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K-Wise · 07-18-2004, 12:17 PM

Least not yet....What have I missed?

Asta!!

Fremen · 07-18-2004, 12:26 PM

I had a cow, man!

Good to see you're not dead, K! Welcome back.

K-Wise · 07-18-2004, 01:06 PM

Yer Avatar kicks ass.

Asta!!

bernadette · 07-18-2004, 01:58 PM

omg. Hola!!!!!!!!

welcome back, d00d. you were missed!

unruly · 07-18-2004, 02:14 PM

I beg to differ. You are, in fact, clinically dead. Sorry, sucks to be you.

Latch · 07-18-2004, 02:20 PM

Might as well go for the MP quotes before anyone else does...

Quote:

CUSTOMER:
Here's one.
CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
What?
CUSTOMER:
Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:
'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER:
Yes, he is.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm not!
CART MASTER:
He isn't?
CUSTOMER:
Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
DEAD PERSON:
I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:
No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER:
Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
DEAD PERSON:
I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:
Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER:
I can't take him.
DEAD PERSON:
I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:
Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER:
I can't.
CUSTOMER:
Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER:
No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:
Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER:
Thursday.
DEAD PERSON:
I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:
You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
DEAD PERSON: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER:
Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:
Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.

World's King · 07-18-2004, 02:42 PM

Damn, I lost that bet.

sillygirl · 07-18-2004, 02:44 PM

YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Batman976 · 07-18-2004, 02:47 PM

Welcome back, K-wise!

K-Wise · 07-18-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sillygirl
YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!!

where were ya?

Well first we lost internet for.....hmm shit I lost count of the months. Then I moved to Knippa Texas. And now I have DSL n stuffs. Good to be back cause theres literally nothing here.

Asta!!

Fly · 07-18-2004, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
What have I missed?

damn dude...........munku asked bundy to marry him......fucker is cheatin' on me ..........

GH has been killin us in msn paint.........

paddyjoe......lottsa good pix eh........

and Fremen just keeps wishin every one a happy birthday.

bern and her dogs are well........

hmmmmmm........maybe more later.......

welcome back freak!!!!!!

K-Wise · 07-18-2004, 04:08 PM

Dammit I've missed too much. I'm hungry too

Asta!!

bernadette · 07-18-2004, 04:17 PM

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/kwise_lives.jpg">

<font size="6">K-Wise!!!
omg you missed flyman in freakin pantyhose!!!!!!!!!</font>

and astrocloud put on pantyhose, too!
and either cheesebuttons or batman. or someone else... i ferget just who it was else now.

uncle phil · 07-18-2004, 04:29 PM

i have absolutely nothing to say regarding this matter...

K-Wise · 07-18-2004, 04:34 PM

HAHAAH!!

Asta!!

paddyjoe · 07-18-2004, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by K-Wise
HAHAAH!!

Oh yeah, that about sums it up

Munku · 07-18-2004, 06:55 PM

I LOVE YOU K-WISE!

bundy · 07-18-2004, 08:23 PM

ASTA!!!

yay, that scary bunchie avatar is back as well!

i still freaks me out.

fly summed it up pretty well.

slimshaydee · 07-18-2004, 10:04 PM

hey i remember that avatar, alas you dont remember me

K-Wise · 07-19-2004, 12:05 AM

Damn I don't

. Now I feel like an asshole.

Asta!!

vermin · 07-19-2004, 07:03 AM

All hail the prancing booger!

Glad you've been resurrected.

Redlemon · 07-19-2004, 07:10 AM

K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

KWSN · 07-19-2004, 12:04 PM

jeez, what happened?!?! just the other day i was wondering if you'd ever show up again... glad you still exist!

sadistikdreams · 07-19-2004, 12:13 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ITS K-WISE!!!

K-WISE, DAMNIT!!!

KKKKKK-WWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!!

K-Wise · 07-19-2004, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redlemon
K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought...

I think you had dibs on my liver but I'm not sure. Some dumbass bought my blind ass eyes.

Asta!!

Batman976 · 07-19-2004, 11:38 PM

Dammit! Did he manage to get the liver? That's the one I really wanted.

iktoweya · 07-21-2004, 02:03 PM

ikky-bay does regret to inform you that K-Wise's death was just a fluke and i just took it for my own personal gain so here i am laughing at all of you who sent me money

Redlemon · 07-22-2004, 11:44 AM

Ah, I found the thread:
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=33462

K-Wise owes me his left ear.

K-Wise · 07-22-2004, 07:21 PM

Ahh the ear I always stick my earphone in. Damn that sux

Asta!!

07-18-2004, 12:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I'm not dead Least not yet....What have I missed? Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

07-18-2004, 12:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	I had a cow, man! Good to see you're not dead, K! Welcome back. __________________ Google

07-18-2004, 01:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Yer Avatar kicks ass. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

07-18-2004, 01:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	omg. Hola!!!!!!!! welcome back, d00d. you were missed! __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-18-2004, 02:42 PM	#7 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Damn, I lost that bet. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

07-18-2004, 02:14 PM	#5 (permalink)
unruly Upright Location: Maine	I beg to differ. You are, in fact, clinically dead. Sorry, sucks to be you.

07-18-2004, 02:44 PM	#8 (permalink)
sillygirl Newlywed Location: at home	YAY! HE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES!! where were ya? __________________ Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken ....absence makes me miss him more...

07-18-2004, 02:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Welcome back, K-wise! __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

07-18-2004, 04:08 PM	#12 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Dammit I've missed too much. I'm hungry too Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

07-18-2004, 04:17 PM	#13 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/tfp/kwise_lives.jpg"> <font size="6">K-Wise!!! omg you missed flyman in freakin pantyhose!!!!!!!!!</font> and astrocloud put on pantyhose, too! and either cheesebuttons or batman. or someone else... i ferget just who it was else now. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

07-18-2004, 04:29 PM	#14 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	i have absolutely nothing to say regarding this matter... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-18-2004, 04:34 PM	#15 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	HAHAAH!! Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

07-18-2004, 06:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	I LOVE YOU K-WISE!

07-18-2004, 08:23 PM	#18 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	ASTA!!! yay, that scary bunchie avatar is back as well! i still freaks me out. fly summed it up pretty well. __________________ Ohayo!!!

07-18-2004, 10:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	hey i remember that avatar, alas you dont remember me

07-19-2004, 12:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ITS K-WISE!!! K-WISE, DAMNIT!!! KKKKKK-WWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSEEEEEE!!!!!! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-19-2004, 12:05 AM	#20 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Damn I don't . Now I feel like an asshole. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

07-19-2004, 07:03 AM	#21 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	All hail the prancing booger! Glad you've been resurrected. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-19-2004, 07:10 AM	#22 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	K-Wise. Hmm, I think I remember him. doesn't he owe me some body parts? I'm trying to remember what I bought... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-19-2004, 12:04 PM	#23 (permalink)
KWSN green	jeez, what happened?!?! just the other day i was wondering if you'd ever show up again... glad you still exist! __________________ Your arms are broken!

07-19-2004, 11:38 PM	#26 (permalink)
Batman976 is you wicked? Location: I live in a giant bucket.	Dammit! Did he manage to get the liver? That's the one I really wanted. __________________ The following statement is true. The preceding statement was false.

07-21-2004, 02:03 PM	#27 (permalink)
iktoweya These pretzels are making me thirsty!! Location: 105B	ikky-bay does regret to inform you that K-Wise's death was just a fluke and i just took it for my own personal gain so here i am laughing at all of you who sent me money __________________ i miss K-Wise

07-22-2004, 11:44 AM	#28 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Ah, I found the thread: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...threadid=33462 K-Wise owes me his left ear. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

07-22-2004, 07:21 PM	#29 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	Ahh the ear I always stick my earphone in. Damn that sux Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!