China One?
 

Well there's this small chinese place that has pretty much take out only. Why is it when you order something like sweet and sour chicken, you get some plastic fork that can't penetrate the crunchy outside? You try to jab it in there and the prongs bend out around the chicken. These things suck! :(

Chop sticks would do the trick :D

Can't use them :(

Use your fingers... or just stick your head in the bowl and use your mouth...

It's best when the cloying red sauce gets smeared all over your face.

Why cant you use them? At the least you can use one chopstick, and stab the chicken, or just use your own metal fork. Whats the big deal?

What if I'm not at home? No metal fork then. And I sure don't carry them in my pants!

*BrrrngBrrrng*
China Palace?
<i>Oh, ah sooo. Herro. I can herp you, prease?</i>
Yes, I'll have the low cal low mein, with one chopstick prease.. uh.. please.
<i>Hu hu! You Amelican so funny. I make speciar wonton soup for you. You rike, cream of sum yung gai?</i>
*Crick... I mean *Click*

^ That's just about how the girl sounded. And she hung up on me without giving me a price or nothing. Sheesh!

lol, so true..