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Old 05-02-2005, 04:37 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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The In the Can Thread

Post in here if you are currently in the can.

I am in the can checking out TFP and I wondered how many other people visit this site (or any site at all - ever) while in the can.


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Post in here if you are currently in the can or if you want to post about surfing-browsing-posting while being in the can.
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Old 05-02-2005, 04:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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remind me not to ever borrow YOUR laptop...

i just sit at my desk & pee my pants laughing <strike>at</strike> with you.
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Old 05-02-2005, 06:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I've read TFP in the can, I'm horrified to admit. I rarely post from there, because... well, I don't really want to touch anything. It's bad enough I'm scrolling.

Some cultures aren't so squeamish about this stuff, you know. But us Western Civvies with our indoor conveniences and our germ theories and our wireless networking, well... we're fairly spoilt.
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:10 AM   #4 (permalink)
 
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Does this mean that you guys (bernadette and ratbastid) were in the can when you wrote those posts?

Wait I an not in there right now.

I think that I am going to have to edit my inital post.
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Old 05-03-2005, 11:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Not there now but have been in the past... not a frequent occurance mind you but it happens from time to time.
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Old 05-03-2005, 01:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I've never posted while in there. It's never occured to me to grab my laptop and keep going while in there. Besides, it's easier to get leverage if you're not trying to balance a computer.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:01 PM   #7 (permalink)
 
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I remember the first time I used my wireless in the bathroom - I doubled my productivity.
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Old 05-10-2005, 05:28 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i don't have a laptop.

yet my posts are mostly full of shit. go figure...
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Old 05-11-2005, 05:28 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i don't have a laptop.

yet my posts are mostly full of shit. go figure...
Washing your hands will help...
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:02 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I have talked on the phone while "in the can." Does that kinda count?

ha haa
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Old 05-11-2005, 11:44 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Washing your hands will help...
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

hrmm...
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Old 05-17-2005, 06:50 PM   #12 (permalink)
 
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So I am here again.

quick visit but I thought that I would post.
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Old 06-06-2005, 06:01 PM   #13 (permalink)
 
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Are we the only ones or does nobody know about this thread?
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Old 06-06-2005, 07:53 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Does it really take you so long to do your business?

Are you one of those people that bust out the reading material?



Or maybe it's just the seclusion?
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:49 AM   #15 (permalink)
 
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That's funny. It took em a while to understand what you were saying.

May 17th to Jun 6th.
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:50 AM   #16 (permalink)
 
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Damn, I just ruined the game. I was not in the can for my last post.
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:52 AM   #17 (permalink)
 
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Damn, did it again.
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Old 06-07-2005, 06:52 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Now that I am wireless and my new Dell 700m is so small... reading while in the can is very convenient... besides, my wife's bathroom reading material (In Touch, People and Vogue) leave much to be desired...
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Old 08-09-2005, 05:57 PM   #19 (permalink)
 
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Wow two months.
Why don't I do this more often.
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Old 08-09-2005, 10:08 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Wow two months.
Why don't I do this more often.
maybe you might consider a fiber supplement...?
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Old 08-17-2005, 04:11 PM   #21 (permalink)
 
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I got a good laugh out of that one.

No, seriously, this is a great place to borwse the web.
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Old 08-18-2005, 03:23 AM   #22 (permalink)
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I got a good laugh out of that one.

No, seriously, this is a great place to borwse the web.
'Borwse'? Hmm, is that what you kids are calling it these days? I really can't keep up with all these slang words for defecation...
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:09 AM   #23 (permalink)
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I just got my laptop fixed, and I've found the joy of reading while on the can.

I'm gonna read SOMETHING in there. I have to. I get to the point where I read the back of the air spray or something like that. Also, every morning when I get up I have to check email and a bunch of websites (one of which is TFP) before I go off to work. I found out that if I combine those two things (surfing while doing my morning BM), I get to sleep in an extra 5-15 minutes. Sweet!

BTW -- I have a clothes hamper that's PERFECT height for setting a laptop on. I just move it right in front of the toilet and don't have to worry about balancing it on my lap.

It's the simple things in life...
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Old 08-18-2005, 04:16 AM   #24 (permalink)
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I remember the first time I used my wireless in the bathroom - I doubled my productivity.
What?

So you measure your.... and then when you... you made twice as much...
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Old 08-19-2005, 06:05 PM   #25 (permalink)
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What?

So you measure your.... and then when you... you made twice as much...
there's just a few things that even curious minds DON'T want to know....
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Old 08-19-2005, 06:41 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Top's mind is out there, man. I love it!
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Old 08-19-2005, 07:02 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Top's mind is out there, man. I love it!
Apparently so is yours, Fre... i mean did Top even post in this thread?

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Old 08-20-2005, 08:27 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Apparently so is yours, Fre... i mean did Top even post in this thread?

Son of a beach! You're right, bern.

Pardon me, jwoody. You're the Top..s?
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Old 08-20-2005, 08:47 AM   #29 (permalink)
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I am in the can right now... good thing this is text only and not brought to you via smell-o-vision.
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Old 08-21-2005, 08:55 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Old 08-25-2005, 07:25 PM   #31 (permalink)
 
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You all disgust me.

Are you in the can as well?
you are posting in here.
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Old 09-09-2005, 10:38 AM   #32 (permalink)
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I am currently breaking my post-while-in-the-smallest-room-in-the-house cherry. Yay.

Last night my girl took her lappy into here for the first time and managed to get a few pages done for one of her papers.

Gotta love wifi.
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:25 PM   #33 (permalink)
 
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I am currently breaking my post-while-in-the-smallest-room-in-the-house cherry. Yay.
Congratulations.
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Old 09-14-2005, 04:42 PM   #34 (permalink)
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when i carry a load in, i don't need the extra weight of my laptop...suckers are heavy...
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Old 09-14-2005, 08:53 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I saw an infomercial once that said when the doctors did an autopsy on The Duke, they found 22 pounds of backed-up shit in his colon.

It makes you really think....










about hitting the back button.
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Old 09-14-2005, 09:20 PM   #36 (permalink)
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my mom said my grandma hasn't pooped for 2 weeks.
she hates computers, too.

coincidence?
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:22 AM   #37 (permalink)
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I am surprised how many of you actually poop... given that most of the denizens of nonsense are full of shit, I am surprised that you have so much you can actually make a deposit.
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:27 PM   #38 (permalink)
 
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We are always full of shit, hence the need to deposit it in many places.
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Old 12-17-2005, 07:41 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Does it really take you so long to do your business?

Are you one of those people that bust out the reading material?
Or maybe it's just the seclusion?
Oh come now, let's not get started on *this* topic. The bathroom is the number one place to get some peace from an otherwise hectic lifestyle! :-)
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Old 04-16-2006, 12:38 PM   #40 (permalink)
 
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It's been a long time since people have been in the can.
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