMA". Not your mother.

YO MOMMA SO FAT, SHE EATS WEDDING CAKES FOR SUGAR CUBES.

see, that was crappy.
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Old 08-19-2005, 08:57 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Yo mama's so fat...that her internal organs are weakened by the stress of carrying so much extra weight and her arteries are clogged with cholesterol which could lead to a stroke, diabetes, or serious cardiac trouble if she doesn't adopt a sensible diet and light exercise program in the near future. Be-yotch.
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Old 08-19-2005, 09:18 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Location: on the back, bitch
..... she put on some BVD's and by the time they reached her waist they spelled out boulevard
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