slimshaydee

K-Wise

OH YOU TEASE!!


Asta!!

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Charlatan

I prefer a good ole Robertson screw to a slot drive... Sure the other screws strip faster but with a Robertson you can keep on screwing...

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Latch

hehe I have a good story with that phrase...

My mate's little brother came to spend the day w/ him at uni while his Mum was in town.. this kid is 10 and funny as.. so we decide to take him to Maccas and a movie.. as we walk to the car I see a screw on the groud and pick it up.. hand it to him.. say "wanna screw?" then "We need to find some hot chicks.." and start laughing.. my mate's laughing.. little dude's laughing.. but he's not sure why.. but he pockets the screw and off we go.

After an interesting trip in Maccas (where he threw his wrappers back over the counter at the Maccas staff while we weren't looking).. we finally went to the movie. Halfway through the movie, in a silent bit.. he pulls the screw out of his pocket, and asks really loud (so the whole theater could hear) "WANNA SCREW?" as he tries to hand it to me... I was in tears.. poor people around us were looking at us like we were gonna die because we were laughing so hard..

good times..

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Bill O'Rights

Nope. Sorry. No time for a screw. I gotta bolt.

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jwoody

Knurled head. Pffffft.

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Scorps

if take some words out of that it sounds really dirty

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bernadette

slimshaydee, were you hammered when you started this thread? you were, huh?

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Bill O'Rights

He was. I saw him.

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unoaman

I am only here to prove to "anitra" that I do indeed have a bit of self control. That said, I will say "no thank you, I don't believe I wanna screw"

Charlatan

You are all just a bunch of...

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bernadette

<font size="3">hey now! speak for yourself!!

what kind of tool are you anyway?</font>
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todd

You sure did manage to

that one.

slimshaydee

that was so stupid it was funny
i <3 nonsense

Fremen

Watch out you don't get drilled from behind.

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Batman976

Especially if you're hanging out with Allen.

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vermin

...don't wanna wrench your knee...

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Speed_Gibson

and there times that people ask for a

but just get
"

off"
as a response.

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Charlatan

I've always thought of myself as a bit
ish

But I suppose I'm just a great big

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KWSN

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Batman976

I'm getting board of this thread.

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vrover

It's a shame that this



is



It seemed like more fun than a

Tophat665

Bump!
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basmoq

WOW, I can't stop laughing............

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you're all fucking.......

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Speed_Gibson

everyone in this thread is
ly




(I used the easiest and closest source without any copyright type issues for the first pic )

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Tophat665

I think that can safely be taken for...
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