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Martian · 07-13-2005, 03:37 AM

he bought it for a dime, his sister had another one she trade it for a lime...

Daniel_ · 07-13-2005, 06:58 AM

What, pray tell, did she do with the lime?

Martian · 07-13-2005, 08:36 AM

She put da lime in da coconut she drank em both up!
She put da lime in da cocount she drank em both up!
She put da lime in da coconut she drank em both up!
She put da lime in da coconut she called her doctor, woke him up...

SaltPork · 07-13-2005, 09:38 AM

She said, "Doctor!! Is there something I can take?"

Martian · 07-13-2005, 10:00 AM

Doooctor, to relieve dis belly ache
I said doctor, aint there nuthin I can take
I said dooctor to relieve dis belly ache...

Redlemon · 07-13-2005, 10:09 AM

I'm confused. Is lime and coconut both the cause and the cure, or is it one or the other? And wouldn't it be better with rum?[/size]
So, I'm right; it is both a cause and a cure. The issue of rum, however, has not been resolved.

SaltPork · 07-13-2005, 07:17 PM

"Now let me get this straight ",
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up
Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up,
And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?'
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh
Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime
His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime.
She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up,
She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up,
Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache?
I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor! let me get this straight".
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better.
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning
Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say
Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache,
You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache,
You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say
Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take,
I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together,
Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better,
Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up,
Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning,
Yes, you call me in the morning,
If you call me in the morning

uncle phil · 07-14-2005, 10:57 AM

what a neat song...(hehe...)

07-13-2005, 03:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Brutha bought a coconut... he bought it for a dime, his sister had another one she trade it for a lime... __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

07-13-2005, 06:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Daniel_ Evil Priest: The Devil Made Me Do It! Location: Southern England	What, pray tell, did she do with the lime? __________________ ╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗ Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air, And deep beneath the rolling waves, In labyrinths of Coral Caves, The Echo of a distant time Comes willowing across the sand; And everthing is Green and Submarine ╚═════════════════════════════════════════╝

07-13-2005, 08:36 AM	#3 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	She put da lime in da coconut she drank em both up! She put da lime in da cocount she drank em both up! She put da lime in da coconut she drank em both up! She put da lime in da coconut she called her doctor, woke him up... __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

07-13-2005, 09:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	She said, "Doctor!! Is there something I can take?" __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-13-2005, 10:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
Martian Young Crumudgeon Location: Canada	Doooctor, to relieve dis belly ache I said doctor, aint there nuthin I can take I said dooctor to relieve dis belly ache... __________________ I wake up in the morning more tired than before I slept I get through cryin' and I'm sadder than before I wept I get through thinkin' now, and the thoughts have left my head I get through speakin' and I can't remember, not a word that I said - Ben Harper, Show Me A Little Shame

07-13-2005, 10:09 AM	#6 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'm confused. Is lime and coconut both the cause and the cure, or is it one or the other? And wouldn't it be better with rum?[/size] So, I'm right; it is both a cause and a cure. The issue of rum, however, has not been resolved. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry. Last edited by Redlemon; 07-14-2005 at 10:58 AM..

07-13-2005, 07:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
SaltPork Everything's better with bacon Location: In your local grocer's freezer.	"Now let me get this straight ", Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up Put the lime in the coconut, you called your doctor, woke him up, And say, 'Doctor, ain't there nothing I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, dooooctor, to relieve this belly ache?' Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Wouh wouh wouh wouh wouh Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime His sister had another one, she paid it for a lime. She put the lime in the coconut, she drank them both up, She put the lime in the coconut, she called the doctor, woke him up, Say "Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say, Doctor, to relieve this belly ache? I say, Doctor, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor! let me get this straight". You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, You put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better. Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both down Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the morning Woo Woo, ain't there nothin' you can take, I say Woo Woo, to relieve my belly ache, You say woo woo ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Woo woo, to relieve your belly ache, You say yah yah, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Waah waah, to relieve this belly ache, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say doctor!, ain't there nothin' I can take, I say Doctor!, you such a silly woman!, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both together, Put the lime in the coconut, then you feel better, Put the lime in the coconut, drink them both up, Put the lime in the coconut, and call me in the moooooorning, Yes, you call me in the morning, If you call me in the morning __________________ It was like that when I got here....I swear.

07-14-2005, 10:57 AM	#8 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	what a neat song...(hehe...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.