Flyman bought the Farm - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Astrocloud · 07-09-2005, 09:48 AM

EE-Yai-EE-Yai-Yo

Fly · 07-09-2005, 10:23 AM

very nice astro.........now tell me all about it here man.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=91753

Astrocloud · 07-09-2005, 10:49 AM

Nope my thread so we bring it here!

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

sold the fucker ,and now we move on........

weeeeeeeeeeee.......

Astrocloud · 07-09-2005, 11:27 AM

His new spread:

feelgood · 07-09-2005, 12:36 PM

Perfect! He can use the second floor of the barn for his grow ops

Astrocloud · 07-09-2005, 01:02 PM

Fly · 07-09-2005, 03:28 PM

hahahhahahahha......thanx astro for that.........

......and feelgood......that is an idea i just might look into.......

*the scots wear no gaunch under thier kilts for the sole purpose of........taking the sheep to the edge of a cliff,liftin' the kilt,and all he has to do is stand there....cuz the sheep just wanna back up,for fear of goin' over the edge.......no work involved*

...........and they say us scots are messed up

ratbastid · 07-10-2005, 03:46 AM

And on that farm he had some bud.

E-I-E-I-O!

Astrocloud · 08-23-2005, 01:11 PM

Flyman likes wool.

ShaniFaye · 08-23-2005, 01:22 PM

with fly being there is should be called a STUD FARM...

sexyman

Astrocloud · 08-24-2005, 07:16 AM

Yes, flyman is the shepard of a stud farm.

Charlatan · 08-24-2005, 07:24 AM

Flyman's barn is so spacious...

Fly · 08-24-2005, 06:55 PM

*bastards*

uncle phil · 08-25-2005, 11:20 AM

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/manurepile.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

every farm has to have a heaping, steaming manure pile...

JumpinJesus · 08-25-2005, 12:09 PM

And for the self portrait on the new farm:

Fly · 08-27-2005, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/manurepile.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">

every farm has to have a heaping, steaming manure pile...

ya' got me there phil but,our pile ain't quite that big yet.

Stiltzkin · 08-27-2005, 08:54 AM

I've always wondered about the etymology of the phrase "bought the farm".

Astrocloud · 08-27-2005, 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stiltzkin

I've always wondered about the etymology of the phrase "bought the farm".

It has to do with catching diseases from farm animals. Sexual fevers and what not.

bernadette · 08-27-2005, 09:44 AM

Hey fly, that camera fixed yet??????

omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan]

Fly · 08-27-2005, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Astrocloud

It has to do with catching diseases from farm animals. Sexual fevers and what not.

still messed up in the head is see eh astro...........

Fly · 08-27-2005, 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

Hey fly, that camera fixed yet??????

omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan]

still in the shop......couple more weeks.

man i wish i had that fuckin' digi over this last month here in the new digs.

don't worry bern,there'll be a ton of shit in nonsense when i get it back.

Fremen · 08-27-2005, 01:40 PM

I knew fly was a cultivator.

paddyjoe · 08-27-2005, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uncle phil

maybe instead of getting your camera fixed, you outta call a plumber.

uncle phil · 08-29-2005, 04:10 PM

She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy
Kenny Chesney

Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun
Over by the gate lordy here she comes
With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea
I make a little room and she climbs on up
Open up a throttle and stir a little dust
Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

We ride back and forth until we run out of light
Take it to the barn put it up for the night
Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on
She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is
She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids
One more teeny weeny ride before take her home

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks
But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up

She thinks my tractor's....

She thinks my tractor's sexy
It really turns her on
She's always staring at me
While I'm chuggin along
She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land
She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan
She's the only one who really understands what gets me
She thinks my tractor's sexy

She thinks my tractor's sexy
She thinks my tractor's sexy

uncle phil · 08-29-2005, 04:15 PM

Tophat665 · 09-03-2005, 05:25 PM

Cool, he bought the farm! Now he has room to kick the bucket!
<img src="http://schools.sd68.bc.ca/ruth/Classes/mrtaylor/class20022003/idioms/idioms2003/idioms3/Kick%20The%20Bucket.jpg">

Quote:

Originally Posted by bernadette

omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan]

(Wasn't that sung by Baaaaan Scott?)
.... for a fee, I'm happy to be, your back door ram. Baaaaaa!
Dirty Deeds! Done with Sheep!

Astrocloud · 09-05-2005, 11:26 AM

Fremen · 09-05-2005, 12:47 PM

a typical day on the farm for fly:

Fly · 09-05-2005, 05:59 PM

i'll get you one day Fre.....

Astrocloud · 09-06-2005, 04:57 AM

Flyman... What's a tractor pull?

Charlatan · 09-06-2005, 05:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

a typical day on the farm for fly:

I think I'm blind...

jwoody · 09-06-2005, 06:17 AM

I think a little bit of pee came out while I was laughing at that picture.

Astrocloud · 09-06-2005, 03:52 PM

http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/Branded.mpeg

uncle phil · 09-07-2005, 04:51 PM

what a great freakin' thread...

Tophat665 · 09-07-2005, 05:00 PM

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Scratching in your henhouse
Sniffing at your feedbag
Slipping out your back door
Leaving my spray

Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down
Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down
Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high?

Working on a sex farm
Hosing down your barn door
Bothering you livestock
They know what I need

Working up a hot sweat
Crouching in your pea patch
Plowing through your beanfield
Planting my seed

Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand
Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand
Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by?

Working on a sex farm
Trying to raise some hard love
Getting out my pitch fork
Poking your hay

Astrocloud · 09-18-2005, 10:59 AM

Here's a video of flyman, man you've got some balls on you.

<embed src="http://www.hig.no/~frodeh/video/Scrotum.asf" autostart="TRUE">

Fly · 09-19-2005, 03:47 AM

oh Astro..........for the love of christ man...why?

Charlatan · 09-19-2005, 05:23 AM

Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty.
Claire: No thank you.
Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this?
Claire: Can't you just leave me alone?
Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun

Astrocloud · 09-19-2005, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman

oh Astro..........for the love of christ man...why?

Because you've got balls man. You've got balls.

uncle phil · 09-19-2005, 01:04 PM

hope you use some of that acreage to grow golfballs...

07-09-2005, 09:48 AM	#1 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Flyman bought the Farm EE-Yai-EE-Yai-Yo

07-09-2005, 10:23 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	very nice astro.........now tell me all about it here man. http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=91753 __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

07-09-2005, 12:36 PM	#5 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	Perfect! He can use the second floor of the barn for his grow ops __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war

07-09-2005, 03:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hahahhahahahha......thanx astro for that......... ......and feelgood......that is an idea i just might look into....... the scots wear no gaunch under thier kilts for the sole purpose of........taking the sheep to the edge of a cliff,liftin' the kilt,and all he has to do is stand there....cuz the sheep just wanna back up,for fear of goin' over the edge.......no work involved ...........and they say us scots are messed up __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-23-2005, 01:11 PM	#9 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Flyman likes wool. Last edited by Astrocloud; 08-23-2005 at 01:17 PM..

07-09-2005, 11:27 AM	#4 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	His new spread:

07-09-2005, 01:02 PM	#6 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	<embed src="http://www.wanzer.org/jon/MP3/dirty_deeds_done_with_sheep.mp3" autostart="TRUE">

07-10-2005, 03:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
ratbastid Darth Papa Location: Yonder	And on that farm he had some bud. E-I-E-I-O!

08-23-2005, 01:22 PM	#10 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	with fly being there is should be called a STUD FARM... sexyman __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

08-24-2005, 07:16 AM	#11 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Yes, flyman is the shepard of a stud farm.

08-24-2005, 07:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Flyman's barn is so spacious... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

08-24-2005, 06:55 PM	#13 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	bastards __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-25-2005, 11:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/manurepile.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> every farm has to have a heaping, steaming manure pile... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2005, 12:09 PM	#15 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	And for the self portrait on the new farm: __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

08-27-2005, 08:54 AM	#17 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I've always wondered about the etymology of the phrase "bought the farm".

08-27-2005, 01:40 PM	#22 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I knew fly was a cultivator. __________________ Google

08-27-2005, 09:44 AM	#19 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	Hey fly, that camera fixed yet?????? omg astro, dirty deeds done with sheep... [LOL][groan] __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

08-29-2005, 04:10 PM	#24 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	She Thinks My Tractor's Sexy Kenny Chesney Plowing these fields in the hot summer sun Over by the gate lordy here she comes With a basket full of chicken and a big cold jug of sweet tea I make a little room and she climbs on up Open up a throttle and stir a little dust Just look at her face she ain't a foolin me She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy We ride back and forth until we run out of light Take it to the barn put it up for the night Climb up in the loft sit and talk with the radio on She said she's got a dream and I asked what it is She wants a little farm and a yard full of kids One more teeny weeny ride before take her home She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy Well she ain't into cars or pick up trucks But if it runs like a Deere man her eyes light up She thinks my tractor's.... She thinks my tractor's sexy It really turns her on She's always staring at me While I'm chuggin along She likes the way it's pullin' while we're tillin' up the land She's even kind of crazy 'bout my farmer's tan She's the only one who really understands what gets me She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy She thinks my tractor's sexy __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-29-2005, 04:15 PM	#25 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v172/unclephil/Tractor.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com"> __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-05-2005, 11:26 AM	#27 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd

09-05-2005, 12:47 PM	#28 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	a typical day on the farm for fly: __________________ Google

09-05-2005, 05:59 PM	#29 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i'll get you one day Fre..... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-06-2005, 04:57 AM	#30 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Flyman... What's a tractor pull?

09-06-2005, 06:17 AM	#32 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	I think a little bit of pee came out while I was laughing at that picture. __________________ .

09-06-2005, 03:52 PM	#33 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	http://www.joe-ks.com/MultiMedia/Branded.mpeg

09-07-2005, 04:51 PM	#34 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	what a great freakin' thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-07-2005, 05:00 PM	#35 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay Scratching in your henhouse Sniffing at your feedbag Slipping out your back door Leaving my spray Sex farm woman, I'm gonna mow you down Sex farm woman, I'll rake and hoe you down Sex farm woman, don't you see my silo rising high? Working on a sex farm Hosing down your barn door Bothering you livestock They know what I need Working up a hot sweat Crouching in your pea patch Plowing through your beanfield Planting my seed Sex farm woman, I'll be your hired hand Sex farm woman, I'll let my offer stand Sex farm woman, don't you hear my tractor rumbling by? Working on a sex farm Trying to raise some hard love Getting out my pitch fork Poking your hay __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

09-18-2005, 10:59 AM	#36 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Here's a video of flyman, man you've got some balls on you. <embed src="http://www.hig.no/~frodeh/video/Scrotum.asf" autostart="TRUE">

09-19-2005, 03:47 AM	#37 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	oh Astro..........for the love of christ man...why? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

09-19-2005, 05:23 AM	#38 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Breakfast Club Balls Bender: Claire, you wanna see a picture of a guy with elephantitis of the nuts? It's pretty tasty. Claire: No thank you. Bender: Oh Claire, would you ever consider dating a guy who looked like this? Claire: Can't you just leave me alone? Bender: I mean even if he had a nice personality and a cool car... although you'd probably have to ride in the backseat because his nuts would ride shotgun __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-19-2005, 01:04 PM	#40 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	hope you use some of that acreage to grow golfballs... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.