Charlatan

If your snot looks like that... yikes. As for vomit... that must be difficult to pass.


In professing your love for the chunky, I see we have already lost you to the dark side...

noooooooooooooooo!

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Redlemon

Ha ha! She's mine!

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jwoody

That looks like ear-wax.

Not mine, of course. You could eat your lunch out of my ears

... so long as it's a cold lunch

... and you have a very small appetite.

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