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ibis · 07-22-2004, 12:03 AM

I was fealing kinda hungry... so I grabed a can of chilli. I was only gonna eat half, but I decided to down the whole thing.

I looked at the label and discovered I just consumed 57 grams of fat.

Anyone else?

slimshaydee · 07-22-2004, 01:24 AM

i always read the label before consuming. stupid fattening foods

Polyphobic · 07-22-2004, 07:43 AM

I ate a whole Dutch apple pie. Thus, I decided to avoid it from now on. Somethings I simply like too much

Charlatan · 07-22-2004, 07:57 AM

I just downed my third cup of coffee and it is just coming up on noon... Maybe I should eat something before I get heart palpitations.

ibis · 07-22-2004, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by slimshaydee
i always read the label before consuming. stupid fattening foods

I do too. In fact I'm really good at that. Just a momentary lapse in judgement I guess.

bernadette · 07-22-2004, 12:39 PM

it's 1:30pm. i just ate for the 1st time today.

slice of rye bread, slop on some pork BBQ, toss on a slice of swiss cheese, nuke til cheese melts, inhale.

damn. now i am overfull. i ate it all...
*burp*

uncle phil · 07-22-2004, 04:58 PM

"I can eat 50 eggs..."

unoaman · 07-27-2004, 06:16 AM

A quick peanut butter and pickle sandwich is good, and good for you.

uncle phil, would you please tell us where you will be a couple of hours after eating the 50 eggs??? We wanna be somewhere else!

uncle phil · 07-27-2004, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by unoaman
A quick peanut butter and pickle sandwich is good, and good for you.

uncle phil, would you please tell us where you will be a couple of hours after eating the 50 eggs??? We wanna be somewhere else!

watching "cool hand luke" for the zillionth time...

unoaman · 07-27-2004, 04:29 PM

U.P. Good! Very good...had forgotten all about "Cool Hand Luke", was just trying to protect my skinny ass.

God was that a great movie or what?

Tophat665 · 07-27-2004, 05:48 PM

Uni.

Sea Urchin eggs on vinagred rice wrapped in sushi nori seaweed.

Flourescent yellow. Looks like a n elogated play-doh brain. Smells like baby shit, but tastes like naugahyde dipped in baby shit,

It's not so much I can't believe I ate it as I can't believe I ate two pieces and kept them down.

omega2K4 · 07-27-2004, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tophat665
Uni.

Sea Urchin eggs on vinagred rice wrapped in sushi nori seaweed.

Flourescent yellow. Looks like a n elogated play-doh brain. Smells like baby shit, but tastes like naugahyde dipped in baby shit,

It's not so much I can't believe I ate it as I can't believe I ate two pieces and kept them down.

That is fucking disgusting.

07-22-2004, 12:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
ibis PIKE!	The "I can't believe I just ate that!" thread. I was fealing kinda hungry... so I grabed a can of chilli. I was only gonna eat half, but I decided to down the whole thing. I looked at the label and discovered I just consumed 57 grams of fat. Anyone else?

07-22-2004, 07:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Polyphobic Runt Location: Denver	I ate a whole Dutch apple pie. Thus, I decided to avoid it from now on. Somethings I simply like too much __________________ <--The great infidel-->

07-22-2004, 07:57 AM	#4 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I just downed my third cup of coffee and it is just coming up on noon... Maybe I should eat something before I get heart palpitations. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

07-22-2004, 12:39 PM	#6 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	it's 1:30pm. i just ate for the 1st time today. slice of rye bread, slop on some pork BBQ, toss on a slice of swiss cheese, nuke til cheese melts, inhale. damn. now i am overfull. i ate it all... burp __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-22-2004, 04:58 PM	#7 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	"I can eat 50 eggs..." __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-22-2004, 01:24 AM	#2 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	i always read the label before consuming. stupid fattening foods

07-27-2004, 06:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	A quick peanut butter and pickle sandwich is good, and good for you. uncle phil, would you please tell us where you will be a couple of hours after eating the 50 eggs??? We wanna be somewhere else!

07-27-2004, 04:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	U.P. Good! Very good...had forgotten all about "Cool Hand Luke", was just trying to protect my skinny ass. God was that a great movie or what?

07-27-2004, 05:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Uni. Sea Urchin eggs on vinagred rice wrapped in sushi nori seaweed. Flourescent yellow. Looks like a n elogated play-doh brain. Smells like baby shit, but tastes like naugahyde dipped in baby shit, It's not so much I can't believe I ate it as I can't believe I ate two pieces and kept them down. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.