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slimshaydee 07-28-2005 02:53 AM

how many roads must a man walk down?
 
...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?

Fly 07-28-2005 03:31 AM

you bored today slim?



i've been with my woman long enough,that i'm able to hear her nagging,yet,i don't listen to it........


you know what i mean?

Tophat665 07-28-2005 04:51 AM

I figure he'll ask eventually, at least if he heads out on Highway 61.

Charlatan 07-28-2005 05:21 AM

I let my wife drive... that way I control the music and can put my feet up.

paddyjoe 07-28-2005 07:13 AM

I KNOW WHERE I'M GOING........YA FUCKIN UNDERSTAND!!!!!!!!!!

Fremen 07-28-2005 08:18 AM

You losers have wives!?! Ahahahaha.......d'oh!

bobillydylan 07-28-2005 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimshaydee
...before he gives in to his wife's nagging and asks for direction?

slimshaydee
How many roads must a man walk down
Before you can call him a man
"The answer my friend is blowing in the wind" :D

uncle phil 07-28-2005 04:55 PM

yes, the answer is blowing in the wind...

bernadette 07-28-2005 06:41 PM

if the man's wife has tired & left his lame ass blowing in the wind,
then the man may have to wander lost for eternity if he can't figure out how to ask for directions on his own.
of course he'll still deny that he's lost. forever. he blows in the wind.

Tophat665 07-29-2005 09:36 AM

My lady would only be blowin in the wind if I were to buy a convertible with an automatic transmission and a front bench seat. Nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more.

Redlemon 07-29-2005 09:48 AM

Quote:

Stickshifts and safety belts
Bucket seats have all got to go
When we're driving, in the car
It makes my baby seem so far
I need you here with me
Not way over in a bucket seat
I need you to be here with me
Not way over in a bucket seat
- Cake, "Stickshifts and Safety Belts"

uncle phil 07-29-2005 01:39 PM

where have all the flowers gone?

bernadette 07-29-2005 02:40 PM

*dials 1-800-SEND-FTD*

*sends Uncle Phil some flowers*

StuckinRow 07-29-2005 03:21 PM

You are assuming that I am lost.

I have never been lost in my life!

bernadette 07-29-2005 03:25 PM

*dials 1-800-TOOLS4U*

*sends Fremen a hammer*

Fremen 07-29-2005 03:25 PM

If I had hammer.....

Fremen 07-29-2005 03:33 PM

Freaky glitchy-thing happening again. :eek:

Tophat665 07-30-2005 04:07 AM

If I had a hammer
I'd hammer Peter Paul and Mary
I'd hammer Woody Guthrie
all over this land
I'd hammer Bob Dylan, and hammer Joan Baez
And I'd hammer a crease in the brainpan of every singer-songwriter
all over this land.

// kidding! Respects Woody Guthrie

uncle phil 07-30-2005 06:09 AM

puff this, you magic dragon, you...

Fly 07-30-2005 06:15 AM

i got somethin' for you guys to puff.............

Fremen 07-30-2005 09:53 AM

Look out guys, fly's taking off the 'hose!!

Charlatan 07-30-2005 10:07 AM

get out the magnifing glass!

splck 07-30-2005 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
get out the magnifing glass!

don't forget the tweezers.

Tophat665 07-30-2005 02:59 PM

Wait a minute. Lemme sterilize 'em. Gimme your lighter.

Fly 07-30-2005 03:15 PM

just fucking lovely..............

Charlatan 07-30-2005 04:22 PM

Man you guys are sick...

Fly, they seem to want to play with you...

Fremen 07-30-2005 10:09 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/09...lymagnify1.jpg

"I got my magnifying glass, dadgummit!" "Now to look for flyman on the tfp!"

Charlatan 07-31-2005 05:34 AM

That's perfect.... :lol:

Fly 07-31-2005 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Fly, they seem to want to play with you...



what the hell else is new.........


*freakin' wierdos*

maleficent 07-31-2005 07:52 AM

instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...yellen/wiz.jpg

Tophat665 07-31-2005 10:57 AM

Hungry Freaks, Daddy!

I hear that Oz never did give nothin' to the tin man that he didn't
didn't already have.

Redlemon 08-01-2005 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
instead of walking down the road - why don't we... ease on down, ease on the road...

My college marching band had a version of that song. There was a typo in the baritone part, so I had to play "Fase on down the road". Didn't faze me, though.

bernadette 08-01-2005 11:17 AM

forget the road...

Let's ease on down Easy Street! :D

uncle phil 08-01-2005 12:35 PM

is that anywhere electric avenue?

bernadette 08-01-2005 12:59 PM

fairly close. it's a couple of blocks away.

Fremen 08-01-2005 03:59 PM

I'm heading to Sesame Street. I hear there's a hot Latina named Maria living there. :suave:

bernadette 08-01-2005 09:35 PM

is Maria "big" ? ;)

maleficent 08-01-2005 09:49 PM

how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?

Tophat665 08-02-2005 04:13 AM

Not sure mal, but I do know that...
The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin', that's what I said
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read...

vermin 08-10-2005 11:34 AM

Quote:

how do you solve a problem like maria -how do you catch a moonbeam in your hand?
Tell it to rub the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...someday we will BECOME the moonbeam!


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