What would you wear if you were king? (NSFW)
 

Alright. So those wretched insipid fools finally voted you king of the freakin world. Thier mistake. You can do whatever you want- but what would you wear?

You have no taboos, no restrictions. If anyone doesn't like it, you can chop off their heads.

I would wear a crown, a tie, and socks. My feet get cold sometimes.

Preferred outfit is lower undies only, but I guess for formal affairs I could throw on a t-shirt. And, since the Palace would be located in a sunny, warm locale, barefoot or flipflops. All out of shape people would be required to don t-shirts only(nothing worse than seeing a man with boobs bigger than my own!!)

Edit: I felt qualified to answer since I was, quite literally 'born a King'....think about it :lol:

i'd wear a touque.......


yup....that's it.


lemme think about somethin' else too though........


i'll be back

flip flops and sun screen baby! (the capitol would be in the Bahamamas)

a WHAT??? :hmm:

Peanut butter and a cummerbund.

um.... NSFW....








i'd wear nothing and i'd put a shoulder strap on this puppy... so that it could be used whenever the appropriate moment arose.

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Im answering cause ngdawg did :)

it wouldnt be so much about what I'd wear....Im sure it would be some kind of leather xena type out fit...whats it important is what my court wears....and that would be.....




KILTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I would wear nubile young women.

Actually, custom tailored black suits, black silk shirts and underwear, maybe a string tie, a fedora, and shades. I'd carry an ebony walking stick.

It's not that I am even slightly goth-ish; I just look good in black.

hell yeah!!!!!!

i've got a scottish background.......sign me up.........i'd wear the damn thing proudly...



.....and with my touque too. :thumbsup:







*Shani for King of the world*

it's a knitted hat that us people that live in igloos wear up here to keep our heads warm.........



....eh



:D

I'm a girl, so it would be QUEEN to you all........

and I would wear that fancy pastel flowy dress that Senator Amidala wore in Ep. II

Power armor.

Or does it have to be real?

Fine, I guess I would wear thick socks and pajama pants. no underwear.

fly, are you sure you're spelling 'touque' right?

I looked it up in the dictionary and this is as close as I got:

Maybe you picked up your wife's hat by mistake. :p

you know us Canadians eh.....just gotta throw a "u" in anything.

:D

No Fremen, that was no mistake..... :lol:

A silk robe, pair of comfy slippers, and a couple hot blooded women to wrap up in if I got cold!

I, much like George Castanza, would drape myself in velvet....

What I wear everyday.

I AM KING OF THE WORLD

Silk panties...I mean cotton boxers.

Asta!!

I wouldn't wear the same clothes everyday, that'd get boring, plus that would be really unhygenic. I would dress stylish, like armani suits and gucci shoes and the like.

Someone else's skin and a nice bottle of Chianti... mpffff.. mpffff.. mpffff! :)

Jeans, T-Shirt

my terrycloth bathrobe and a cup of coffee.

A different woman on my cock every day.

toga definately

A bullet-proof vest.

jeans, a hoodie & a blingblingity tiara that has the word "goddess" in ice (aka diamonds) on the front.

hey!!!!!!

you have a rooster???????

I'd wear bathrobe and a fez hat with a bubble-pipe in my mouth. Oh it would be great to be king. :rolleyes:

he'd have to have a damn big rooster, or at least a lot of them, if women are sitting on them every day.

Boxers.... maybe.

Of course I have roosters. If I was king I could have a woman sitting on a chicken, right???

I have every confidence that some of you will get this....

so...if you were king who would be your piss boy? :lol:

I would go for a willy wonka look.

Well since they'd have to shake and put me away I'd have a "piss girl"
any Playboy Bunny would do nicely

"It's good to be the king."

Well since they'd have to shake and put me away I'd have a "piss girl"
any Playboy Bunny would do nicely

"It's good to be the king."

one post, two post, red post blue post... (double Post:lol: )

I'd wear the skin of Gary Coleman, complete with head-hat.

My 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox sweatshirt of course.

I'd get my weiner jammed in the neck of a Jack Daniel's bottle and just let it dangle there.