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bernadette 08-24-2004 07:32 PM

i'm home alone... (again)
 
so who's gonna stop by & keep me company?

i'm out of beer btw.
although not for long! i'm heading out the door for a 10 minute errand to correct that.

be back in 10 minutes.

bernadette 08-24-2004 07:33 PM

oh. what kind of beer should i buy for you? i'm getting heineken for myself.

do you want pretzals or potato chips? peanuts?

K-Wise 08-24-2004 07:34 PM

Munchos...I'm by myself too now.

Asta!!

K-Wise 08-24-2004 07:35 PM

http://www.taquitos.net/dbimages13/Munchos.jpg<font size=5><----- Munchos</font>

Asta!!

sadistikdreams 08-24-2004 08:54 PM

Aw. I dont drink. I've brought some chronic.

Fremen 08-24-2004 09:09 PM

Get us a hot fudge sundae, bern. ;)

Giant Hamburger 08-24-2004 09:23 PM

I'd like a bowl of cereal.

aphex140 08-25-2004 02:07 AM

those dipper pringles as when I am p*ssed i can spill the dip all over myself

bundy 08-25-2004 02:21 AM

bottle of sake and i'm anyones.

paddyjoe 08-25-2004 03:40 AM

Mmmmm, nice.

http://img34.exs.cx/img34/4907/fireplace2.jpg

Fly 08-25-2004 03:56 AM

any weed down there bern?



don't wanna get shot crossin the line for a couple doobies eh.

Scorps 08-25-2004 10:24 AM

why get beer, just go get some pot, getting high is better then drunk :thumbsup:

ShaniFaye 08-25-2004 10:29 AM

I can bring home made lasagna!!!

unoaman 08-25-2004 10:32 AM

Thanks Bern...I'll stop by, but don't plan on over one beer for me!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v4...an/bigbeer.jpg

theguyondacouch 08-25-2004 12:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flyman
any weed down there bern?



don't wanna get shot crossin the line for a couple doobies eh.

I'll bring it. No borders for me. :)

viejo gringo 08-25-2004 01:00 PM

cold and wet is fine Bern---I got a half a bottle of Teachers scotch
just in case we get a snake bite...:D

---here snake, here snake---hisss hiss.

Fly 08-25-2004 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch
I'll bring it. No borders for me. :)



sweet..........we're good to go then.........thanx guy :thumbsup:

Munku 08-25-2004 02:49 PM

I'll take some fresh clam.

Scorps 08-25-2004 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by theguyondacouch
I'll bring it. No borders for me. :)


Oh come on Canadian weed is the best!

Fly 08-25-2004 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pain Train
Oh come on Canadian weed is the best!



you gonna take the chance of getting shot for takin' it over the border man?

.....me neither so.....we gotta go with guyonthecouch's stash.........

uncle phil 08-25-2004 04:38 PM

hope there's some bourbon there...

bernadette 08-26-2004 06:15 PM

hey you nice fun people!
<font size="4">omg i got kidnapped by a band of gypsies on my way to the store!!! omgomg</font>

they were playing lousy suck ass music, too. it was just awful.

they finally got tired after two days of playing & acting like gypsies do...
<font size="4">so...while they were finally asleep, i made my great escape!</font>

but now i still hafta run to the store & pick up all your requested goodies!

<small>fly's request is gonna be a bit tricky cuz i burned that bridge... but i think i know someone else who can help me out w/that one... cashes in chips.</small>

i'm taking my dogs with me this time.
damn gypsies won't eff with my dogs.
my dogs will rip their faces off & leave them for the rats to clean up!

i love my dogs.
and you peoples, too. :)

i'll be bbbback!!

08-26-2004 06:32 PM

I need to get out. I need a drink. I need a shoulder to lean on.

bernadette 08-26-2004 09:15 PM

come over to my house, :::OshnSoul:::

i'll provide you with both the beverage & the shoulder.

<small>can i cry on your shoulder, too?
not a requirement though for use of my shoulder. :)
*hugs*</small>

Scorps 08-27-2004 07:14 AM

Is that kidnap story a fake?

World's King 08-27-2004 08:34 AM

Maybe wine and cheese?

bernadette 08-27-2004 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pain Train
Is that kidnap story a fake?

whut??? you doubt my words? *totally crushed*


O_King, luckily for you, i did indeed pick up an assortment of cheese & wines along with all the other requests.

i saw the gypsies beside the road on my way to the store.
my dogs barked like little rabid K9s at them & they ran away! hahaha

the effing pussy gypsies are scared dogs. weeeeeeeeeeeeee!! :D


ok. we've got snacks. we've got drinks. fly's got CA KGB.
what else do we need to turn this into a great party?

Go_AVS 08-29-2004 07:33 PM

how about some Viagra and a few boxes of rubbers and we make it a never ending party...

Fly 08-30-2004 08:29 PM

to answer the original question.......



....you think these might help?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v11/flyman/what.jpg


hmmmm.............just previewed it and..........it seems that the look on my face sorta says it all eh bern?

:hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm: :hmm:


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