Caption Time
 

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" It's good to be the King ! "

hit the road, jack...

The once multi-millionaire popcorn king (Jim redinbaucker), has just lost his last movie theater contract to Popsecret!

Sorry ladies, he's married

When I'm done this bottle, Im gonna eatcha! [/fat bastard voice]

"you want a little bit of this, don't ya?"

"I know what your thinking and the answer is "yes": I have a nickname for my penis. It's called "The Octogon". I've also nicknamed my testies. I call the left one James Westfall and the right one Dr. Kenneth Nuiswater. And if you ladies play your cards right, you might just get to meet the whole gang.

Now, who needs a cup?"

Who needs a sex toy when you have an arm rest, thats what i always say.

or

Do I make you horny, baby?

Why aren't these five grande latte's keeping me more awake? I must be doing something wrong...

"And this one is...well...another one where dad got drunk at a staff party... How many of these have we got in this album?"