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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...od_nm/penis_dc

<h1>Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It</h1>

BUCHAREST (Reuters) - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said Monday.

It said 67 year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

"I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. "I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it."

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.



<b> do you have any more strange, but true stories?</b>

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uncle phil

look for this in the "darwin awards" column...

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Fremen

*holds himself and cries*

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Munku

Why do I think this guy was on drugs and needed a quick explanation to cover up for his habits?

Fremen

Oh my god, was it you, Munky??

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KirStang

It's alright munku, we all make mistakes...

1slOwCD8

i dont really get it, so hes chasing a chicken and cuts off his penis instead to the chickens neck? how does that happen?

CityOfAngels

"Hey chikkun! You have a purty mouth! Oh..oh...oh yess yessssssssAAAAAGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!"

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StickODynomite

ooooh gawd, that's funny.

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