Ourcrazymodern?

Giant Hamburger's multi-layered, but more free-flowing.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

A New Challenger Emerges!

-Gargantuan VeggieSub-



(I had no idea where else to feature this, but it'd be cool to see a Street Fighter-type otherworld, where the main establishments duke it out.)

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

uncle phil

GH will be upset...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jetée

but I think he's bloodthirsty, and raring (rearing? I never got the handle of how to use this turn of phrase) to get into the fire, and smash some lettuce heads together.

Time for ROUND 2! (in my best video game announcer's voice)

FIGHT!

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

The firmest Tofu holds up best, during a catapult event.

The type of soysauce makes no difference,
unless I decide to lick your face.

Ourcrazymodern?

Now there's a practical idea for sauce removal. Your meatiness?

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Giant Hamburger

I can't imagine a scenario where in a sandwich of vegetables would give me any trouble.
...It doesn't seem possible.

Now Uncle Phil's grilled cheeseburger and Ring's scenario have dilated my aperatures,
so you must excuse me.

Charlatan

This is one of the things I will consume upon my return to Toronto:

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

Jetée

Oh, yeah! Almost forgot about what I found earlier today:

Vice magazine asked online creative director Olle Hemmendorff for his take on Nike’s Air Max 90 shoe, and it looks like he really ran with it. I don’t know how appetizing a burger crafted to look like a sneaker would be. Hope it tastes better than it smells.



ah, there's also this...

Texas-based fast food fan, Kayla Kromer loves hamburgers so much that she decided that she wanted to be able to sleep in one. The giant burger bed features all the trimmings, with pickle and tomato pillows, lettuce sheets, a cheese slice quilt and a round burger shaped mattress.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan At the end of the day... I just like to cuddle up inside his savoury body. It's kind of like Luke inside a Tauntaun...

Kayla Kromer says that her burger bed was inspired by the film "Hamburger", in which students sleep in burger-shaped beds. She just could not get the image out of her mind, so decided to embark on a project to build her own.



-- has anybody ever heard of the film, "Hamburger"? Would this be it?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

so long as we're talking about upgrading sire's shoes and sheets, I thought to meself what else could a self-respecting hamburghim (as opposed to a hamburgher) would feel most at ease in... and then it hit me, like a flying a sack of meat.

Shorts. One certainly needs a dependable pair of shorts.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

He looks better without them.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

from the FM365 art installation, by Chow Hon Lam (aka 'flyingmouse')
I will keep with the above idea: I think you'll do well to dispatch with the competition, your savory Sir.

I entered you into a tournament. Hope that's okay with you.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Hell, Jet, you don't know His secret. You should at least correspond. I have the suspicion that his secret is the same as mine.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

Well, if any ol' person (perceived competitor) knew his secret techniques, then he'd be whupped in mano-a-manwich mortal combat.

His secret is his power; and his power should be guarded.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

His power is no secret, & guarded well. He hasn't hidden his affection, & prevents me from seeing myself in the mirror. Pay attention, or wait for repercussions from His orbit.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Giant Hamburger

My secret playground/daycare...

Jetée

Ah, so actually thinking of thoust, in the presence and state of mind in a time of hunger, well, it causes you to spawn forth, as if by meaty magic.
This is a handy (if not creepy) trait to possess.

- - -

These food safety ads from the Beijing Women & Children's Development Foundation are nicely executed but super-creepy: Kids enjoying themselves in playgrounds built out of giant food, etc. But on closer inspection, the pizza slices are topped with shards of glass, the hamburger is a scorpion-burger, sushi is infested with bugs, the jello is spiked with thumbtacks, a beehive stands in for a lollipop, and a landmine is disguised as a melon. The tagline, as translated by Ads of the World, "Do you really know about his food?"

[eatmedaily.]

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Jetée

You know, I'm not gonna give up on this whole tournament of tostadas and burgers so easily. I want some tomatoes and blood sausages shed!
A "mortal combat", if you will.
I should portray an actual written "story" about this tournament to make it pick up steam.

Speaking of which: (the steam, I mean)
After you have entirely devoured the pitifully puny Gargantuan Veggie Sub, it's time to take things up a notch and battle the "Huge Lecherous Wiener".
He's not really a fan favorite, y'know; except to all the "horndoggers".

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

ring

Pluck me from these rabids!

Ourcrazymodern?

I'd rather use a razor.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

It's been a long time trying for this, but I still think the tournament should commence equally and soon-fully, with copious amounts of ketchup shed.


Extra Value Combo Alpha by ~Lysol-Jones

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

Giant Hamburger embodies space & time & thought - I'm pretty sure he'd win.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

Jetée

Pretty sure?

I don't know - there's a reason why these sort of contests are performed, even though there may be clear favorites.
It's a test and testament to our strengths and weaknesses.

Heck yeah, I'm rooting for the big guy, but one has to wonder, what happens if and/or when he encounters Ronald, the "Big Cheese", when he has fully transformed into battle mode?


It'll be a melee, for sure.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Giant Hamburger

I am prepared to fight anyone, anywhere at anytime for anything.

Jetée

Would you fight for peace?

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Giant Hamburger

Yes I would, I'd punch it right in its smirking face.
After the dust settled we would go have some beers.

Ourcrazymodern?

GH minces words even better than onions.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

We could go have some bears ,too.

(appetizers)

Jetée

Alright, I couldn't help it; the coincidence got too strong for me to stray away.


"Carebear Carnage", by Jude Buffum

Take that peace. I vanquish you... in the name of love.

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As human beings, our greatness lies not so much in being able to remake the world (that is the myth of the Atomic Age) as in being able to remake ourselves.

—Mohandas K. Gandhi

Ourcrazymodern?

GH doesn't believe in wasting food.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

Third try is the charm.

Those weren't the orifices you were looking for:

Ourcrazymodern?

I'm not so sure, though GH is known to be fond of tongue-in-cheek as well.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Just so; every course can be dessert.

__________________
BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

uncle phil

__________________
"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.