Your Real Feeling Towards Earwax - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Meridae'n · 02-08-2005, 11:24 PM

...or the lyrics to 'Stutter-rap', up to you.

I like earwax, despite a kind of repulsion. It smells like no other secretion or body part. Mine will dry out and fall out on to my shoulder in clumps if I don't go after the bastard with a q tip first.

Fremen · 02-08-2005, 11:57 PM

It is the only substance my body makes that I don't mind handling too much.
(Toe cheese is just disgusting, on the other foot.)

Meridae'n · 02-09-2005, 01:49 AM

'on the other foot'

You're a slapper

ironmaiden7o7 · 02-09-2005, 03:34 AM

I've never had a problem, I guess it's because I constantly clean my ears? I have an addiction with q-tips, I hear it isn't good though, but who cares, I get a kick out of cleaning my ears. :-p

paddyjoe · 02-09-2005, 05:33 AM

No need for q-tips here.

I just feed some good strong floss all the way through. Nothin in the way to stop it, y'know.

Charlatan · 02-09-2005, 05:53 AM

Mental floss for paddyjoe's stocking next year... Someone pass the word to Santa.

Stiltzkin · 02-09-2005, 07:09 AM

I have an ear infection. I blame my ear wax for not doing it's job... or something.

Astrocloud · 02-09-2005, 07:16 AM

Earwax is my favorite

Munku · 02-09-2005, 08:44 AM

I get freaked out sticking q-tips in my ears. I can't do it. Am I the only one who gets this weird urge to taste the wax they pick out on their fingers?

slimshaydee · 02-09-2005, 10:03 AM

I use my carkeys do get the wax out all the time
munku...yes you are.

anleja · 02-09-2005, 10:33 AM

Some people eat their boogers, but I think NO ONE eats their ear wax.

Of course, I'm probably wrong.

Bacchanal · 02-09-2005, 11:47 AM

I use Q-Tips right after I get out of the shower every day.

I have a friend that can't stick anything in his ears or else he'll puke. I didn't believe him, but he proved it to me.

I have another friend that recently used one of those ear wax candles. Watching him squeeze the shit out of it afterward was really gross.

Charlatan · 02-09-2005, 12:05 PM

A few years ago when travelling in Asia I got an ear infection... When my client took me to the spa for a massage he had this little old lady come in and clean my ears...

She spent a good hour with various sized q-tips and sticks, scraping and cleaning my ears... it was heavenly... the ache went away was well...

Ear wax is nasty stuff... nothing worse than standing in line or on the streetcar... crammed next to someone and being able to see into their earwax laden ear holes...

feelgood · 02-12-2005, 10:34 PM

I dunno man, I mean, I like it when I stick my pinkie in it and take out a huge chuck and then rub it on my nipples when there's nobody around

02-08-2005, 11:24 PM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Your Real Feeling Towards Earwax ...or the lyrics to 'Stutter-rap', up to you. I like earwax, despite a kind of repulsion. It smells like no other secretion or body part. Mine will dry out and fall out on to my shoulder in clumps if I don't go after the bastard with a q tip first.

02-08-2005, 11:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	It is the only substance my body makes that I don't mind handling too much. (Toe cheese is just disgusting, on the other foot.) __________________ Google

02-09-2005, 05:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Mental floss for paddyjoe's stocking next year... Someone pass the word to Santa. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-09-2005, 07:09 AM	#7 (permalink)
Stiltzkin Junkie	I have an ear infection. I blame my ear wax for not doing it's job... or something. __________________ The most important thing in this world is love.

02-09-2005, 12:05 PM	#13 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	A few years ago when travelling in Asia I got an ear infection... When my client took me to the spa for a massage he had this little old lady come in and clean my ears... She spent a good hour with various sized q-tips and sticks, scraping and cleaning my ears... it was heavenly... the ache went away was well... Ear wax is nasty stuff... nothing worse than standing in line or on the streetcar... crammed next to someone and being able to see into their earwax laden ear holes... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

02-09-2005, 01:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	'on the other foot' You're a slapper

02-09-2005, 03:34 AM	#4 (permalink)
ironmaiden7o7 Insane Location: NYC	I've never had a problem, I guess it's because I constantly clean my ears? I have an addiction with q-tips, I hear it isn't good though, but who cares, I get a kick out of cleaning my ears. :-p

02-09-2005, 05:33 AM	#5 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	No need for q-tips here. I just feed some good strong floss all the way through. Nothin in the way to stop it, y'know.

02-09-2005, 07:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Earwax is my favorite

02-09-2005, 08:44 AM	#9 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I get freaked out sticking q-tips in my ears. I can't do it. Am I the only one who gets this weird urge to taste the wax they pick out on their fingers?

02-09-2005, 10:03 AM	#10 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	I use my carkeys do get the wax out all the time munku...yes you are.

02-09-2005, 10:33 AM	#11 (permalink)
anleja disconnected Location: ignoreland	Some people eat their boogers, but I think NO ONE eats their ear wax. Of course, I'm probably wrong.

02-09-2005, 11:47 AM	#12 (permalink)
Bacchanal Laid back Location: Jayhawkland	I use Q-Tips right after I get out of the shower every day. I have a friend that can't stick anything in his ears or else he'll puke. I didn't believe him, but he proved it to me. I have another friend that recently used one of those ear wax candles. Watching him squeeze the shit out of it afterward was really gross.

02-12-2005, 10:34 PM	#14 (permalink)
feelgood Free Mars! Location: I dunno, there's white people around me saying "eh" all the time	I dunno man, I mean, I like it when I stick my pinkie in it and take out a huge chuck and then rub it on my nipples when there's nobody around __________________ Looking out the window, that's an act of war. Staring at my shoes, that's an act of war. Committing an act of war? Oh you better believe that's an act of war