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slimshaydee · 07-30-2005, 06:15 AM

cock cave
notorious V.A.G.

what else do my minions on this forum have?

Fly · 07-30-2005, 06:17 AM

cooch

hatchet wound........*that oughta stir the pot a bit eh?*

Charlatan · 07-30-2005, 06:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee

notorious V.A.G.

Now that's funny...

theguyondacouch · 07-30-2005, 06:37 AM

sausage wallet

bernadette · 07-30-2005, 09:23 AM

- 404
- out of order
- has a headache
- out to lunch
- reservations required
- no soup for you
- closed for repairs
- artic circle
- you must be this tall to ride
- jaws

Charlatan · 07-30-2005, 09:59 AM

Did it just get really cold in here?

splck · 07-30-2005, 10:43 AM

oxygen mask...

Johnny Pyro · 07-30-2005, 10:50 AM

Roastbeef chandelier
Hatchet wound................eeww

sadistikdreams · 07-30-2005, 08:52 PM

'giner.
'gina
poontang.

Astrocloud · 07-31-2005, 08:57 AM

Tongue Pocket

Sugarmouse · 07-31-2005, 09:01 AM

spunk skip...
furry axe wound...
lol..muff is my old fave.
the centre of my universe is the name for mine:-p

Coppertop · 07-31-2005, 09:10 AM

beef curtains
knappy dugout

It's probably misspelled but I've always liked poonani.

Sugarmouse · 07-31-2005, 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

beef curtains
knappy dugout

It's probably misspelled but I've always liked poonani.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=punani

lol

snatch i liek aswell..i hate fanny!!!

Coppertop · 07-31-2005, 09:39 AM

I tried looking it up there but my work PC has websense installed. Grrr...

Thanks for the correction.

Bacchanal · 07-31-2005, 10:16 AM

split tail
roast beef curtains
gash

Not the cutest names, but they get the point across.

absorbentishe · 07-31-2005, 03:56 PM

Verticle smile
hairy clam
bald taco
hand warmer
soak it in cider

uncle phil · 07-31-2005, 04:34 PM

/me has to ask...

is this vagina horizontal...

or...

vertical?

dobster · 07-31-2005, 05:32 PM

Badly Packed Kebab

thesupermikey · 07-31-2005, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dobster

Badly Packed Kebab

hrm....now i dont know what ill eat for lunch...

Sugarmouse · 07-31-2005, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coppertop

I tried looking it up there but my work PC has websense installed. Grrr...

Thanks for the correction.

i is not suure it can count as correction when it isnt a literally defined word lol just thought that page was funny!i love urban dictionary

mml · 07-31-2005, 09:32 PM

silk igloo

Ishmal · 07-31-2005, 09:41 PM

"gate way to her guts"

not what i call it,

its from a Kevin "Bloody" Wilson song called Can't Say Cunt In Canada

Tophat665 · 08-01-2005, 04:04 AM

herthing
kitty
cootchie

However, pussy remains my favorite.

I've actually always preferred the way "pastrami curtains" flows much more than "raost beef curtains".

Sticky · 08-01-2005, 07:37 AM

I have heard ppeople use:

Hoo-ha

Astrocloud · 08-01-2005, 09:58 AM

Honey Pot (and I am a pooh bear)

Zeraph · 08-01-2005, 10:18 AM

The portal
Furry taco
cookie jar
the pink

NoSoup · 08-01-2005, 09:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

- no soup for you

It's a sad day when my name is associated with an unwilling woman....

bernadette · 08-01-2005, 09:33 PM

BWAHAHAHA @ NoSoup !!!

i hope you watched seinfeld.
even if you did... the joke may still lie in my head only.

ObieX · 08-01-2005, 10:51 PM

cock-socket

I just thought of that right now. Horray for Heineken!

Average_Joe · 08-02-2005, 05:48 AM

twat
cumcatcher
tuna taco

deri · 08-02-2005, 07:59 AM

I heard it called meatball over the weekend.

rideough · 08-02-2005, 08:39 AM

I like VA-J-J and Canoe full of moosemeat

Jocose · 08-02-2005, 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

Honey Pot (and I am a pooh bear)

I typically hate "slang terms" and such, but this one is great. I like that.

God of Thunder · 08-02-2005, 10:13 AM

Cooter
Peep
Beaver

Sugarmouse · 08-02-2005, 03:50 PM

front arse...

bobillydylan · 08-03-2005, 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by festered

spunk skip...
furry axe wound...
lol..muff is my old fave.
the centre of my universe is the name for mine:-p

lol you used the one i was thinking of " spunk skip"

My world
Smeg tunnel
Tongue magnet
Snatch
coliflowered ear
and a saying i heard once " you know that thing next to willy wonkers chocolate factory" lol

Daknjak · 08-03-2005, 12:00 PM

Buiscut
Beavage
Cooter Cleavage
flapper
snapper
sideways sloppyjoe
bearded clam

All compliments of the camel-toe song.

vanblah · 08-03-2005, 12:33 PM

Susan or Jane

brad-va · 08-03-2005, 07:12 PM

oyster ditch ?

- heard that one today

Anxst · 08-05-2005, 05:22 PM

Quim
Input

07-30-2005, 06:15 AM	#1 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	funny names for vaginas cock cave notorious V.A.G. what else do my minions on this forum have?

07-30-2005, 06:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	cooch hatchet wound........that oughta stir the pot a bit eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-30-2005, 06:37 AM	#4 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	sausage wallet __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"

07-30-2005, 09:23 AM	#5 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	- 404 - out of order - has a headache - out to lunch - reservations required - no soup for you - closed for repairs - artic circle - you must be this tall to ride - jaws __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-30-2005, 09:59 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Did it just get really cold in here? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-30-2005, 10:43 AM	#7 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	oxygen mask... __________________ nice line eh?

07-30-2005, 10:50 AM	#8 (permalink)
Johnny Pyro Hey Now! Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)	Roastbeef chandelier Hatchet wound................eeww __________________ "From delusion lead me to truth, from darkness lead me to light, from death lead me to eternal life. - Sheriff John Wydell

07-30-2005, 08:52 PM	#9 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	'giner. 'gina poontang. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-31-2005, 08:57 AM	#10 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Tongue Pocket

07-31-2005, 09:01 AM	#11 (permalink)
Sugarmouse Insane Location: Preston lancs(i know i know)	spunk skip... furry axe wound... lol..muff is my old fave. the centre of my universe is the name for mine:-p __________________ Sugarmouse=Festered

07-31-2005, 09:10 AM	#12 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	beef curtains knappy dugout It's probably misspelled but I've always liked poonani. Last edited by Coppertop; 07-31-2005 at 09:17 AM.. Reason: got some poonani in there

07-31-2005, 09:39 AM	#14 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	I tried looking it up there but my work PC has websense installed. Grrr... Thanks for the correction.

07-31-2005, 10:16 AM	#15 (permalink)
Bacchanal Laid back Location: Jayhawkland	split tail roast beef curtains gash Not the cutest names, but they get the point across.

07-31-2005, 03:56 PM	#16 (permalink)
absorbentishe Boy am I horny today Location: T O L E D O, Toledo!!	Verticle smile hairy clam bald taco hand warmer soak it in cider

07-31-2005, 04:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	/me has to ask... is this vagina horizontal... or... vertical? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2005, 05:32 PM	#18 (permalink)
dobster Insane Location: South London, UK	Badly Packed Kebab __________________ sig-na-ture 1. One's name as written by oneself. 2. The act of signing one's name. 3. A distinctive mark, characteristic, or sound indicating identity.

07-31-2005, 09:32 PM	#21 (permalink)
mml Adrift Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life	silk igloo __________________ Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams

07-31-2005, 09:41 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ishmal Wicked Clown Location: House Of Horrors	"gate way to her guts" not what i call it, its from a Kevin "Bloody" Wilson song called Can't Say Cunt In Canada __________________ "Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular."

08-01-2005, 04:04 AM	#23 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	herthing kitty cootchie However, pussy remains my favorite. I've actually always preferred the way "pastrami curtains" flows much more than "raost beef curtains". __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-01-2005, 07:37 AM	#24 (permalink)
Sticky	I have heard ppeople use: Hoo-ha __________________ Sticky The Stickman

08-01-2005, 09:58 AM	#25 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Honey Pot (and I am a pooh bear)

08-01-2005, 10:18 AM	#26 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	The portal Furry taco cookie jar the pink

08-01-2005, 09:33 PM	#28 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	BWAHAHAHA @ NoSoup !!! i hope you watched seinfeld. even if you did... the joke may still lie in my head only. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-01-2005, 10:51 PM	#29 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	cock-socket I just thought of that right now. Horray for Heineken! __________________ We Must Dissent.

08-02-2005, 05:48 AM	#30 (permalink)
Average_Joe Psycho Location: Under the Radar	twat cumcatcher tuna taco

08-02-2005, 07:59 AM	#31 (permalink)
deri Tilted	I heard it called meatball over the weekend.

08-02-2005, 08:39 AM	#32 (permalink)
rideough Insane Location: Ottawa...the greatest city in Canada...down the road from silentjay!	I like VA-J-J and Canoe full of moosemeat __________________ i may or may not be on acid right now....

08-02-2005, 10:13 AM	#34 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Cooter Peep Beaver __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

08-02-2005, 03:50 PM	#35 (permalink)
Sugarmouse Insane Location: Preston lancs(i know i know)	front arse... __________________ Sugarmouse=Festered

08-03-2005, 12:00 PM	#37 (permalink)
Daknjak Tilted Location: Green Bay, Wisconsin	Buiscut Beavage Cooter Cleavage flapper snapper sideways sloppyjoe bearded clam All compliments of the camel-toe song. __________________ On a Mens room ceiling: "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand." "He who laughs last thinks slowest."

08-03-2005, 12:33 PM	#38 (permalink)
vanblah Junkie	Susan or Jane

08-03-2005, 07:12 PM	#39 (permalink)
brad-va Crazy Location: VA	oyster ditch ? - heard that one today __________________ -- If at first you don't succeed, try something else. You're obviously no good at that.

08-05-2005, 05:22 PM	#40 (permalink)
Anxst Condensing fact from the vapor of nuance. Location: Madison, WI	Quim Input __________________ Don't mind me. I'm just releasing the insanity pressure from my headvalves.