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Old 07-18-2004, 12:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!
I'm not dead

Least not yet....What have I missed?

Asta!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 12:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Good to see you're not dead, K! Welcome back.
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Old 07-18-2004, 01:06 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Yer Avatar kicks ass.

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Old 07-18-2004, 01:58 PM   #4 (permalink)
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omg. Hola!!!!!!!!

welcome back, d00d. you were missed!
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Old 07-18-2004, 02:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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I beg to differ. You are, in fact, clinically dead. Sorry, sucks to be you.

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Old 07-18-2004, 02:20 PM   #6 (permalink)
In Your Dreams
 
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Might as well go for the MP quotes before anyone else does...

Quote:
CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
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Old 07-18-2004, 02:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Damn, I lost that bet.
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Old 07-18-2004, 02:44 PM   #8 (permalink)
Newlywed
 
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YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?
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Old 07-18-2004, 02:47 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Welcome back, K-wise!
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:01 PM   #10 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by sillygirl
YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?
Well first we lost internet for.....hmm shit I lost count of the months. Then I moved to Knippa Texas. And now I have DSL n stuffs. Good to be back cause theres literally nothing here.

Asta!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:01 PM   #11 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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Re: I'm not dead

Quote:
Originally posted by K-Wise
What have I missed?

damn dude...........munku asked bundy to marry him......fucker is cheatin' on me ..........

GH has been killin us in msn paint.........


paddyjoe......lottsa good pix eh........

and Fremen just keeps wishin every one a happy birthday.


bern and her dogs are well........


hmmmmmm........maybe more later.......


welcome back freak!!!!!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:08 PM   #12 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Dammit I've missed too much. I'm hungry too

Asta!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:17 PM   #13 (permalink)
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<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/kwise_lives.jpg">

<font size="6">K-Wise!!!
omg you missed flyman in freakin pantyhose!!!!!!!!!</font>

and astrocloud put on pantyhose, too!
and either cheesebuttons or batman. or someone else... i ferget just who it was else now.
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:29 PM   #14 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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i have absolutely nothing to say regarding this matter...
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Old 07-18-2004, 04:34 PM   #15 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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HAHAAH!!

Asta!!
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Old 07-18-2004, 05:55 PM   #16 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by K-Wise
HAHAAH!!
Oh yeah, that about sums it up
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Old 07-18-2004, 06:55 PM   #17 (permalink)
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I LOVE YOU K-WISE!
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Old 07-18-2004, 08:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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ASTA!!!

yay, that scary bunchie avatar is back as well!

i still freaks me out.

fly summed it up pretty well.
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Old 07-18-2004, 10:04 PM   #19 (permalink)
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hey i remember that avatar, alas you dont remember me
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:05 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Damn I don't . Now I feel like an asshole.

Asta!!
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Old 07-19-2004, 07:03 AM   #21 (permalink)
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All hail the prancing booger!

Glad you've been resurrected.
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Old 07-19-2004, 07:10 AM   #22 (permalink)
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K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:04 PM   #23 (permalink)
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jeez, what happened?!?! just the other day i was wondering if you'd ever show up again... glad you still exist!
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Old 07-19-2004, 12:13 PM   #24 (permalink)
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS K-WISE!!!

K-WISE, DAMNIT!!!

KKKKKK-WWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Old 07-19-2004, 02:33 PM   #25 (permalink)
It's All About The Ass!!
 
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Quote:
Originally posted by redlemon
K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...
I think you had dibs on my liver but I'm not sure. Some dumbass bought my blind ass eyes.

Asta!!
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Old 07-19-2004, 11:38 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Dammit! Did he manage to get the liver? That's the one I really wanted.
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Old 07-21-2004, 02:03 PM   #27 (permalink)
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ikky-bay does regret to inform you that K-Wise's death was just a fluke and i just took it for my own personal gain so here i am laughing at all of you who sent me money
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Old 07-22-2004, 11:44 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Ah, I found the thread:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=33462

K-Wise owes me his left ear.
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:21 PM   #29 (permalink)
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Ahh the ear I always stick my earphone in. Damn that sux

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