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how many roads must a man walk down?
...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?
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you bored today slim?
i've been with my woman long enough,that i'm able to hear her nagging,yet,i don't listen to it........ you know what i mean? |
I figure he'll ask eventually, at least if he heads out on Highway 61.
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I let my wife drive... that way I control the music and can put my feet up.
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I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING........YA FUCKIN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!
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You losers have wives!?! Ahahahaha.......d'oh!
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How many roads must a man walk down Before you can call him a man "The answer my friend is blowing in the wind" :D |
yes, the answer is blowing in the wind...
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if the man's wife has tired & left his lame ass blowing in the wind,
then the man may have to wander lost for eternity if he can't figure out how to ask for directions on his own. of course he'll still deny that he's lost. forever. he blows in the wind. |
My lady would only be blowin in the wind if I were to buy a convertible with an automatic transmission and a front bench seat. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.
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where have all the flowers gone?
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*dials 1-800-SEND-FTD*
*sends Uncle Phil some flowers* |
You are assuming that I am lost.
I have never been lost in my life! |
*dials 1-800-TOOLS4U*
*sends Fremen a hammer* |
If I had hammer.....
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Freaky glitchy-thing happening again. :eek:
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If I had a hammer
I'd hammer Peter Paul and Mary I'd hammer Woody Guthrie all over this land I'd hammer Bob Dylan, and hammer Joan Baez And I'd hammer a crease in the brainpan of every singer-songwriter all over this land. // kidding! Respects Woody Guthrie |
puff this, you magic dragon, you...
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i got somethin' for you guys to puff.............
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Look out guys, fly's taking off the 'hose!!
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get out the magnifing glass!
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Wait a minute. Lemme sterilize 'em. Gimme your lighter.
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just fucking lovely..............
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Man you guys are sick...
Fly, they seem to want to play with you... |
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...lymagnify1.jpg
"I got my magnifying glass, dadgummit!" "Now to look for flyman on the tfp!" |
That's perfect.... :lol:
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what the hell else is new......... *freakin' wierdos* |
instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...yellen/wiz.jpg |
Hungry Freaks, Daddy!
I hear that Oz never did give nothin' to the tin man that he didn't didn't already have. |
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forget the road...
Let's ease on down Easy Street! :D |
is that anywhere electric avenue?
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fairly close. it's a couple of blocks away.
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I'm heading to Sesame Street. I hear there's a hot Latina named Maria living there. :suave:
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is Maria "big" ? ;)
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how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?
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Not sure mal, but I do know that...
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what I said The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read... |
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