Fly

aww man...........



















when?

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

uncle phil

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

ok.........right now it is then

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

or maybe yesterday...

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

If I could save time in a bottle...

I would drink it all up for sure.

Ourcrazymodern?

...that bottle would be something slimy & we could then make all your fishes come through.
If I had a box just for fishes, and creams that would never turn blue, that box would be empty except for the smell & a curious slick residue.

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ring

Avon eat your heart out.

Ourcrazymodern?

Avon doesn't eat, my sweet,
It gobbles lesser thoughts for breakfast,
and digests others intact.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

We shall return to home base soon.

Ourcrazymodern?

I have prurience, and will never apologize for it,
since God gave it to me.
I will, however, clean up after myself, if I am able.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

A tasteful finish once again my glorious friend.

Ourcrazymodern?

Well, yesssss.

Did we discuss my skirt budget yet?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I love you sweetie...the last few grains of the hourglass here at library are running
out...maybe we can do this again tommorow....Please?

Ourcrazymodern?

You didn't address my skirts!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

here's a skirt for ya:


Atlanta

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ring

I never skirt an issue,
I have found a direct approach, lives beyond reproach.

cool link phil.....way.

Ourcrazymodern?

You might not know how much I can love you, but I don't, either.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

"We must not limit our challenges,
bur challenge our limits"

Thirsty?

Ourcrazymodern?

I will challenge anyone willing to accept it. Physically, I will lose, otherwise, it's up in the air.

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I stand tall, and proud to call myself an airhead.

Ourcrazymodern?

There's something other than air in your head, darlin'!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

uncle phil

/me hears air supply...

/me feels sick to his stomache...

get a room!!!

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Ourcrazymodern?

Got one, thanks!

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

ring

I have half a bottle of Pepto- Bismal left.
...and only 3 minutes left on this computer.

Get a room?

Be careful dude, I just might cut you some slack.

I love your guts.

Bye for now...

uncle phil

where's sillygirl?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

sillygirl may have taken 4

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

hope she's not buried too deep...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

sillygirl

Sorry, I'm here. Been kinda busy. We moved last week and the doc is threatening bed rest if I don't take it easy, so I've been trying to get as much done as possible before tomorrow, when they'll probably stick me on bedrest anyway. Ugh.

Hey, anyone know how to get rid of a woodpecker? We have one in the new backyard and it's annoying as hell. They're protected by federal law, apparently, so I can't shoot them (I'm a pretty bad shot anyway)

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

uncle phil

use a slingshot...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

sillygirl

I think they're protected by that too... and I'm worse with a slingshot than with a gun. :-p I think I'll have to hang a bunch of those little tin pie pans in the trees and just scare off ALL the birds...

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

uncle phil

never heard of woodpeckers as a protected species...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

i do know that peckers should be protected

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

sillygirl

Yes, I agree.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

ottopilot

We used a Dremel on Pinochio.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

sillygirl

ermmm... ok?

Alright guys, you might be getting lots more of me very soon.

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Fly

no woodpecker solution for you silly but.........good to hear you might jump in more.....

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

ottopilot

If the wood pecker tends to like a particular location, try using some kind of decoy... like one of those yard birds with wings that spin in the wind... a plastic owl.

But belt sanders always work great with wooden children.

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"It rubs the lotion on Buffy, Jodi and Mr. French's skin" - Uncle Bill from Buffalo

uncle phil

or a coarse file...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

fuck it..........use a rasp.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Ourcrazymodern?

If my trees grew tall,
& made of the firmest wood,
sillygirl comes back?

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BE JUST AND FEAR NOT