slimshaydee

How many golds will us aussies get?
How many medals?
How many will Thorpie get?
Will Jana live up to all the hype?
Are there any sports you think we will get a suprise gold in (e.g Taekwondo at Sydney)
Will Sean Eadie ever shave off that rediculous goatee?

Bout time we had a new thread in here

Latch

Does anyone really care?

Sorry, the olympics don't excite me at all. Probably won't even watch any of it.

TIO

Most important of all: Will The Dream be as good as it was the first time?

(OF COURSE IT WILL!)

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bundy

yeah, i know it will... but i mentioned it in another thread, and someone, forgot who, but they clearly weren't aussie, just didn't get it. sad, but true.

i think this whole jana pitman knee thing is very dubious... it might just be my cynical mind, but i reckon shes either pulled this stunt off so as to have an excuse for having interesting drugs in her system, or so that she has an easy way out of all that big noting herself that she's done over that last year. i can't remember a more full of it aussie athlete.

and as for those tossers who ride bikes for Australia... especially that twat eadie... i reckon they're ALL drugged up to the eyeballs, and should be kicked out. that ridiculous facial growth on eadie should be violently removed, i mean, he's (unfortunately) representing Australia, and that shit on his face makes the rest of us look bad.

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Meridae'n

I must disagree there Bundy, open the door for all drugs I say. At the moment the most cutting-edge drugs are only used by the wealthiest countries *ahem*AMERICA*ahem* so I reckon we should go back to the 70's and early 80's where every cunt just used what they wanted. The amount of money you have wouldn't come into it as the best drugs, steroids and HGH, are cheap as chips so who gets the medals wouldn't come down to who had the best pharmacist. I want to see female swimmers with cannonball delts, divers with barndoor backs, and cunts throwing javalins 12 kms.

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bundy

i actually agree with you Meri.
while theres a charade of 'clean' athletes, its only going to piss people off... because there's always going to be arguments.
if they just let go and open the door for drugs and genetic enhancement it'll be far more interesting.
there'd be more money in it for athletes, because they'd be getting sponsorship from Nike/Reebok AND pharmaceutical companies.
it'd even out competition to a certain extent.
and we'd be able to see just how far science can push/enhance the human body.
i say inject away.

edit... but i still think that cunt eadie should be pinned down and have that chin shit ripped off.

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Spartak

I read in the paper that some Aussie bookie was giving 25/1 that NZ will not win a single medal (any medal!) at the Olympics.

I'd so like to have a go on those odds.

Oddly enough the same bookie made the Evers-Swindells sisters the favourtites to win gold in the Womens' Rowing.

Oh, and with Thorpe, Hoogie and Phelps the swimming events might be worth watching.

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Ella

Well, I'll only be watching Thorpie for his awesome swimming ability. I have absolutely no interest in seeing how his body has developed since last time I saw him swim. Same goes for the cyclists' drug pumped butts and thighs.

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cinnles

I want to marry liesl jones.

Just for the fun of it.

As far as the rest of the olympics is concerned, I don't care. Except the cross country horse riding, that shit is awesome, and I don't even ride horses regularly.

TIO

Damn I love it when America gets thrashed! And when it's in the basketball, and by Puerto Rico, that just makes it even better!

In unrelated news:
COME ON THORPIE YOU CHAMPION

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Latch

Yeah, we (the Americans) seem to be doing shithouse in the Olympics.. ah well. We do badly and Bush'll just bomb another country to show our power...

I hope I'm joking..

almostaugust

Yeah, it pays to be sports obsessed a times. Lets make the most of it now cause when it comes to track and field we are gonna get burned. Its funny how the US have resorted to using the overall medal count system to guage how they are going cause they arnt getting many gold medals. Also, go the aussie boxers! There have been some great fights so far.

Ella

Yep...we have the loss of our current gold medal lead on the USA to look forward when the really fast dudes start running and jumping. Still....how about that Thorpie, hey??!!

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MichaelFarker

13/100 second

I almost thought Thorpe was going to get it

slimshaydee

bloody grant hackett buggered it up at the start

Latch

I hate to stir the pot... (actually I love it).. but..

If we (the US) lost to a horribly shitty team like Puerto Rico.. but still beat Australia.. where's that put you guys?

Sorry, had to say it hehe.

cookkee

i think the money wasted on the olympics should be spent on food for the people starving in the world

Meridae'n

I sat for two hours today and watched the womens triathlon... for nothing. The aussie girl led from start to, well, 5 seconds before the finish. Poor girl would be devistated. On the bright side she got to swim/cycle/run around in a swimsuit that can be best described as green Glad-wrap. Huzzah for my eyes.

Fuck that Canadian hurdler slaming into the first hurdle was compulsory viewing!

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slimshaydee

The chick who won the triathlon was a bloody aussie, but she moved to Austria when she got married. Doheth

Meridae'n

Guess where the bitch was born...

...bloody Geelong.

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bundy

and guess how much the Austrian govt is giving her for winning gold... thats right... one million bucks!

same amount as the bounty that the yanks put on hacketts gold and record in the 1500m in these games.

they're all bastards i tells ya... and we're positively angelic!!

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Ella

One million and a house, a house, actually.

Who teared up when Jana came 5th.....c'mon people...'fess up!

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slimshaydee

I was mighty peeved that I woke up at 4:50am to see her bloody well come 5th. She was infront at half bloody way too. I still think that greek chick was doped up

Ella

Yeah, but Slim did you see her come down hard on that last hurdle. If not for that, she would have a medal. Hell, props to her for even being there! What a legend!

I wish I could have seen more eps of 'The Dream'. It was on too late for this little black duck.

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Meridae'n

5 bucks says that rower that dropped her oar is in next month's Ralph...

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Ella

Hhhmmmm...you could be onto something, Meri. I can see her in a black leather bustier and a feather boa.

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Meridae'n

Meh, airbrushing will ensure she's a starter.

I hope she makes he way into "The Picture' myself.

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Ella

Hehe...yeah, I thought that was more your speed, matey.

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