Jesus Pimp

Ewww..

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Fremen

Hehehe...

...I felt an abrupt pain in my chest...


looked down...


I was standing on my breast....

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feelgood

Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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sadistikdreams

haha. saggy grandma titties.
orangatang titties.

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hearts, by d.a.

uncle phil

(.) (.)...

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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Redlemon

(oYo) .......

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uncle phil

them, t(w)oo...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

leo_cote

granny's Gone wild

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coleh2085

Puked on my keyboard.. thanks a lot.

Karby

i thought it was funny..

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Charlatan

My Grandfather used to have a t-shirt like this... It had an old lady showing her long hanging breasts over the caption: If you've got... Flaunt it.

It used to freak me out when I was a kid.

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paddyjoe

Hmmm....starting to understand a little more of you everyday now, Charlie

Charlatan

Not a pretty sight is it.

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Catdaddy33

wrong....but funny....

Tophat665

I thought you all might like to see some tit chicks.
<img src="http://www.mybitoftheplanet.com/2001/btchicks3_files/group2605.JPG">
and maybe some boobies too
<img src="http://www.koppelquests.net/IMAGES/April_22/images/IMGP5393.jpg">

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uncle phil

Tit-Willow
Gilbert and Sullivan

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"

He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough
Singing "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow
Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow
He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave
Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave
And an echo arose from the suicide's grave
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"

Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Tophat665

Here's a really big tit!
<img src="http://sonusumbra.com/tits.jpg">

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Tophat665

And, to go with all these tits, we need some ass.

Oh sit down, flyman!

<img src="http://www.bird-man.com/images/attachments/_08_02_2004-jackass.jpg">

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theguyondacouch

That'll only encourage him.

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bernadette

couchguy is onto something... if it's not fly, it'll be joe or nancy or maybe even Fremen posting the hairy ass.
just wait for it...

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ObieX

wow, and all this time i thought a titmouse was a... mouse..

oh well, learn something new every day.

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ObieX

How bout some pecker for the ladies:





Gotta keep them satisfied ya know

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Charlatan

all this action is getting this pussy wet...

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ObieX

mmm.. yea.. thats teh stuff!

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shazbotus

Man, this forum can get bizarre quickly...

Fly

that's what's fun about it.........

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SterlingStudios

Tophat665

Three Generations of Tits

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/112/2879/640/030403%20075.jpg">

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

Who gives a fuck!
Show us your Tits!

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zVp

Show us your puppies!

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Fremen

There's something so wrong about that pic that I can't seem to look away.

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feelgood

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tont

i like the shirt

Sticky

The color seems off as well.

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Sticky

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5757

Ahhh! Thats so nasty man!!!

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Tophat665

Now, what this thread needs is more flashing!]
<img src="http://www.stocorp.com/webfiles.nsf/htmlmedia/4.25a%20Head%20Flashing%20Layout.jpg/$file/4.25a%20Head%20Flashing%20Layout.jpg">

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Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

uncle phil

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/milkers.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

shalafi

well....don't blame me YOU asked

Tophat665

You're Beeyootifull, man! I am laughing out loud at that. I am going to put that on a beer label. Grossemannmilch, German Style Stout, I'm thinking.

While we're at it, tits on a mead label (for a Honeydew Melomel)
<img src="http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y248/tophat665/HoneyMelons2-sm.jpg" alt="Honey Melons">

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