07-17-2004, 06:07 PM | #14 (permalink) |
Psycho
Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio
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"Fuckin' An Animal"
-Gwar Oh I am Fuckin' an animal I'm fuckin' an animal I'm holding on the horns I'm fuckin' an animal I'm involved with porn I'm fuckin' an animal Sure is nice and warm in here I'm fuckin' an animal drinking fifty beers I'm fuckin' an animal blowing fifty steers I'm fuckin' an animal Oh, I'm a fucking queer I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to take her on a date Just had to stand here on a crate No talking, no torment, no long-term commitment Just me and animal, Getting my dick bent I'm fuckin' an animal Didn't have to say please I'm fuckin' an animal With Legionnaires disease I'm fuckin' an animal Damn hard on the knees... I'm fuckin' an animal Animal fucker, on the loose I'm fuckin' an animal I'll go from dog to goose I'm fuckin' an animal Once I fucked a moose I'm fuckin' an animal But now the animal is in pain! It's in pain, it's in pain, it's in pain (terrible pain). And now it's starting to rain.... But I'm still the same. I'm fuckin' an animal Not proud of what I do... I'm fuckin' an animal Had a great time at the zoo I'm fuckin' an animal Cause you won't let me fuck you... Animal! Eh, its not exact, but its at least close.
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07-19-2004, 04:47 PM | #17 (permalink) |
Junkie
Location: Reichstag
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w00t i got my head in the cocks ass
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07-20-2004, 11:22 AM | #20 (permalink) |
Getting it.
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Location: Lion City
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Master of the ass... Though I thought it would get more difficult than a chicken... I was expecting to be a master of the Asp.
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