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Old 09-22-2009, 01:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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You know how you sometimes pick up things around the house with your toes?

Doesn't work with your shoes on..
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:09 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:21 PM   #6 (permalink)
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fivefingers!
I'm so glad you reminded me of these very highly recommended shoe-gadgets. The extraordinary positive review/post here a while back convinced me to get a pair and then I forgot until now...thank you tm! ...and thanks, Reese for providing the venue for the reminder.

...a picture is worth five fingers:

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Old 09-22-2009, 03:30 PM   #7 (permalink)
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You're obviously not trying hard enough
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:47 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Just pick stuff up the way strippers pick up quarters.
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 05:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 09-23-2009, 10:06 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Just pick stuff up the way strippers pick up quarters.
never been to a strip club (cough cough cough).. care to explain how strippers pick up quarters?
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Old 09-24-2009, 03:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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use both feet, dude.
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