My hair is soft - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Averett · 09-02-2004, 07:11 AM

Go ahead, touch it

You know you wanna

jwoody · 09-02-2004, 07:17 AM

It's like you've just stepped out of a saloon.

God of Thunder · 09-02-2004, 07:45 AM

Gee, your hair smells terrific!!

mb99usa · 09-02-2004, 07:49 AM

wow! the body, the bounce, the shine, simply amazing!!

bigoldalphamale · 09-02-2004, 08:00 AM

indeed. remarkably soft.

neddy65 · 09-02-2004, 08:49 AM

I am all a-shiver after touching your silky tresses!

ngdawg · 09-02-2004, 08:52 AM

You've got a little something.......right......there...ok, got it. Yep, soft all right! Just keep away from those little flying thingies.

JWoody:It's like you've just stepped out of a saloon.

Must be the beer shampoo, eh?

Fremen · 09-02-2004, 11:10 AM

Is Frank in close proximity of said soft hair, Ave?

Averett · 09-02-2004, 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fremen

Is Frank in close proximity of said soft hair, Ave?

Well, no

My hair also smells nice. Like God of Thunder discovered.

Go ahead, take a sniff.

You know you wanna

Troublebot · 09-02-2004, 11:36 AM

My! What is that delicious scent?

Passion fruit?

Coconut?

Do you shampoo with butterscotch?

uncle phil · 09-02-2004, 12:18 PM

you have the most beautiful hair i ever saw...

Sion · 09-02-2004, 12:32 PM

/me reaches between Averett's legs to check the veracity of her statement.

Averett · 09-03-2004, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

/me reaches between Averett's legs to check the veracity of her statement.

Hey now! I've got a Honey Badger, better watch yourself!

My hair is soft again today. More so than yesterday. I used conditioner this morning

SaltPork · 09-03-2004, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jwoody

It's like you've just stepped out of a saloon.

It does smell a bit like cigarettes and stale beer, doesn't it?

Munku · 09-03-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wrkime

It does smell a bit like cigarettes and stale beer, doesn't it?

Ahh don't me making fun of poor Averett..

slimshaydee · 09-03-2004, 05:11 PM

mmm concrete soft

Fly · 09-04-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Munku

Ahh don't me making fun of poor Averett..

Av's fine man.........she has a good sense of humour.........and soft hair too.

K-Wise · 09-04-2004, 11:23 AM

I would touch your hair except.....it's screaming infidelities.

Asta!!

Paradise Lost · 09-04-2004, 11:42 AM

*Ruffles fingers through hair...*

OMG!

It's a tick!

vermin · 09-04-2004, 04:12 PM

But a soft, full-bodied tick with lots of shine and bounce and a spring-fresh smell!

$uperTrooper · 09-04-2004, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett

Go ahead, touch it

You know you wanna

You do realise i'm a midget , dont you ?

Oh well if you insist .....

Astrocloud · 09-05-2004, 12:34 PM

You dont know where my hands have been. Are you sure you want me to touch your hair?

Averett · 09-06-2004, 03:30 PM

TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

Fremen · 09-06-2004, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett

TOUCH MY HAIR!!!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!!!

09-02-2004, 07:11 AM	#1 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	My hair is soft Go ahead, touch it You know you wanna __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

09-02-2004, 07:45 AM	#3 (permalink)
God of Thunder Talk nerdy to me Location: Flint, MI	Gee, your hair smells terrific!! __________________ I reject your reality, and substitute my own -- Adam Savage

09-02-2004, 07:49 AM	#4 (permalink)
mb99usa Keep on rolling. It only hurts for a little while. Location: wherever I am	wow! the body, the bounce, the shine, simply amazing!! __________________ So, what's your point? It's not an attitude, it's a way of life.

09-02-2004, 08:49 AM	#6 (permalink)
neddy65 Loves green eggs and ham Location: I'm just sittin' here watching the world go round and round	I am all a-shiver after touching your silky tresses! __________________ If you're travelling at the speed of light, and you turn the headlights on, do they do anything? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die! Drink Dickens' Hard Cider because nothing makes a girl smile like a Hard DIckens' Cider!

09-02-2004, 08:52 AM	#7 (permalink)
ngdawg peekaboo Location: on the back, bitch	You've got a little something.......right......there...ok, got it. Yep, soft all right! Just keep away from those little flying thingies. JWoody:It's like you've just stepped out of a saloon. Must be the beer shampoo, eh? Last edited by ngdawg; 09-02-2004 at 08:54 AM..

09-02-2004, 07:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
jwoody Shackle Me Not Location: Newcastle - England.	It's like you've just stepped out of a saloon.

09-02-2004, 08:00 AM	#5 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	indeed. remarkably soft.

09-02-2004, 11:10 AM	#8 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Is Frank in close proximity of said soft hair, Ave? __________________ Google

09-02-2004, 11:36 AM	#10 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	My! What is that delicious scent? Passion fruit? Coconut? Do you shampoo with butterscotch? __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

09-02-2004, 12:18 PM	#11 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	you have the most beautiful hair i ever saw... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-02-2004, 12:32 PM	#12 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	/me reaches between Averett's legs to check the veracity of her statement. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

09-03-2004, 05:11 PM	#16 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	mmm concrete soft

09-04-2004, 11:23 AM	#18 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I would touch your hair except.....it's screaming infidelities. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

09-04-2004, 11:42 AM	#19 (permalink)
Paradise Lost "Afternoon everybody." "NORM!" Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.	Ruffles fingers through hair... OMG! It's a tick! __________________ "Marino could do it."

09-04-2004, 04:12 PM	#20 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	But a soft, full-bodied tick with lots of shine and bounce and a spring-fresh smell! __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

09-05-2004, 12:34 PM	#22 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	You dont know where my hands have been. Are you sure you want me to touch your hair?

09-06-2004, 03:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	TOUCH MY HAIR!!! __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.