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Old 07-15-2004, 01:41 AM   #1 (permalink)
lonely rolling star
 
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Baby.

Oh baby. Oh yeah.
Right there.
Mmmmmmm.
Feels so good.
OOOOhh.
Ouch.
OOoowww.
No, not my arse...
Ooo.
Yeaaaah!
God, right there.
Oh, Oh, Oh,

OH GOD YEAAAAAHHH!!!

*siiiiiiiiiiiiigh*
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Old 07-15-2004, 03:35 AM   #2 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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apparently, it was good for you!
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Old 07-15-2004, 04:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
will always be an Alyson Hanniganite
 
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Need a kleenex?
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Old 07-15-2004, 04:43 AM   #4 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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sounds like somebody got a "ding..."
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Old 07-15-2004, 04:43 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Now kiss your hand and say "thank you".
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Old 07-15-2004, 04:55 AM   #6 (permalink)
The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
 
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you know....if you use your other hand......it feels like someone else is doing it.
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:08 AM   #7 (permalink)
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No thats if you sit on it until it gets that numb feeling. " the stranger"
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Old 07-15-2004, 08:34 AM   #8 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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weeee! So much good advice here.
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Old 07-15-2004, 09:25 AM   #9 (permalink)
Lost
 
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Once your hand goes numb, you can't squeeze it or anything to masturbate. Would be kinda hard.
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
Rawr!
 
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how about you try it before knocking it.
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:15 AM   #11 (permalink)
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paddy, I love your avatar, honey~

And uh... you guys are wierd...
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:25 AM   #12 (permalink)
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And uh... you guys are wierd...
How long you been coming to these boards?
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Old 07-15-2004, 11:51 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Who's wierd?
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Old 07-15-2004, 12:44 PM   #14 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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'Strangers in the Night'

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Old 07-15-2004, 12:59 PM   #15 (permalink)
Giggity Giggity!!
 
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Once your hand goes numb, you can't squeeze it or anything to masturbate. Would be kinda hard.
A problem simply remedied by the use of a little duct tape!
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Old 07-15-2004, 01:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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You guys are making Rosie Palm and her five sisters jealous.
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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see the links to my music?
 
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you know....if you use your other hand......it feels like someone else is doing it.

and if you sit on either of your hands and they go numb,....it's like someone else's hands doin the dead.


......was it Palmela,Handjela....or Wristina that got you off so well?
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:34 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Wristina Agularia
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Old 07-15-2004, 07:38 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Originally posted by sadistikdreams
Wristina Agularia


nice.............i heard she was easy though?
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Old 07-15-2004, 10:52 PM   #20 (permalink)
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only the stickiest of the icky.
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Old 07-16-2004, 02:04 AM   #21 (permalink)
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nice.............i heard she was easy though?


"...oh, i'm sorry, but i heard you were easy..." is the funniest post-rejection retort that i've ever heard.
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Old 07-18-2004, 10:23 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You know what they say...
When in Rome!
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