How stupid are you? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Gebbinn · 04-20-2003, 11:57 AM

OK, this is a humorous post, something to laugh about...

I used to have a CSM in the army who had three favorite sayings...

1. Im so stupid I could jump in a barrel of titties and come out holding my ass

2. Im so stupid I could fall in a bucket of pussy and come out sucking my thumb

3. The only school I ever finished first in my class is alcohol rehab.

So, now the question, what sayings do you have?

stan the man · 04-20-2003, 01:33 PM

im so stupid, i tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on my foot

KWSN · 04-20-2003, 01:41 PM

WhoaitsZ · 04-20-2003, 05:22 PM

I'm so stupid my legs don't work!!

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 05:24 PM

I'm so stupid when I fall I floa in the air!

scapegoat · 04-20-2003, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones

Ohh Ya bones??

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 05:28 PM

I'm so stupid that when I go golfing and have to address the ball I say, "Hello ball."

i8one2 · 04-20-2003, 05:30 PM

Im so stupid most people call me dumbass as a first name.

GakFace · 04-20-2003, 08:55 PM

I'm so smart, I'm not even going to post here to prove my worth!

World's King · 04-20-2003, 11:07 PM

I'm so stupid that 'm too stupid to realize just how truly stupid I really am.

Duh?

zmbabwe · 04-20-2003, 11:09 PM

I'm so stupid I can't think of an example to prove my stupidity.

K-Billy · 04-20-2003, 11:33 PM

I'm so stupid I don't understand most of these jokes

myMHz · 04-20-2003, 11:39 PM

JadziaDax · 04-21-2003, 03:23 AM

I'm not going to argue with any of you

myMHz · 04-21-2003, 04:38 AM

PorscheBunny · 04-21-2003, 02:46 PM

Mango · 04-21-2003, 02:55 PM

I'm so stupid I'm here.

Hedgehog · 04-21-2003, 03:49 PM

I don't get it...

RenegadeSoul · 04-21-2003, 06:09 PM

Im so stupid, I bought a book about how to read

Somenosuke · 04-21-2003, 06:31 PM

I'm so stupid, I accidentally bought gay porn once.

(Actually, that's not true. The twin's friend did that.)

Um... I'm so stupid.. I.. hell. I can't think of anything. I guess that makes me really stupid.

reconmike · 04-21-2003, 06:48 PM

i once ate a claymore.

galaxygirl · 04-21-2003, 06:52 PM

I was stupide enough to read this entire thread, and still not be able to come up with a witty reply.

Macheath · 04-21-2003, 07:13 PM

I'm so stupid I was able to read this whole thread without being able to come up with a witty reply and I couldn't even think of something different from what galaxygirl had already said.

TerresqueÜ · 04-21-2003, 10:13 PM

I'm so stupid a blonde beat me in a spelling contest!

pazza · 04-21-2003, 10:37 PM

i think this says it all

Ashton · 04-21-2003, 11:23 PM

GIS for Stupid......

World's King · 04-21-2003, 11:45 PM

*head tilts to the side*

Ashton · 04-21-2003, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by World's King
*head tilts to the side*

Like this?

myMHz · 04-22-2003, 01:16 AM

Mongo like candy!!

mike2360 · 04-22-2003, 01:43 AM

Um, I don't remember why

Miranda · 04-22-2003, 06:30 AM

i'm so stu....i forget now where was i going with that? oh look! a bird!!!

Hycdubg · 04-24-2003, 09:29 AM

I'm so stupid, I contributed to this thread!!

zf0enix · 04-24-2003, 09:48 AM

I'm so stupid, if I was any smarter I'd be a rock.

Karby · 04-24-2003, 10:04 AM

...i'm so...um...uh....damn. i forgot the question...

Troublebot · 04-24-2003, 12:35 PM

I'm so stupid that the fact that this sentence came out coherently and spelled correctly is more a sign of good luck and coincidence that any intellengence that I may have.

Uh oh, I pooped myself.

liquid_dreams · 04-24-2003, 02:19 PM

i'm so dumb that i can stand next to a fridge and ask "where's the fridge... again?"

BubblegumTeflon · 04-24-2003, 03:17 PM

"What are you, stupid or something?"
"Yeah. So?"
-John Mendoza

rockogre · 04-24-2003, 04:50 PM

Stoopid? Not stoopid! Whut? I like red buttons bestest.

Doc_34465 · 04-24-2003, 07:13 PM

I'm here arent I? Need I say more?

You all make me feel so much better about myself..

myMHz · 04-24-2003, 10:21 PM

A pig pen is something to write with.

04-20-2003, 11:57 AM	#1 (permalink)
Gebbinn Crazy	How stupid are you? OK, this is a humorous post, something to laugh about... I used to have a CSM in the army who had three favorite sayings... 1. Im so stupid I could jump in a barrel of titties and come out holding my ass 2. Im so stupid I could fall in a bucket of pussy and come out sucking my thumb 3. The only school I ever finished first in my class is alcohol rehab. So, now the question, what sayings do you have?

04-20-2003, 01:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	im so stupid, i tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on my foot __________________ long live the hud

04-20-2003, 01:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
KWSN green	__________________ Your arms are broken!

04-20-2003, 05:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
i8one2 COMPLETED and A TRAINER Location: BEAN_TOWN	Im so stupid most people call me dumbass as a first name. __________________ LEATHER, LATEX and LACE "SSC" "Nothing That Gives Pleasure is Bad" Quality is for those who know what they want and are at peace with what they have. "S/M is about emotion; the erotic tension between my impulse toward something and my resistance against it."-- Virginia Barker

04-20-2003, 08:55 PM	#9 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	I'm so smart, I'm not even going to post here to prove my worth! __________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

04-20-2003, 05:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
WhoaitsZ Crazy Location: right behind you...	I'm so stupid my legs don't work!!

04-20-2003, 05:24 PM	#5 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	I'm so stupid when I fall I floa in the air!

04-20-2003, 05:28 PM	#7 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	I'm so stupid that when I go golfing and have to address the ball I say, "Hello ball."

04-20-2003, 11:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I'm so stupid that 'm too stupid to realize just how truly stupid I really am. Duh? __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-20-2003, 11:09 PM	#11 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	I'm so stupid I can't think of an example to prove my stupidity.

04-20-2003, 11:33 PM	#12 (permalink)
K-Billy Banned Location: Dayton	I'm so stupid I don't understand most of these jokes

04-20-2003, 11:39 PM	#13 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Huh? __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-21-2003, 03:23 AM	#14 (permalink)
JadziaDax Loser Location: who the fuck cares?	I'm not going to argue with any of you

04-21-2003, 04:38 AM	#15 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Huh? __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-21-2003, 02:46 PM	#16 (permalink)
PorscheBunny Insane	__________________ This post has been sanitized for your protection by the Ministry of Information of Oceania.

04-21-2003, 06:48 PM	#21 (permalink)
reconmike Thank You Jesus Location: Twilight Zone	i once ate a claymore. __________________ Where is Darwin when ya need him?

04-21-2003, 02:55 PM	#17 (permalink)
Mango Banned	I'm so stupid I'm here.

04-21-2003, 03:49 PM	#18 (permalink)
Hedgehog Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	I don't get it... __________________ Wait a minute! Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?

04-21-2003, 06:09 PM	#19 (permalink)
RenegadeSoul Banned Location: British Columbia	Im so stupid, I bought a book about how to read

04-21-2003, 06:31 PM	#20 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	I'm so stupid, I accidentally bought gay porn once. (Actually, that's not true. The twin's friend did that.) Um... I'm so stupid.. I.. hell. I can't think of anything. I guess that makes me really stupid. __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-21-2003, 06:52 PM	#22 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	I was stupide enough to read this entire thread, and still not be able to come up with a witty reply. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

04-21-2003, 07:13 PM	#23 (permalink)
Macheath Junkie Location: Sydney, Australia	I'm so stupid I was able to read this whole thread without being able to come up with a witty reply and I couldn't even think of something different from what galaxygirl had already said.

04-21-2003, 10:13 PM	#24 (permalink)
TerresqueÜ Hiding Out	I'm so stupid a blonde beat me in a spelling contest! __________________ Say yes to the 'Tilted Roleplaying' Forum http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1932&highlight=petition

04-21-2003, 10:37 PM	#25 (permalink)
pazza Insane Location: Australia	i think this says it all __________________ The above thoughts are not necessarily the thoughts of this user.

04-21-2003, 11:23 PM	#26 (permalink)
Ashton PORNHOUND Location: California	GIS for Stupid......

04-21-2003, 11:45 PM	#27 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	head tilts to the side __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-22-2003, 01:16 AM	#29 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	Mongo like candy!! __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

04-22-2003, 01:43 AM	#30 (permalink)
mike2360 Insane Location: Beautiful Van Nuys, California	Um, I don't remember why __________________ justMike

04-22-2003, 06:30 AM	#31 (permalink)
Miranda Banned Location: Sydney	i'm so stu....i forget now where was i going with that? oh look! a bird!!!

04-24-2003, 09:29 AM	#32 (permalink)
Hycdubg Insane Location: Up my ass	I'm so stupid, I contributed to this thread!! __________________ Alice, that dog has been licking his own asshole for three hours. I would venture to say that there is nothing there that requires more than an hour's attention. So I would suggest that whatever he's attempting to dislodge is either gone for good....or there to stay. -The Long Kiss Goodnight_

04-24-2003, 09:48 AM	#33 (permalink)
zf0enix Psycho Location: PacNW	I'm so stupid, if I was any smarter I'd be a rock. __________________ One step closer to the edge...

04-24-2003, 10:04 AM	#34 (permalink)
Karby Psycho Location: somewhere	...i'm so...um...uh....damn. i forgot the question... __________________ ~my karma ran over my dogma.~

04-24-2003, 12:35 PM	#35 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I'm so stupid that the fact that this sentence came out coherently and spelled correctly is more a sign of good luck and coincidence that any intellengence that I may have. Uh oh, I pooped myself. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

04-24-2003, 02:19 PM	#36 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	i'm so dumb that i can stand next to a fridge and ask "where's the fridge... again?"

04-24-2003, 03:17 PM	#37 (permalink)
BubblegumTeflon Insane	"What are you, stupid or something?" "Yeah. So?" -John Mendoza

04-24-2003, 04:50 PM	#38 (permalink)
rockogre I aim to misbehave! Location: SW Oklahoma	Stoopid? Not stoopid! Whut? I like red buttons bestest. __________________ Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American G. I. One died for your soul, the other for your freedom