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3leggedfrog · 05-28-2003, 01:28 AM

what do you do with a drunken sailor
what do you do with a drunken sailor
what do you do with a drunken sailor
earl lie in the mornin

put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep
to see how he likes it

way hey up she rises
way hey up she rises
way hey up she rises
earl lie in the mornin

uncle phil · 05-28-2003, 03:17 AM

tie him to the mast and whack his pee-pee...

shave his balls with a rusty razor...

hrdwareguy · 05-28-2003, 05:17 AM

umm....ok...isn't really a limerick though. I was expecting to see something more along the lines of:

There once was a man from Nantuckett
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped off his chin
If it had a crack I could fuck it

Unknown Poster · 05-28-2003, 06:19 AM

There once was a girl from Arden
Who liked give head in the garden
He said "My dear Flo,
Where does all that stuff go?"
She said "Gulp, beg your pardon?"

05-28-2003, 01:28 AM	#1 (permalink)
3leggedfrog Psycho Location: Hiding from the penguins they come to take my sanity away!	dirty limerick what do you do with a drunken sailor what do you do with a drunken sailor what do you do with a drunken sailor earl lie in the mornin put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep put him in the hold with 10 horney sheep to see how he likes it way hey up she rises way hey up she rises way hey up she rises earl lie in the mornin __________________ "enjoy life to the brim but do not spill it" quoted off my tatoo "Iam myself every day."

05-28-2003, 03:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	tie him to the mast and whack his pee-pee... shave his balls with a rusty razor... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-28-2003, 05:17 AM	#3 (permalink)
hrdwareguy "Officer, I was in fear for my life" Location: Oklahoma City	umm....ok...isn't really a limerick though. I was expecting to see something more along the lines of: There once was a man from Nantuckett Who's dick was so long he could suck it He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin If it had a crack I could fuck it __________________ Gun Control is hitting what you aim at Aim for the TFP, Donate Today

05-28-2003, 06:19 AM	#4 (permalink)
Unknown Poster Insane	There once was a girl from Arden Who liked give head in the garden He said "My dear Flo, Where does all that stuff go?" She said "Gulp, beg your pardon?"