12-10-2004, 02:10 PM | #1 (permalink) |
Everything's better with bacon
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Name something you did once...just once
I volunteered at a soup kitchen...and was propositioned by a homeless cross-dresser, an unattractive one.
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12-10-2004, 02:16 PM | #3 (permalink) | |
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12-10-2004, 02:19 PM | #5 (permalink) | |
I demand a better future
Location: Great White North
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I smoked weed... once... made me sick so I've never done anything since.
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12-10-2004, 02:38 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
Oh shit it's Wayne Brady!
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I fucked another guy's girlfriend. 3 times actually but only with that one girl.
I didn't know him personally though, and she was an ex-girfriend of mine, so I figured what the hell.
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12-10-2004, 02:42 PM | #9 (permalink) | |
All hail the Mountain King
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Thanks for a good laugh man. Let's see, what have I only done once.... ***smoke pot? No, 4 or 5 dips in that pool. ***take acid? Nope, not even once. ***Get drunk and puke? Oh man....waaaay more than once. I'm gonna have to think this one over and get back to you...
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12-10-2004, 02:45 PM | #10 (permalink) | ||
I demand a better future
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That just cracked me up... wait was it my grilfriend
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12-10-2004, 03:16 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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whilst gardening, i cut off the end of my finger once, about half down my fingernail.
amazingly enough & much to my glad surprise... it grew back!!! it was kinda numb for several years, but is pretty much normal now.
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12-10-2004, 03:40 PM | #15 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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Only the tips will grow back, below the joint at the end, I believe. I think they were studying on the how and why's of it and if other parts of our body can be induced to do this. Pretty cool stuff. They were also studying salamanders or chameleons, one. Anyway, back on topic... I once participated in a warehouse window shootout with pellet and BB-guns with my bro and a few friends from the neighborhood. We shot out almost all of the windows and flourescent lights in the abandoned (we thought) railroad trackside warehouse. We were interrupted by somebody suddenly opening the door and yelling at us. I didn't know I could fly til then. It was pretty fun at the time. I feel slightley guilty now, though.
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12-10-2004, 04:45 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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tried to make love to a bale of barbed wire in the back of an air police truck while i was drunk and they were taking me back to the barracks...long story...details upon request...
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12-11-2004, 01:25 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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ok. so... a couple yrs ago after a block party ended, a few of us went over to one neighbors' who has a pool. one by one we were all pushed in, bluejeans & all. having not swam for years & actually really loving to swim i got quickly over the fact that i was in a pool in my street clothes! i dove repeatedly off their diving board like a gleeful 12 yr old girl. yeah. we all we all kinds of drunk. duh. then i realized i had on my favorite bra. omg. so i pulled it off from under my shirt. then i got a wild hair up my ass & decided to just pull off my shirt too. a couple of my neighbors will never let me forget this. but keep in mind, when we all exited the pool, one woman was wearing a bra & nothing else... she didn't get fully exposed until the end of that party. haha and omg this was most likely for me a one time & one time only bit of madness. but, no. i don't regret it. but yeah. i probably won't pull my shirt off in public again. my blues jeans were hella heavy btw. didn't keep me from diving though!
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If not, you're good. Once, when I was in high school, I did whatever I could to piss off my mother because she had legal custody of me and I wanted her to kick me out. I succeeded, and since then, have been living with the lesser of two evils: my father. Now I wanna get the fuck outta here, too, only if he were to kick me out (which he very well should; I'm 20 years old), I'm screwed.
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12-13-2004, 05:02 AM | #23 (permalink) | |
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12-13-2004, 08:39 AM | #24 (permalink) | |
Everything's better with bacon
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12-13-2004, 01:58 PM | #27 (permalink) | |
salmon?
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12-13-2004, 06:00 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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I pissed off the driver in Al Gore's van. He was here in Grand Rapids on Halloween to visit 4 or 5 black churches to get out the black vote. I'm not black, but thought it'd be interesting to go. Afterwards I shook his big pudgy hand. That dude is tall. I'm 6' 3", I think he may have been a little bit taller than me.
Anyway, I got in my vehicle to drive home, and saw Al Gore's van parked in a little parking lot off the side street we were on. They were trying to exit, so I stopped where I was in the road. They stopped at the same time. I figured, okay, I'll keep going. Of course, right when I was going to proceed in front of them, they went forward at the same time. Kinda like a "you go" "no, you go" thing. The driver gave me a WTF look, making impatient hand gestures. I drove ahead, as he followed. Then they had to wait behind me as I was making a left turn onto a busy street. Haha, they were already running behind, and they still had like 3 more churches to go to. I wonder if Al Gore was looking at me with a scowl on his face. I wonder if he sighed, just like how he sighed at Bush during the 2000 debates! I will probably never have a chance to do that again. |
12-19-2004, 10:51 PM | #32 (permalink) |
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Location: Hamilton, New Zealand. Heard of it? Really???
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Choked a girl during sex ... go figure.
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12-21-2004, 04:23 PM | #37 (permalink) |
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Rode a horse - by the end of the experience, my thighs were oozing blood from griping on so hard, my fingers were literally locked into a death grip on the saddle and someone had to help me "crack open" my fingers and, as I got the rhythm wrong, my testicles were like pancakes from constantly coming down as the horse was going up during the gallop. I was a literally walking wreck for over a week and couldn't move around without help.
Took ketamine - a horse tranquilizer often sold as a substitute for E Drank 9 tequilla slammers in half an hour on my 18th birthday - even 16 years later, the smell of that devil's liquid makes me gag Life's a learning process. It's just a pity we seem to learn most from unpleasant experiences! Mr Mephisto |
12-21-2004, 05:30 PM | #38 (permalink) |
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Location: Just SW of Nowhere!!! In the good old US of A
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Flew into a mountain in Newfoundland when I was in the navy.
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12-30-2004, 06:10 PM | #40 (permalink) |
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Went swimming in Lake Michigan at 6 in the morning. I wouldn't suggest it, it's cold to say the least.
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