Boo

by a bull moose. I saw his "date", but never saw him. My poor poor tree.







The bastard!!!

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Fremen

Damn, that's more destructive than flyman's crazy skwerlz!

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Jeff

Are those poops in the 3rd picture?

That's a hell of a lot of poops.

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Grancey

Okay, I'm not Alaska-savvy and have never seen a bull moose. My guess is they're large antlered mooses. Is this a common occurrence for a bull moose to do something like this? And what does one do when one encounters a bull moose in such a rage? I'm fascinated, really. I can deal with possums, armadillos and the neighbor's dog, but this is so new to me. Please add to the story.

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bernadette

your home is a tree?
are you a skwerl?

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Bill O'Rights

Nah...he's just skwerl...y.

Aw c'mon. Someone had to say it...

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maleficent

Don't they scrape their antlers against trees to basically shed what's on them? It's been a while since I've seen Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom...

That's a nice house in the background - -maybe you could live there?

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The5thCandidate

Yeah, moose can get pretty big.

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uncle phil

you remember marlin perkins?

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Fremen

I remember Marlin. He was my Sunday afternoon escape from boredom. That and Tarzan, if I recall correctly.

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Grancey

Marlin was a little dry for me, but I had a huge crush on Ron Ely.

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Munku

What did the trees ever do to the damn Moose!

cellophanedeity

Isn't that just what moose do in spring? To get stuff off of their antlers?

Maybe I'm wrong. I may be Canadian, but I've yet to have my "official moose incident"

If not, then maybe you once hurt his neighbourhood trees and he's just trying to get revenge!

Sion

like deer, moose scrape their antlers against trees to get the velvet covering off. it's an entirely normal and natural occurence. they just usually don't do it so close to someone's house.

btw, those trees will survive.

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Sion

oh, and if the plural of goose is geese, why isnt the plural of moose, meese?

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