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Old 08-24-2004, 07:32 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
i'm home alone... (again)

so who's gonna stop by & keep me company?

i'm out of beer btw.
although not for long! i'm heading out the door for a 10 minute errand to correct that.

be back in 10 minutes.
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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oh. what kind of beer should i buy for you? i'm getting heineken for myself.

do you want pretzals or potato chips? peanuts?
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:34 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Munchos...I'm by myself too now.

Asta!!
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Old 08-24-2004, 07:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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<font size=5><----- Munchos</font>

Asta!!
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Old 08-24-2004, 08:54 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Aw. I dont drink. I've brought some chronic.
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:09 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Get us a hot fudge sundae, bern.
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Old 08-24-2004, 09:23 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I'd like a bowl of cereal.
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:07 AM   #8 (permalink)
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those dipper pringles as when I am p*ssed i can spill the dip all over myself
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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bottle of sake and i'm anyones.
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:40 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Mmmmm, nice.

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Old 08-25-2004, 03:56 AM   #11 (permalink)
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any weed down there bern?



don't wanna get shot crossin the line for a couple doobies eh.
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:24 AM   #12 (permalink)
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why get beer, just go get some pot, getting high is better then drunk
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:29 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I can bring home made lasagna!!!
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Old 08-25-2004, 10:32 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Thanks Bern...I'll stop by, but don't plan on over one beer for me!

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Old 08-25-2004, 12:47 PM   #15 (permalink)
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any weed down there bern?



don't wanna get shot crossin the line for a couple doobies eh.
I'll bring it. No borders for me.
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:00 PM   #16 (permalink)
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cold and wet is fine Bern---I got a half a bottle of Teachers scotch
just in case we get a snake bite...

---here snake, here snake---hisss hiss.
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:27 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I'll bring it. No borders for me.


sweet..........we're good to go then.........thanx guy
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Old 08-25-2004, 02:49 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'll take some fresh clam.
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Old 08-25-2004, 03:00 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'll bring it. No borders for me.

Oh come on Canadian weed is the best!
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:20 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Oh come on Canadian weed is the best!


you gonna take the chance of getting shot for takin' it over the border man?

.....me neither so.....we gotta go with guyonthecouch's stash.........
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Old 08-25-2004, 04:38 PM   #21 (permalink)
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hope there's some bourbon there...
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:15 PM   #22 (permalink)
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hey you nice fun people!
<font size="4">omg i got kidnapped by a band of gypsies on my way to the store!!! omgomg</font>

they were playing lousy suck ass music, too. it was just awful.

they finally got tired after two days of playing & acting like gypsies do...
<font size="4">so...while they were finally asleep, i made my great escape!</font>

but now i still hafta run to the store & pick up all your requested goodies!

<small>fly's request is gonna be a bit tricky cuz i burned that bridge... but i think i know someone else who can help me out w/that one... cashes in chips.</small>

i'm taking my dogs with me this time.
damn gypsies won't eff with my dogs.
my dogs will rip their faces off & leave them for the rats to clean up!

i love my dogs.
and you peoples, too.

i'll be bbbback!!
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 08-26-2004, 09:15 PM   #24 (permalink)
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come over to my house, :::OshnSoul:::

i'll provide you with both the beverage & the shoulder.

<small>can i cry on your shoulder, too?
not a requirement though for use of my shoulder.
*hugs*</small>
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Old 08-27-2004, 07:14 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Is that kidnap story a fake?
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Old 08-27-2004, 08:34 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Maybe wine and cheese?
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Old 08-27-2004, 10:33 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Is that kidnap story a fake?
whut??? you doubt my words? *totally crushed*


O_King, luckily for you, i did indeed pick up an assortment of cheese & wines along with all the other requests.

i saw the gypsies beside the road on my way to the store.
my dogs barked like little rabid K9s at them & they ran away! hahaha

the effing pussy gypsies are scared dogs. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!!


ok. we've got snacks. we've got drinks. fly's got CA KGB.
what else do we need to turn this into a great party?
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Old 08-29-2004, 07:33 PM   #28 (permalink)
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how about some Viagra and a few boxes of rubbers and we make it a never ending party...
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Old 08-30-2004, 08:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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to answer the original question.......



....you think these might help?





hmmmm.............just previewed it and..........it seems that the look on my face sorta says it all eh bern?

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