bernadette

so who's gonna stop by & keep me company?

i'm out of beer btw.
although not for long! i'm heading out the door for a 10 minute errand to correct that.

be back in 10 minutes.

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bernadette

oh. what kind of beer should i buy for you? i'm getting heineken for myself.

do you want pretzals or potato chips? peanuts?

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K-Wise

Munchos...I'm by myself too now.

Asta!!

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<font size=5><----- Munchos</font>

Asta!!

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sadistikdreams

Aw. I dont drink. I've brought some chronic.

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Fremen

Get us a hot fudge sundae, bern.

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Giant Hamburger

I'd like a bowl of cereal.

aphex140

those dipper pringles as when I am p*ssed i can spill the dip all over myself

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bundy

bottle of sake and i'm anyones.

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paddyjoe

Mmmmm, nice.

Fly

any weed down there bern?



don't wanna get shot crossin the line for a couple doobies eh.

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Scorps

why get beer, just go get some pot, getting high is better then drunk

ShaniFaye

I can bring home made lasagna!!!

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unoaman

Thanks Bern...I'll stop by, but don't plan on over one beer for me!

theguyondacouch

I'll bring it. No borders for me.

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viejo gringo

cold and wet is fine Bern---I got a half a bottle of Teachers scotch
just in case we get a snake bite...

---here snake, here snake---hisss hiss.

Fly

sweet..........we're good to go then.........thanx guy

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Munku

I'll take some fresh clam.

Scorps

Oh come on Canadian weed is the best!

Fly

you gonna take the chance of getting shot for takin' it over the border man?

.....me neither so.....we gotta go with guyonthecouch's stash.........

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uncle phil

hope there's some bourbon there...

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bernadette

hey you nice fun people!
<font size="4">omg i got kidnapped by a band of gypsies on my way to the store!!! omgomg</font>

they were playing lousy suck ass music, too. it was just awful.

they finally got tired after two days of playing & acting like gypsies do...
<font size="4">so...while they were finally asleep, i made my great escape!</font>

but now i still hafta run to the store & pick up all your requested goodies!

<small>fly's request is gonna be a bit tricky cuz i burned that bridge... but i think i know someone else who can help me out w/that one... cashes in chips.</small>

i'm taking my dogs with me this time.
damn gypsies won't eff with my dogs.
my dogs will rip their faces off & leave them for the rats to clean up!

i love my dogs.
and you peoples, too.

i'll be bbbback!!

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:::OshnSoul:::

I need to get out. I need a drink. I need a shoulder to lean on.

bernadette

come over to my house, :::OshnSoul:::

i'll provide you with both the beverage & the shoulder.

<small>can i cry on your shoulder, too?
not a requirement though for use of my shoulder.
*hugs*</small>

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Scorps

Is that kidnap story a fake?

World's King

Maybe wine and cheese?

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bernadette

whut??? you doubt my words? *totally crushed*


O_King, luckily for you, i did indeed pick up an assortment of cheese & wines along with all the other requests.

i saw the gypsies beside the road on my way to the store.
my dogs barked like little rabid K9s at them & they ran away! hahaha

the effing pussy gypsies are scared dogs. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


ok. we've got snacks. we've got drinks. fly's got CA KGB.
what else do we need to turn this into a great party?

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Go_AVS

how about some Viagra and a few boxes of rubbers and we make it a never ending party...

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Fly

to answer the original question.......



....you think these might help?





hmmmm.............just previewed it and..........it seems that the look on my face sorta says it all eh bern?

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