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Old 02-08-2005, 11:24 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Your Real Feeling Towards Earwax

...or the lyrics to 'Stutter-rap', up to you.

I like earwax, despite a kind of repulsion. It smells like no other secretion or body part. Mine will dry out and fall out on to my shoulder in clumps if I don't go after the bastard with a q tip first.
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Old 02-08-2005, 11:57 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It is the only substance my body makes that I don't mind handling too much.
(Toe cheese is just disgusting, on the other foot.)
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Old 02-09-2005, 01:49 AM   #3 (permalink)
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'on the other foot'

You're a slapper
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Old 02-09-2005, 03:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've never had a problem, I guess it's because I constantly clean my ears? I have an addiction with q-tips, I hear it isn't good though, but who cares, I get a kick out of cleaning my ears. :-p
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:33 AM   #5 (permalink)
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No need for q-tips here.

I just feed some good strong floss all the way through. Nothin in the way to stop it, y'know.
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Old 02-09-2005, 05:53 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Mental floss for paddyjoe's stocking next year... Someone pass the word to Santa.
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Old 02-09-2005, 07:09 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I have an ear infection. I blame my ear wax for not doing it's job... or something.
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Old 02-09-2005, 07:16 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Earwax is my favorite
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Old 02-09-2005, 08:44 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I get freaked out sticking q-tips in my ears. I can't do it. Am I the only one who gets this weird urge to taste the wax they pick out on their fingers?
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Old 02-09-2005, 10:03 AM   #10 (permalink)
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I use my carkeys do get the wax out all the time
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Old 02-09-2005, 10:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Some people eat their boogers, but I think NO ONE eats their ear wax.

Of course, I'm probably wrong.
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Old 02-09-2005, 11:47 AM   #12 (permalink)
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I use Q-Tips right after I get out of the shower every day.

I have a friend that can't stick anything in his ears or else he'll puke. I didn't believe him, but he proved it to me.

I have another friend that recently used one of those ear wax candles. Watching him squeeze the shit out of it afterward was really gross.
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Old 02-09-2005, 12:05 PM   #13 (permalink)
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A few years ago when travelling in Asia I got an ear infection... When my client took me to the spa for a massage he had this little old lady come in and clean my ears...

She spent a good hour with various sized q-tips and sticks, scraping and cleaning my ears... it was heavenly... the ache went away was well...

Ear wax is nasty stuff... nothing worse than standing in line or on the streetcar... crammed next to someone and being able to see into their earwax laden ear holes...
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Old 02-12-2005, 10:34 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I dunno man, I mean, I like it when I stick my pinkie in it and take out a huge chuck and then rub it on my nipples when there's nobody around
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