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Old 08-11-2005, 08:05 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2005, 09:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Hehehe...

...I felt an abrupt pain in my chest...


looked down...


I was standing on my breast....
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:25 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:02 PM   #4 (permalink)
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haha. saggy grandma titties.
orangatang titties.
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Old 08-12-2005, 12:41 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 01:17 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 01:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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them, t(w)oo...
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:29 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 03:37 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2005, 05:30 PM   #10 (permalink)
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i thought it was funny..
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Old 08-13-2005, 04:58 AM   #11 (permalink)
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My Grandfather used to have a t-shirt like this... It had an old lady showing her long hanging breasts over the caption: If you've got... Flaunt it.

It used to freak me out when I was a kid.
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Old 08-13-2005, 05:33 AM   #12 (permalink)
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My Grandfather used to have a t-shirt like this...
Hmmm....starting to understand a little more of you everyday now, Charlie
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Old 08-13-2005, 07:40 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Not a pretty sight is it.
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Old 08-13-2005, 08:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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wrong....but funny....
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Old 08-15-2005, 06:22 PM   #15 (permalink)
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I thought you all might like to see some tit chicks.
<img src="http://www.mybitoftheplanet.com/2001/btchicks3_files/group2605.JPG">
and maybe some boobies too
<img src="http://www.koppelquests.net/IMAGES/April_22/images/IMGP5393.jpg">
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:01 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Tit-Willow
Gilbert and Sullivan

On a tree by a river a little tom-tit
Sang "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And I said to him, "Dicky-bird, why do you sit
Singing 'Willow, titwillow, titwillow'"
"Is it weakness of intellect, birdie?" I cried
"Or a rather tough worm in your little inside"
With a shake of his poor little head, he replied
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow!"

He slapped at his chest, as he sat on that bough
Singing "Willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And a cold perspiration bespangled his brow
Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow
He sobbed and he sighed, and a gurgle he gave
Then he plunged himself into the billowy wave
And an echo arose from the suicide's grave
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"

Now I feel just as sure as I'm sure that my name
Isn't Willow, titwillow, titwillow
That 'twas blighted affection that made him exclaim
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
And if you remain callous and obdurate, I
Shall perish as he did, and you will know why
Though I probably shall not exclaim as I die
"Oh, willow, titwillow, titwillow"
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:28 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Here's a really big tit!
<img src="http://sonusumbra.com/tits.jpg">
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Old 08-16-2005, 04:35 PM   #18 (permalink)
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And, to go with all these tits, we need some ass.

Oh sit down, flyman!

<img src="http://www.bird-man.com/images/attachments/_08_02_2004-jackass.jpg">
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Old 08-16-2005, 05:24 PM   #19 (permalink)
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And, to go with all these tits, we need some ass.

Oh sit down, flyman!
That'll only encourage him.
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Old 08-16-2005, 10:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That'll only encourage him.
couchguy is onto something... if it's not fly, it'll be joe or nancy or maybe even Fremen posting the hairy ass.
just wait for it...
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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wow, and all this time i thought a titmouse was a... mouse..

oh well, learn something new every day.
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Old 08-17-2005, 12:05 AM   #22 (permalink)
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How bout some pecker for the ladies:





Gotta keep them satisfied ya know
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Old 08-17-2005, 03:20 AM   #23 (permalink)
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all this action is getting this pussy wet...


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Old 08-17-2005, 04:37 AM   #24 (permalink)
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mmm.. yea.. thats teh stuff!

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Old 09-10-2005, 10:37 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Man, this forum can get bizarre quickly...
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Old 09-11-2005, 05:49 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Man, this forum can get bizarre quickly...



that's what's fun about it.........
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:15 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Three Generations of Tits

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/112/2879/640/030403%20075.jpg">

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

Who gives a fuck!
Show us your Tits!
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:49 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2005, 07:50 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Three Generations of Tits

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/112/2879/640/030403%20075.jpg">

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

Who gives a fuck!
Show us your Tits!
There's something so wrong about that pic that I can't seem to look away.
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Old 09-11-2005, 09:11 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2005, 03:06 AM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:48 AM   #32 (permalink)
 
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Three Generations of Tits

<img src="http://photos1.blogger.com/img/112/2879/640/030403%20075.jpg">

Who's the leader of the club that's made for you and me?

Who gives a fuck!
Show us your Tits!
There's something so wrong about that pic that I can't seem to look away.
The color seems off as well.
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Old 09-14-2005, 10:52 AM   #33 (permalink)
 
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Old 09-17-2005, 01:15 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Ahhh! Thats so nasty man!!!
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:01 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Now, what this thread needs is more flashing!]
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:41 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Old 09-18-2005, 06:54 AM   #37 (permalink)
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well....don't blame me YOU asked




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Old 09-18-2005, 12:55 PM   #38 (permalink)
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well....don't blame me YOU asked
You're Beeyootifull, man! I am laughing out loud at that. I am going to put that on a beer label. Grossemannmilch, German Style Stout, I'm thinking.

While we're at it, tits on a mead label (for a Honeydew Melomel)
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