Halx

Aye mateys! This here be thar pirate thread! So git yer pirate on ye scurvy dogs!

ARRR!

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meanSpleen

Oi, doth thou needeth a swabbing on de deck? Est aye, wittle ole me, Squanky da cabin boy, yes aye yam. Whut? Es my obnoxious, ohverly British ax-ant getting to yah?

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RAMONES!!!

arrr maty but did nast me come up with dis in aye tilted suggestions? ARRR Captim bu dast not throw me over board!

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myMHz

Arrr maty, if that bird shits on my shoulder again I'll kill it, arrr

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ARR Maty! The RIAA has shut me site down!

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sarnako

Shiver me timbers! Ye be needin' ta take it to the cabin, ye scurvy dogs! Arrrr!

Miranda

Arrr! I be yer ship's woman! I don't be doin no chores mind! They be callin me Pirate Jenny - I serve yee drinks in yer ship's bar! Should yer be cravin some LIQUOR!

Slims

Did you hear about the new pirate move? It's rated Arghhhh.

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Troublebot

Arrgh, I do alot of raping and piligin to make up for my extremely small penis.

Arrgh.

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GSRIDER

Arrr, keep yer traps shut me mateis and get back to swabbin the decks. Tis no time fer yer lollygaggin about.

Tis the seven seas acallin and I've pissed in everyone.

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shalafi

ARRRR one o' you lubbers get pirate jenny in here w/ my drink or ill be keel haulin the lot o ya

-Ever-

Arrrrrrrgh heerrrrrrrrs captan rugh crotch for yers! aRRRRRRRRRgh

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Junchbailey

Arrr. I be wantin to look at ye boobies. Shiver me timbers.

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uncle phil

Every pirate thread needs a chantey devoted to whaling, wenching, and grog, so...


Yo Ho Ho

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
And cookey's throat was marked belike
It had been gripped by fingers ten;
And there they lay, all good dead men
Like break o'day in a boozing ken
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of the whole ship's list
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Dead and be damned and the rest gone whist!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
The skipper lay with his nob in gore
Where the scullion's axe his cheek had shore
And the scullion he was stabbed times four
And there they lay, and the soggy skies
Dripped down in up-staring eyes
In murk sunset and foul sunrise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em stiff and stark
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ten of the crew had the murder mark!
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
Or a yawing hole in a battered head
And the scuppers' glut with a rotting red
And there they lay, aye, damn my eyes
Looking up at paradise
All souls bound just contrawise
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men of 'em good and true - '
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
Ev'ry man jack could ha' sailed with Old Pew,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!
There was chest on chest of Spanish gold
With a ton of plate in the middle hold
And the cabins riot of stuff untold,
And they lay there that took the plum
With sightless glare and their lips struck dumb
While we shared all by the rule of thumb,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

More was seen through a sternlight screen...
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Chartings undoubt where a woman had been
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
'Twas a flimsy shift on a bunker cot
With a dirk slit sheer through the bosom spot
And the lace stiff dry in a purplish blot
Oh was she wench or some shudderin' maid
That dared the knife and took the blade
By God! she had stuff for a plucky jade
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

Fifteen men on a dead man's chest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
Drink and the devil had done for the rest
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.
We wrapped 'em all in a mains'l tight
With twice ten turns of a hawser's bight
And we heaved 'em over and out of sight,
With a Yo-Heave-Ho! and a fare-you-well
And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell
Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell,
Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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XenuHubbard

Burdi burdi burdi ZEEEEEEERK!!!

Oh, shit. I thought this was the viking thread!

YAAAAARRR!!!

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cchris

Aye Captin,where are your Buccaneers?
On me Buccan head you fool,where else would they be!

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GuttersnipeXL

I got a song I wrote about bein' a modern pirate...let's see if I can remember..



It is my mission to become a pirate
and to sail thee south seas
inseminating thousands of Polynesian woman
when and where I please
I will use my machete
and surely take my cut
and all of my bastard children
will be named Coconut.



Thank you, Thank you.....a Guttersnipe original

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Phaenx

YAARRRR!!!!!!

Ye apple commercials be after CAP'N Phaenx's soul, me know it be true!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!!!

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Miranda

Here yee arr shalafi! Three pints of this here rum - the best we got! Enjoy; can i get any of yee other lads a drink?

Magpie0001

Im in fucking stitches,







OOh ok,
AArggh.

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oldbob

yaaarrrrgh. avast there, you mangy curs! mad pillaging props to uncle phil for privateer's anthem. yaaarrrgh.

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debaser

Yeargh!

Ahoy and whatnot!

Meh, not feeling terribly salty just now. Maybe later I'll put my pirate application up so everyone can make their ambitions official.

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THE MAC GOD

ARRRRRRRR..... i think thats right...

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maleficent

Bumpity bump bump as today, September 19th is international talk like a pirate day -

Arr, me hearty, it's talk like a pirate day today, enjoy some grog today... and go out and plunder....

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Leto

Arrrr Billy... Ever been to sea?

Ourcrazymodern?

The hapless victim says:

"But, but, I'm not a pirate! Why would you expect me to talk like one?"

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fastom

Arrrr, oy thar matey, we be needin' more song and merriment.


The cabin boy, The cabin boy
Dirty little nipper
Filled his ass with shards of glass
And circumsized the skipper.

grumpyolddude

ARRR, it be time to bump this thread once more!

Avast, me maties! All ye salty dogs and buxom (or not) wenches, if you can't talk like a pirate... cheat, shiver me timbers! Talk Like a Pirate Day

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Baraka_Guru

Arr, it be that time of year agin, be it?

Well, I'll be a bow-legged scurvy-ridden son of a smarmy dog's gat-toothed landlubber uncle!

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FuglyStick

Arrr n booty n such

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Daniel_

Now that's some booty I could get behind!

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BadNick

arrrrr!!! which of you scallywags stowed the wenches on board? It'll doom our ship! Off the plank with them

CinnamonGirl

Avast, ye mateys! Where's the rum?

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grumpyolddude

In me belly! Harrrr!

Oops... 12:00 local time. Talk like a pirate is over. Returning to boring English now.

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Fremen

Nuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!! I missed it!


/stupid internet company

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Daniel_

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Poppinjay

Arrr. We lost to UNC yesterday. Ar. Ef.

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BadNick

arrrrgggg! even my one legged parrot looks better than the Eagles today!

Redlemon

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