theguyondacouch

under closer inspection I am retarded

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anleja

from far away:


but under closer inspection:

bernadette

i always LMAOROFL when i see someone write "that's so retar<u>t</u>ed."
the irony kills me.

ok. that doesn't piss me off. just amuses me.

words that piss me off... hrmm...
i can't think of any word(s) that piss me off, outside of pretty much absolutely anything that comes out of my nextdoor neighbor's mouth. hateful complaining old miserable cunt that he is.

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EleqTrizi'T

I don't know about words, but Press Release speak makes me want to scrape my eyes across the sidewalk.

Fly

bush............yup.......that word pisses me off.



*take that as you may...*

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cyrnel

Lots of words used to piss me off. Incorrect things like "could care less", "taken for granite", spelling insanity, etc. Now they seem humorous, and the meanings drown out the mechanics. I'm with EleqTrizi. Words constructed to deceive or manipulate are far more evil than specific words or language flaws.

cyrnel

Oh, wait. Politically correct gets me going. (the phrase)

Wasn't that a great show though?

ngdawg

"I can't do this"

Sue

"teh"

Drives me UP THE FRIGGIN WALL!!

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cyrnel

On that note, "Oh well."

AntoineMartinez

idear
it's idea! no R! crazy people...

bbbbbb555

i hate it when people talk to me and use the work HELLA.
it is not even a real word, and it just sounds so stupid.

thriolith

speaking of hella, what about holla?

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a-j

ur, own3d, pwned, or any of those other stupid kiddie spelling "errors"

noodles

irks me when people use gay as a synonym for stupid or something similar

Tophat665

activist judge, death tax, marriage penalty, homosexual agenda, and most other spin.

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anleja

w00t and LOL

jorgelito

"irregardless", "edumacation"...pretty much all ebonics is annoying ( I cannot believe this is considered a language).

Politically correct terms are a bit out of control too. EX: physically-challenged, womyn, heterosexual-platonic-man-love (my favorite), etc, etc.

Oh yeah, any form of cyberpeak drives me crazy. CU l8r, ok? BRB,----->r u lol? ^_^

It's kinda neat I suppose but really, gets annoying soon.

gh0ti

It’s just such a divisive word. I have many black friends who use the term with each other like its nothing (I'm Hispanic). I have many white friends who are afraid to ever say the word because they think they are going to offend someone.

Its one of those words that just seem to separate people, its gone from a bad word for anyone to say to a bad word for some people to say.

I just don’t get it.

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gh0ti

how about:

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anleja

These words piss me off... "Hello, this is the Hattie from the office of Arbor Lakes, when you moved out the carpet was beyond cleaning, so we're going to charge to replace it. Minus the $100 cleaning deposit, you owe us $460. That carpet has a normal wear and tear life of 7 years, so it should have 6 years left."

Any of those words by itself is okay, but when put in the order as shown above, they piss me off.

Jonsgirl

My husband has started using "Badonkadonk Butt"
What the hell is that? Why does he use it to describe my ass? And for the love of grammer, doesn't he realize it makes him sound like teh gehy?!

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anleja

Badonkadonk Butt!!!

I like it.

(Oh, by the way, it means "hot")

Speaking of hot, should I remove the picture of that retard guy at the top? I think he's a sexy bitch, but I think maybe people don't like staring in that guy's nose everytime they enter this thread.

Bawn

The word "sure" when its used to answer a question thats more like "So are we still friends?" but its okay when its used in "want to go to the mall?"

dX927

When I was still in high school, it became common for some people to use the word "Jewish" when they were talking about something that wasn't quite right. For example, "that movie was Jewish" or "what are you, Jewish?" or "that test was so frickin Jewish." It just annoyed me to no end and I'm not even Jewish.

Other than that, the word "multitask" always got on my nerves for some strange reason.

Stiltzkin

Chocolat
Gigli

It's chocolate, damn it.

EDIT:
The whole "hip-hop" vocabulary, such as:
bling-bling
word
hizzle
shizzle
rizzle
(whatever-izzle)

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cyrnel

"impact" when used to mean "to have an effect"

"Boring product, better spice up the marketing plan!"
(kick)

vermin

"off-line"
Example:
When people are in a meeting and they get off on a tangential subject and then to get back on track use a phrase like "We'll talk about that off-line, come to my office after the meeting". I've only heard that at the place I'm working at now, but it really bugs the shit out of me.

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1010011010

I was somewhat irked by the people on Fark using "shiat" until I realized it's a filter... and then I was just annoyed by the filter.

LOL, ROFL, GR8, Ur, teh, intarweb, especially if not used in jest.

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Jakes

fur burger and harry bagina, but bald bever is my favoriate word

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I like my jeep to be like my girl, topless and dirty.
me i guess

Grancey

micro management

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discotequi

I'm so hungry I could 'literally' eat a horse...

that would be something to see...

go-bots

tampon. that word makes me sick!!!!!

munchen

it peeves me a little when people use "no problem" in substitution for "your welcome". thanks for what you did but I didn't say it was a problem and even if it was the correct response is your welcome.

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bernadette

aol chit

"u r to kewl"

to too two -- 3 different words. figure it out & use them appropriately.
if your'e bored enough to be chatting you can be bored enough to spell whole words & spell them correctly (outside of typos) so that you look your age & quasi-intelligent. 50 year old women/men should not ever type "kewl" cuz that's that's so ghey! <--- tongue in cheek on the ghey part in case you didn't know.

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ruggles

"whatever"

hey wanna do this?

whatever...


whats your problem man ?

whatever...

fuck you give me back my pants uncle bob...

whatever....



i fear i may have said too much

longbough

"statistic" implying victimization. e.g. "Stay off the streets. I don't want you to become a statistic"
"(that) is really deep..." used when you can't make sense out of something.
"quantum" used to describe something large (it's actually a small increment)
"keeping it real"
"literally" used for emphasis "He was literally beaten to a pulp."
"irregardless" as in "Irregardless of the circumstances we should be ready"

Jonsgirl

Metro-sexual. Techno-sexual. Anything else-sexual.

You're a geek. Get over it. You are not special. You do not deserve a new word. You're a 'sub culture' on the ass of humanity.

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Dingo2879

"Actually"
This word is used all the time and it drives me crazy.

killeena

mispronounced words drive me nuts. My girlfriend says *pellow* instead of pillow, and *peanit* instead of peanuit. Drives me up a wall.

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