Monkey Steals The Peach - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Cynthetiq · 05-27-2005, 07:47 AM

just be careful which monkey learns this...

Brewmaniac · 05-27-2005, 07:58 AM

Ouch! Remind not to piss off any Ninja's.

Daoust · 05-27-2005, 07:58 AM

"stop the heart" ???
Wow. That's intense. Don't let my wife see this!

Charlatan · 05-27-2005, 08:44 AM

Massive blood loss causes death... how peachy!!

Sticky · 05-27-2005, 10:07 AM

I would think:
Massive pain causes death

maleficent · 05-27-2005, 10:14 AM

ummm.. ouch... maybe ninja's should wear a cup...

bernadette · 05-27-2005, 10:30 AM

yikes! don't piss off the ninja!!!

Charlatan · 05-27-2005, 10:34 AM

don't piss *on* a ninja either...

maleficent · 05-27-2005, 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

don't piss *on* a ninja either...

Well maybe that would cause him to let go

Charlatan · 05-27-2005, 11:17 AM

Have you ever tried to piss while someone is squeezing your balls?

Let me put that another way...

Have you ever been pissed on while you were squeezing someone's balls?

05-27-2005, 07:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Cynthetiq Tilted Cat Head Administrator Location: Manhattan, NY	Monkey Steals The Peach just be careful which monkey learns this... __________________ I don't care if you are black, white, purple, green, Chinese, Japanese, Korean, hippie, cop, bum, admin, user, English, Irish, French, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Buddhist, Muslim, indian, cowboy, tall, short, fat, skinny, emo, punk, mod, rocker, straight, gay, lesbian, jock, nerd, geek, Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Independent, driver, pedestrian, or bicyclist, either you're an asshole or you're not. What's the best nation in the world? DO-NATION!

05-27-2005, 07:58 AM	#2 (permalink)
Brewmaniac Searching for the perfect brew!	Ouch! Remind not to piss off any Ninja's. __________________ "That's a joke... I say, that's a joke, son"

05-27-2005, 07:58 AM	#3 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	"stop the heart" ??? Wow. That's intense. Don't let my wife see this! __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys

05-27-2005, 08:44 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Massive blood loss causes death... how peachy!! __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-27-2005, 10:14 AM	#6 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	ummm.. ouch... maybe ninja's should wear a cup... __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

05-27-2005, 10:07 AM	#5 (permalink)
Sticky	I would think: Massive pain causes death __________________ Sticky The Stickman

05-27-2005, 10:30 AM	#7 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	yikes! don't piss off the ninja!!! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-27-2005, 10:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	don't piss on a ninja either... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

05-27-2005, 11:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Have you ever tried to piss while someone is squeezing your balls? Let me put that another way... Have you ever been pissed on while you were squeezing someone's balls? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke