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ZodGilla · 06-08-2004, 12:12 PM

Me and my friend play this game where one person tries to think of an object thats bigger than your fist that cannot be used to kill someone. The other person has to prove them wrong by thinking of a way the object could be used for murder. What are some bigger than fist objects that are seemingly safe?

nowthen · 06-08-2004, 02:15 PM

thats a pretty dumb game.

seizei · 06-08-2004, 02:45 PM

I'm going to break your game.

The object is the 17th nearest star to our solar system. You'll have to get there to use it for murder....

kel · 06-08-2004, 02:48 PM

Pretty much anything bigger then a fist moving at you at slightly below the speed of light will kill you...

DelayedReaction · 06-08-2004, 10:10 PM

The universe. You cannot use it. Therefore it cannot be used to kill someone.

GakFace · 06-09-2004, 12:48 AM

Asuka{eve} · 06-09-2004, 01:57 AM

You can use the universe to kill someone..... You wait for a verylong time until it colapses and everyone dies.

ZodGilla · 06-09-2004, 04:16 AM

Wow, you guys are great at playing along.

MooseMan3000 · 06-09-2004, 06:00 PM

See, this is a bad place to start this thread, because everyone here knows that anything can be used as a weapon. Take this box of checks I have here. I can shove it down your throad, and you will die. Easy enough.

Of course, that's more effort than just, say, stabbing you with any number of sharp implements that are much closer to hand than those checks.

My point is that, as nowthen so cleverly put it,

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Originally posted by nowthen
thats a pretty dumb game.

Asuka{eve} · 06-09-2004, 07:09 PM

Think of it as creative way of figuring out how to kill people.

Tophat665 · 06-09-2004, 07:29 PM

OK, first off, the Universe was used as a weapon in one of the Sandman comics to defeat the Demon Chorazon (who did come back, but not before Lucifer retired). So that's one.

Now, as for the 17th most distant star from Sol. First, I locate my target and insert their history into a probability matrix. Using an inverspace mass driver, I then begin slowly moving the star, setting the trajectory on a curve asymptotic to the target's projected path in space and time. When the 17th most distant star is in such a position as to cause lethal damage to the planet or craft in which the target is at that point, I shut off the mass driver, returning the star to N-Space in such a place as to either incinerate the target's coveyance or place their planet in an orbit around the star hoplessly inimical to life.

Then I would laugh evilly. Muhaha. Maaaa hahaha. Eyyyyahhahahahahaha!!!!

Pose a science fiction problem, get a science fiction solution.

Bigger than a fist? If a composite object is acceptable: 3 large croissants wrapped in an Ace bandage. Do your worst!

BoomTruck · 06-10-2004, 05:56 AM

Simpler solution: Point a telescope (slightly modified with explosives mind you) at said star. when they go to look at it... you do the math.

And I don't know about the croissants, I've seen those things get pretty damn hard....

nowthen · 06-10-2004, 06:38 AM

concrete filled croissants... you guys have seen those too, right?

oh god i am getting dragged in to this

S

nanofever · 06-10-2004, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
Bigger than a fist? If a composite object is acceptable: 3 large croissants wrapped in an Ace bandage. Do your worst!

Wait until the crossants are a week old, then beat somone to death with them.

the_marq · 06-10-2004, 10:07 AM

A kitten?

Sure they have claws, but there's no way you could get a kitten to kill a dude.

Unless he was drunk, the kitten, not the dude.

cheese · 06-12-2004, 06:02 PM

well,kitten is easy enough. shove said kiten down there gullet. thems one dead person

DelayedReaction · 06-12-2004, 08:56 PM

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Originally posted by Tophat665
OK, first off, the Universe was used as a weapon in one of the Sandman comics to defeat the Demon Chorazon (who did come back, but not before Lucifer retired). So that's one.

Actually, Hope beat out the Universe.

Oh yeah, you can use dead people to spread disease and kill people that way. Original form of germ warfare.

New Weapon: A small dust bunny.

Asuka{eve} · 06-12-2004, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by DelayedReaction
Actually, Hope beat out the Universe.

Oh yeah, you can use dead people to spread disease and kill people that way. Original form of germ warfare.

New Weapon: A small dust bunny.

F34|2 the dust bunny.

Acetylene · 06-14-2004, 08:36 AM

Problem with soft things is, they can still be used to suffocate people. What we need is an item with little or no mass, but plenty of volume through with air can pass. I'm voting for an ostrich feather, minus the sharp part of the quill. You could breathe a whole feather without dying.

Acetylene · 06-14-2004, 08:37 AM

Or how about a non-stinging jellyfish? Even if you got it stuffed down your throat, it is so soft you could just swallow it.

Fremen · 06-15-2004, 12:49 PM

A wad of cotton candy can't be used to kill someone.

Dizzet · 06-17-2004, 03:17 AM

if it can come down youer throat it isent bigger than a fist

Rippley · 06-17-2004, 03:19 AM

Stuff enough cottoncandy down the throat of a diabetic, and eventually it will make his body shut down... As for the low mass high volume thing: an inflated balloon cannot be used to kill anyone, without popping it. At which point it is no longer an inflated balloon. HAHA, I found it!!! Also, the ostrich feather was good, but I think you could propably jam the quill through someones eye, even without the point, and scramble their brain...that could kill someone...

DelayedReaction · 06-17-2004, 05:57 AM

Dust bunnies are too small to choke people with. You can't kill people with a dust bunny!

You can shove an inflated balloon down someone's throat without it deflating.

Acetylene · 06-17-2004, 07:11 AM

Yeah, the dust bunnies are small, that's the problem--it has to be bigger than a fist. Otherwise you could say "a quark! a quark can't kill anyone!" and that would be silly. And you know, we are not at all silly ;-)

BTW I take it back about the jellyfish, it could easil \y be spread over the nose and throat and suffocate that way so it's really not all that safe. But the feather, I maintain, is still ok--I'm talking about removing the whole quill, and just leaving the down, so it couldn't possibly burst an eyeball.

gorilla · 07-02-2004, 10:47 PM

a balloon could be half inflated, so its bigger then a fist but small enough to make it half way down the throat. How about a big ass jello jiggler?

Menoman · 07-03-2004, 03:21 AM

hmmm jello jiggler... could be on to something there

Menoman · 07-03-2004, 03:22 AM

Actually, I think you could put the jello jiggler on their face and suffocate them

eggers · 07-03-2004, 06:22 PM

a big piece of paper thats crumpled into a ball so you cant get a paper cut

eggers · 07-03-2004, 06:22 PM

even if the object has no real mass or weight you can still choke someone with it...

Dyze · 07-15-2004, 02:58 AM

How about a football?
Bigger than a fist, not able to smallow and not hard enough to kill anyone. You can´t get the air out of it to suffocate someone since you just have the ball and no knive or something.
So, how you wanna do that?

G5_Todd · 07-18-2004, 05:25 AM

a great white shark can not kill anybody.......

opps

Menoman · 07-18-2004, 08:25 PM

You could beat someone to death with a football..............trust me err... I've said too much..

Slavakion · 07-19-2004, 07:10 PM

Large soap bubble. That's one bubble. Whether it pops or not, you're gonna have a hell of a time killing someone with it.

MSD · 07-19-2004, 10:08 PM

Moved from Weaponary. It didn't belong there in the first place

SparklingDot · 07-19-2004, 11:22 PM

You could have an allergic reaction to the ostrich down and suffocate. And as far as soap bubble goes, it can pop and get in someone's eye, blinding them and then they could run into oncoming traffic while they stumble around. And as far a jello goes...a person could inhale it and drown.

How about a loosely packed snowball? No chunks of ice, no large crystals.

I like this game

sonofsamedi · 07-19-2004, 11:47 PM

Uh.. drop the snowball in front of a large, heavy piece of machinery.. let it melt, and when target slips on it, (and hopefully onto said piece of machinery) hit button that does killing stuff.

Of course, i guess that means the snowball is just an accessory.

slimshaydee · 07-20-2004, 12:09 AM

the snowball could be dropped from a great height, thereby killing the person upon impact

bundy · 07-20-2004, 05:38 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
A wad of cotton candy can't be used to kill someone.

what if i poison the cotton candy (we call it fairy floss) with Taipan Venom... then the person eats it... and then they die...

what about a simple, plastic balloon filled with air... can that be used to kill someone?

thejoker130 · 07-21-2004, 09:46 AM

how bout a football.....a NERF football.......HA Menoman!

06-08-2004, 12:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
ZodGilla Upright	Weapon Game Me and my friend play this game where one person tries to think of an object thats bigger than your fist that cannot be used to kill someone. The other person has to prove them wrong by thinking of a way the object could be used for murder. What are some bigger than fist objects that are seemingly safe?

06-08-2004, 02:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	thats a pretty dumb game. __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

06-08-2004, 02:45 PM	#3 (permalink)
seizei Purple Monkey Dishwasher Location: CFB Gagetown, NB, CANADA	I'm going to break your game. The object is the 17th nearest star to our solar system. You'll have to get there to use it for murder.... __________________ "If you're not weird, you're not interesting". I'm very interesting ... seizei; (adv - Japanese) at the most; at best; to the utmost; as much (far) as possible. (pronounced - say-zay)

06-08-2004, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
kel WARNING: FLAMMABLE Location: Ask Acetylene	Pretty much anything bigger then a fist moving at you at slightly below the speed of light will kill you... __________________ "It better be funny"

06-08-2004, 10:10 PM	#5 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	The universe. You cannot use it. Therefore it cannot be used to kill someone. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-09-2004, 12:48 AM	#6 (permalink)
GakFace Go Ninja, Go Ninja Go!! Location: IN, USA	__________________ RoboBlaster: Welcome to the club! Not that I'm in the club. And there really isn'a a club in the first place. But if there was a club and if I was in it, I would definitely welcome you to it.

06-09-2004, 01:57 AM	#7 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	You can use the universe to kill someone..... You wait for a verylong time until it colapses and everyone dies.

06-09-2004, 04:16 AM	#8 (permalink)
ZodGilla Upright	Wow, you guys are great at playing along.

06-09-2004, 07:09 PM	#10 (permalink)
Asuka{eve} Addict Location: Oh God, the rain!	Think of it as creative way of figuring out how to kill people.

06-09-2004, 07:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	OK, first off, the Universe was used as a weapon in one of the Sandman comics to defeat the Demon Chorazon (who did come back, but not before Lucifer retired). So that's one. Now, as for the 17th most distant star from Sol. First, I locate my target and insert their history into a probability matrix. Using an inverspace mass driver, I then begin slowly moving the star, setting the trajectory on a curve asymptotic to the target's projected path in space and time. When the 17th most distant star is in such a position as to cause lethal damage to the planet or craft in which the target is at that point, I shut off the mass driver, returning the star to N-Space in such a place as to either incinerate the target's coveyance or place their planet in an orbit around the star hoplessly inimical to life. Then I would laugh evilly. Muhaha. Maaaa hahaha. Eyyyyahhahahahahaha!!!! Pose a science fiction problem, get a science fiction solution. Bigger than a fist? If a composite object is acceptable: 3 large croissants wrapped in an Ace bandage. Do your worst! __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

06-10-2004, 05:56 AM	#12 (permalink)
BoomTruck Insane Location: On a gravel road rough enought to knock fillings out of teeth.	Simpler solution: Point a telescope (slightly modified with explosives mind you) at said star. when they go to look at it... you do the math. And I don't know about the croissants, I've seen those things get pretty damn hard.... __________________ Judge me all you want, but keep the verdict to yourself.

06-10-2004, 06:38 AM	#13 (permalink)
nowthen Insane Location: Republic of Panama	concrete filled croissants... you guys have seen those too, right? oh god i am getting dragged in to this S __________________ "People are always blaming their circumstances for what they are. I don't believe in circumstances. The people who get on in this world are the people who get up and look for the circumstances they want, and, if they can't find them, make them." George Bernard Shaw

06-10-2004, 10:07 AM	#15 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	A kitten? Sure they have claws, but there's no way you could get a kitten to kill a dude. Unless he was drunk, the kitten, not the dude. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

06-12-2004, 06:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	well,kitten is easy enough. shove said kiten down there gullet. thems one dead person

06-14-2004, 08:36 AM	#19 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Problem with soft things is, they can still be used to suffocate people. What we need is an item with little or no mass, but plenty of volume through with air can pass. I'm voting for an ostrich feather, minus the sharp part of the quill. You could breathe a whole feather without dying. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

06-15-2004, 12:49 PM	#21 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	A wad of cotton candy can't be used to kill someone. __________________ Google

06-14-2004, 08:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Or how about a non-stinging jellyfish? Even if you got it stuffed down your throat, it is so soft you could just swallow it. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

06-17-2004, 03:17 AM	#22 (permalink)
Dizzet Psycho Location: Denmark	if it can come down youer throat it isent bigger than a fist __________________ I am a pretty little Girl

06-17-2004, 03:19 AM	#23 (permalink)
Rippley Insane	Stuff enough cottoncandy down the throat of a diabetic, and eventually it will make his body shut down... As for the low mass high volume thing: an inflated balloon cannot be used to kill anyone, without popping it. At which point it is no longer an inflated balloon. HAHA, I found it!!! Also, the ostrich feather was good, but I think you could propably jam the quill through someones eye, even without the point, and scramble their brain...that could kill someone... __________________ roadrazer - 300kgs, 300hp = pure fun.

06-17-2004, 05:57 AM	#24 (permalink)
DelayedReaction BFG Builder Location: University of Maryland	Dust bunnies are too small to choke people with. You can't kill people with a dust bunny! You can shove an inflated balloon down someone's throat without it deflating. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, you must be having an orgasm.

06-17-2004, 07:11 AM	#25 (permalink)
Acetylene Addict Location: under a rock	Yeah, the dust bunnies are small, that's the problem--it has to be bigger than a fist. Otherwise you could say "a quark! a quark can't kill anyone!" and that would be silly. And you know, we are not at all silly ;-) BTW I take it back about the jellyfish, it could easil \y be spread over the nose and throat and suffocate that way so it's really not all that safe. But the feather, I maintain, is still ok--I'm talking about removing the whole quill, and just leaving the down, so it couldn't possibly burst an eyeball. __________________ There's no justice. There's just us.

07-02-2004, 10:47 PM	#26 (permalink)
gorilla Insane Location: USA	a balloon could be half inflated, so its bigger then a fist but small enough to make it half way down the throat. How about a big ass jello jiggler? __________________ I'll bet you $5 that you read the previous word...

07-03-2004, 06:22 PM	#29 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	a big piece of paper thats crumpled into a ball so you cant get a paper cut

07-03-2004, 06:22 PM	#30 (permalink)
eggers Upright Location: California	even if the object has no real mass or weight you can still choke someone with it...

07-15-2004, 02:58 AM	#31 (permalink)
Dyze Crazy	How about a football? Bigger than a fist, not able to smallow and not hard enough to kill anyone. You can´t get the air out of it to suffocate someone since you just have the ball and no knive or something. So, how you wanna do that? __________________ Knowing is not enough, we must apply. Willing is not enough, we must do.

07-18-2004, 05:25 AM	#32 (permalink)
G5_Todd Junkie Location: Reichstag	a great white shark can not kill anybody....... opps __________________ "....and when you men get home and face an anti-war protester, look him in the eyes and shake his hand. Then, wink at his girlfriend, because she knows she's dating a pussy." -General Franks

07-19-2004, 07:10 PM	#34 (permalink)
Slavakion Mjollnir Incarnate Location: Lost in thought	Large soap bubble. That's one bubble. Whether it pops or not, you're gonna have a hell of a time killing someone with it.

07-19-2004, 10:08 PM	#35 (permalink)
MSD The sky calls to us ... Super Moderator Location: CT	Moved from Weaponary. It didn't belong there in the first place

07-19-2004, 11:22 PM	#36 (permalink)
SparklingDot Insane	You could have an allergic reaction to the ostrich down and suffocate. And as far as soap bubble goes, it can pop and get in someone's eye, blinding them and then they could run into oncoming traffic while they stumble around. And as far a jello goes...a person could inhale it and drown. How about a loosely packed snowball? No chunks of ice, no large crystals. I like this game __________________ 17 seconds is all you really need - Smashing Pumpkins

07-19-2004, 11:47 PM	#37 (permalink)
sonofsamedi Upright Location: SW MO	Uh.. drop the snowball in front of a large, heavy piece of machinery.. let it melt, and when target slips on it, (and hopefully onto said piece of machinery) hit button that does killing stuff. Of course, i guess that means the snowball is just an accessory. __________________ *I'm not dead... Just rotting.*

07-20-2004, 12:09 AM	#38 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	the snowball could be dropped from a great height, thereby killing the person upon impact

07-21-2004, 09:46 AM	#40 (permalink)
thejoker130 Insane Location: slippery rock university AKA: The left ass cheek of the world	how bout a football.....a NERF football.......HA Menoman! __________________ WHAT MORE CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN? ------------------------------------- I like you. When the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.