Ella

Dunno about that description of this corner of TFP...it kinda makes me cringe when I click on the word 'Australia'. I mean, Asia has 'Land of the Five-Point Exploding Heart Technique'! Fuck knows what that is, but it sounds muchos cool.

How about....

Australia
Where the girls all swallow

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

MrFlux

"Beware of the drop bears"

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

bundy

go see Kill Bill v2.

how about...

AUSTRALIA
Land Ruled By Bonsai (little bush)

or

AUSTRALIA
Land of Drunks

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Ohayo!!!

bing bing

I've seen a Koala once in my whole life and it was in the zoo.

Meridae'n

I've seen more Koalas than girls who swallow.

*packs shit up and moves to Melbourne*

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Damn!! I knew I'd find a way to get you to move to Melbourne, Meri!! Hahahahahaha

That would explain it, Bundy. I've only seen Vol 1.

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Latch

Land of "No worries mate, have a beer"

Land of "Shows us ya tits"

TIO

That one gets my vote!

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Meridae'n

Talk about not playing fair Ella...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

All's fair in love and the pursuance of a comely complexion, Meri.

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Meridae'n

Nice choice of adjectives...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Ella

Hence the edit... ;-)

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

waxeater

Hmmm... Not in my experience

Australia
Where not many of the girls swallow

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Don't be Evil!

Ella

Hhmm...I'm truly sorry you guys have struck more spitters than swallowers. I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't do head any other way.


*wonders if this thread is in the wrong forum*

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"Afterwards, the universe will explode for your pleasure."

Meridae'n

Come down to Wagga waxeater... country girls know what to do.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Doos

OZ - land of hypocrite rugby administrators, make that sports instead of rugby

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Don't be alarmed, I'm an African.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Meridae'n

Whoa. Someone needs to vent something around the campfire...

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

Doos

would be nice if someone could start a campfire, then.

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Don't be alarmed, I'm an African.

Conscience is what hurts when everything else feels good.

Latch

Ask, and ye shall receive.

The Campfire

waxeater

I'm on my way!!!

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Don't be Evil!

Mr_Wall

Australia
Land of Flamin' Galahs

damn Alf

lowla

aren't drop bears on merlin ?
if u dont know wot i mean, thats a good thing.

Stick

This may be an indication of the company I keep, but I've never had a girl who didn't swallow. Biker bitches are great!

arnie

well its better than "a dingo took my baby"