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Manuel Hong · 02-27-2005, 04:01 PM

Fer Crisakes, stop peein' on the dog!

My extremeties are frigid.

SiNai · 02-27-2005, 05:25 PM

Stop taking so long in the refrigerator!!

My eyeballs are all red

Tophat665 · 02-27-2005, 05:32 PM

One of two things: Visine or use a longer spoon while eating breakfast with the devil.

I'm nervous and my socks are too loose.

Astrocloud · 02-28-2005, 01:09 PM

Socks is loose. But that's no reason to be nervous. Just call him in and shut the door.

(socks):

Nobody ever gets my humor.

Manuel Hong · 02-28-2005, 01:51 PM

Comedy rule #1: If it's funny to you, it's funny.

My hamper smells weird.

HalcyonDaze · 02-28-2005, 02:12 PM

Sorry, I'll get out.

My eyes got reversed and now point inside my head.

TexanAvenger · 02-28-2005, 02:57 PM

So tell me, what's on your mind?

It's hard to find a good friend.

HalcyonDaze · 03-01-2005, 09:02 AM

Stop hitting your good friends, and maybe they'll stop hiding from you.

I have constant cravings for glazed donuts..

Manuel Hong · 03-01-2005, 05:55 PM

As long as you eat them constantly, it should stop the cravings.

My get up and go must've got up and went.

howdydave · 03-01-2005, 06:21 PM

Take two anti-diarrhetics and call me in the morning!

My snot is brown!

victorjara · 03-01-2005, 06:30 PM

Take them out, paint them green with a marker pen, and then replace them.

Potatoes are growing out of my ears.

Manuel Hong · 03-01-2005, 07:52 PM

Mixed with some toe cheese, it would make a nice au gratin.

I have hang-ups.

Tophat665 · 03-01-2005, 08:13 PM

Get caller ID.

Ted Koppel won't stop tickling my funnybone.

Astrocloud · 03-02-2005, 02:03 AM

Ted Koppel says he'll stop because your funnybone is only this big:

It's too late for sleep tonight.

howdydave · 03-02-2005, 09:52 AM

Call in the neighbors and have a party!

I have lustful fantasies about my analyst!

TexanAvenger · 03-02-2005, 02:38 PM

And how does that make you feel?

I'm having trouble getting into a stable relationship.

Tophat665 · 03-02-2005, 04:16 PM

Stop hitting on horses. (Sicko.)

I've lost that lovin' feeling.

Fly · 03-02-2005, 05:01 PM

......blow.......up........doll............

i've got blisters on my blisters.

Manuel Hong · 03-02-2005, 05:02 PM

Buy yourself some flowers, take yourself out to dinner, draw yourself a nice hot bath with candles, dim the lights... maybe that will put you in the mood.

I have pimples on my but-I am nice.

Manuel Hong · 03-02-2005, 05:04 PM

oooh crap!
Stop beating on that thing like a rented car!

I still have pimples on my but-I am nice...

Tophat665 · 03-02-2005, 07:03 PM

Embrace your ill favored visage, get in touch with your inner curmudgeon, and start being a real rat bastard.

My blowup doll sprung a leak.

Zeraph · 03-02-2005, 11:19 PM

Live underwater.

My hand jerks wildly when touching my special area

Astrocloud · 03-03-2005, 02:06 PM

Think of your mother -that'll make it stop.

My mother is hot.

Manuel Hong · 03-03-2005, 02:25 PM

Think of Zeraph's Mom (sorry.)

I'm rude, crude and socially unacceptable.

Tophat665 · 03-03-2005, 07:39 PM

Run for public office as a man of the people. You might even get elected president.

Every night I have a strange dream about a busty, naked, green woman with lobster claws who wants to be intimate with me.

Manuel Hong · 03-03-2005, 08:04 PM

boil some water and keep large rubber bands near the bed.

I have terrible gas. Really, it's quite noxious.

Tophat665 · 03-03-2005, 09:26 PM

Either lay off the beans, or make sure you also eat corn and chilis with them Actually, seriously, the combination of the three will keep the beans from giving you gas, allow the corn to digest, and take the burn out of the chilis on the back end.

Now I have "Dirty Love" stuck in my head. (The way your momma make that fuzzy poodle do.)

TexanAvenger · 03-05-2005, 11:15 AM

Turn up "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast

My foot's asleep.

vermin · 03-05-2005, 11:25 AM

Dip it in gasoline and light it up. Nothin' like fire to get the blood flowing.

I'm in complete denial of the chaos and tragedy in my life.

nofnway · 03-05-2005, 12:16 PM

write a country song, drink some whiskey, relax and enjoy it.

I can't do the things that I know that I should.

Manuel Hong · 03-05-2005, 02:32 PM

Stop shoulding all over yourself.

I've got cat scratch fever.

tres · 03-05-2005, 04:02 PM

Try shaving down there, I hear it helps.

I have a hawaiian disease called Lakanuki

nofnway · 03-05-2005, 04:21 PM

of course.....get some nuki...repeat if necessary

I have a low down dirty feeling.

Tophat665 · 03-05-2005, 06:55 PM

Douche.

My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus.

Manuel Hong · 03-08-2005, 10:31 AM

Turn down the stereo, yank off those Python boots and don't worry, Jesus thinks you're a jerk.

my nose is running...

Daoust · 03-08-2005, 10:39 AM

Snort something pasty up there!

My hands are sweaty, my knees are weak
I can't eat, and I can't sleep.

TexanAvenger · 03-08-2005, 12:23 PM

Get to the hospital quick... looks like ebola. Try getting there before you crash and bleed out, they know how to clean it up better'n most people. Or it could be love... whatever.

I'm damn cold.

Daoust · 03-09-2005, 04:00 AM

Sleep with your socks on. It works for Daoust!!!

My sinuses are leaking a flourescent yellow liquid uncontrollably, at this moment.

tres · 03-09-2005, 04:52 AM

bottle it!! You've found the solution to our energy crisis!!

I have this uncontrollable urge to stab myself in the chest.

Astrocloud · 03-09-2005, 04:44 PM

Stab somebody else in the back and your urge will go away.

Got an urge got a surge
and it's out of control
Got an urge I wanna purge
'cause I'm losing control

02-27-2005, 04:01 PM	#81 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Fer Crisakes, stop peein' on the dog! My extremeties are frigid. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

02-27-2005, 05:25 PM	#82 (permalink)
SiNai Dreams In Digital Location: Iowa	Stop taking so long in the refrigerator!! My eyeballs are all red __________________ I can't seem to remember now What it was like- to live life, before you.. symbiont

02-27-2005, 05:32 PM	#83 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	One of two things: Visine or use a longer spoon while eating breakfast with the devil. I'm nervous and my socks are too loose. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

02-28-2005, 01:51 PM	#85 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Comedy rule #1: If it's funny to you, it's funny. My hamper smells weird. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-01-2005, 05:55 PM	#89 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	As long as you eat them constantly, it should stop the cravings. My get up and go must've got up and went. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

02-28-2005, 01:09 PM	#84 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Socks is loose. But that's no reason to be nervous. Just call him in and shut the door. (socks): Nobody ever gets my humor.

02-28-2005, 02:12 PM	#86 (permalink)
HalcyonDaze Tilted	Sorry, I'll get out. My eyes got reversed and now point inside my head.

02-28-2005, 02:57 PM	#87 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	So tell me, what's on your mind? It's hard to find a good friend.

03-01-2005, 09:02 AM	#88 (permalink)
HalcyonDaze Tilted	Stop hitting your good friends, and maybe they'll stop hiding from you. I have constant cravings for glazed donuts..

03-01-2005, 06:21 PM	#90 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Take two anti-diarrhetics and call me in the morning! My snot is brown! __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye Last edited by howdydave; 03-01-2005 at 06:23 PM..

03-01-2005, 06:30 PM	#91 (permalink)
victorjara Upright	Take them out, paint them green with a marker pen, and then replace them. Potatoes are growing out of my ears.

03-01-2005, 07:52 PM	#92 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Mixed with some toe cheese, it would make a nice au gratin. I have hang-ups. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-01-2005, 08:13 PM	#93 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Get caller ID. Ted Koppel won't stop tickling my funnybone. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2005, 02:03 AM	#94 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Ted Koppel says he'll stop because your funnybone is only this big: It's too late for sleep tonight.

03-02-2005, 09:52 AM	#95 (permalink)
howdydave Upright Location: Rochester, New York	Call in the neighbors and have a party! I have lustful fantasies about my analyst! __________________ Dave ©¿©¬ "Noli illigitemi carborundum decendus" "Ego sum quis ego sum quod ut est quicumque ego sum" - Popeye

03-02-2005, 05:01 PM	#98 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	......blow.......up........doll............ i've got blisters on my blisters. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-02-2005, 02:38 PM	#96 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	And how does that make you feel? I'm having trouble getting into a stable relationship.

03-02-2005, 04:16 PM	#97 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Stop hitting on horses. (Sicko.) I've lost that lovin' feeling. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2005, 05:02 PM	#99 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Buy yourself some flowers, take yourself out to dinner, draw yourself a nice hot bath with candles, dim the lights... maybe that will put you in the mood. I have pimples on my but-I am nice. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-02-2005, 05:04 PM	#100 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	oooh crap! Stop beating on that thing like a rented car! I still have pimples on my but-I am nice... __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-02-2005, 07:03 PM	#101 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Embrace your ill favored visage, get in touch with your inner curmudgeon, and start being a real rat bastard. My blowup doll sprung a leak. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-02-2005, 11:19 PM	#102 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Live underwater. My hand jerks wildly when touching my special area

03-03-2005, 02:06 PM	#103 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Think of your mother -that'll make it stop. My mother is hot.

03-03-2005, 02:25 PM	#104 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Think of Zeraph's Mom (sorry.) I'm rude, crude and socially unacceptable. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-03-2005, 07:39 PM	#105 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Run for public office as a man of the people. You might even get elected president. Every night I have a strange dream about a busty, naked, green woman with lobster claws who wants to be intimate with me. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-03-2005, 08:04 PM	#106 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	boil some water and keep large rubber bands near the bed. I have terrible gas. Really, it's quite noxious. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-03-2005, 09:26 PM	#107 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Either lay off the beans, or make sure you also eat corn and chilis with them Actually, seriously, the combination of the three will keep the beans from giving you gas, allow the corn to digest, and take the burn out of the chilis on the back end. Now I have "Dirty Love" stuck in my head. (The way your momma make that fuzzy poodle do.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-05-2005, 11:15 AM	#108 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Turn up "So Fresh, So Clean" by Outkast My foot's asleep.

03-05-2005, 11:25 AM	#109 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	Dip it in gasoline and light it up. Nothin' like fire to get the blood flowing. I'm in complete denial of the chaos and tragedy in my life. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

03-05-2005, 12:16 PM	#110 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	write a country song, drink some whiskey, relax and enjoy it. I can't do the things that I know that I should. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-05-2005, 02:32 PM	#111 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Stop shoulding all over yourself. I've got cat scratch fever. __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-05-2005, 04:02 PM	#112 (permalink)
tres Insane Location: Long Island, NY	Try shaving down there, I hear it helps. I have a hawaiian disease called Lakanuki

03-05-2005, 04:21 PM	#113 (permalink)
nofnway Insane Location: under the freeway bridge	of course.....get some nuki...repeat if necessary I have a low down dirty feeling. __________________ "Iron rusts with disuse, stagnant water loses its purity and in cold water freezes. Even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind" Leonardo Da Vinci

03-05-2005, 06:55 PM	#114 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Douche. My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-08-2005, 10:31 AM	#115 (permalink)
Manuel Hong Addict Location: Land of the puny, wimpy states	Turn down the stereo, yank off those Python boots and don't worry, Jesus thinks you're a jerk. my nose is running... __________________ Believe nothing, even if I tell it to you, unless it meets with your own good common sense and experience. - Siddhartha Gautama (The Buddha)

03-08-2005, 10:39 AM	#116 (permalink)
Daoust "I'm sorry. What was the question?" Location: Paradise Regained	Snort something pasty up there! My hands are sweaty, my knees are weak I can't eat, and I can't sleep. __________________ I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys