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Old 06-07-2004, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Bundy will you...

I've known you a long time Bundy. We've gone through it all together.. Parties at flyman's, naked hoolahooping, and eating GH's relatives. We've stuck it out through thick and thin, and I want to spend the rest of my TFP life with you.

Bundy, will you marry me?






PS. If bundy says no, then this goes out to flyman.
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Old 06-07-2004, 10:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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*pulls up a lawn chair, cracks a beer*

*waits for the show to begin*
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i know a great band to play at the reception...
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Old 06-08-2004, 02:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I've been.....*snif*.....waiting for ....*snif,snif*.....something like this....to happen.

(pulls lazy boy out of truck, sets it behind bernadettes lawn chair)
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Old 06-08-2004, 03:55 AM   #5 (permalink)
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WTF?

if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me?


man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first.


i'm so humiliated right now......
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Old 06-08-2004, 04:22 AM   #6 (permalink)
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<center>May I first preface my answer with this...

Y E S why not??

...but...
I've been hurt before...

so i must be careful... and you, gentle...


i don't want another debarcle like the Giant Hamburger incident...

...but... who will be the bride?
me?

or you?

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Originally posted by flyman
WTF?

if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me?


man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first.


i'm so humiliated right now......
oh live with it!
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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awwww, i think i'm going to cry! Now to witness the wedding.........that oughta be a site...........
 
Old 06-08-2004, 08:06 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hail Citizens!

This coupling has my blessings.
Can I walk Bundy down the aisle?
I will comfort Flyman, as he will undoubtedly weep throughout the ceremony.

Let the consummation of the nuptials begin!
-GH

Anyone want to go as my date to the wedding?
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Old 06-08-2004, 09:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?
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Old 06-08-2004, 11:59 AM   #10 (permalink)
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If you let me, I'll make the grooms' cake.


Also, may I bring a special guest?

His name is Stitch and he likes thongs.




I can't guarantee he'll keep it on.
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Old 06-08-2004, 05:16 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?
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Old 06-08-2004, 05:51 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I don't want to come to the wedding but can I watch you guys make love?
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:49 PM   #13 (permalink)
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful what you wish for, astro...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:50 PM   #14 (permalink)
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oh live with it!
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!


.........damn dude........keep talkin' like that and I might wanna marry you.



congratulations on the nuptuals.

i hope *sniff,sniff*that things go well for the two of you.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:51 PM   #15 (permalink)
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be careful what you wish for, astro...

he can't help it....he's a little different that way.
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Old 06-08-2004, 07:59 PM   #16 (permalink)
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it's those little differences tho that we embrace.

&hearts; for astro
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Old 06-08-2004, 08:57 PM   #17 (permalink)
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wow. Now that I look back on it all, this was inevitable. Have a long and happy marriage you two.

I bet you two lovebirds can't wait for your honeymoon.

oh, and who's going to be on top?
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Old 06-08-2004, 09:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Me of course.
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Old 06-08-2004, 09:46 PM   #19 (permalink)
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I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?
I think the aureolas are icing and the nips look like m&m's.
May use cherries in yours, though.
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Old 06-08-2004, 10:04 PM   #20 (permalink)
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We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?
um... dude. sorry i didn't see your post earlier when i replied.

but anyway... um.. i don't bake no more. but ok fine. i can go to the bakery, but it seems Fremen has taken care of your baking needs already.

so how about i get nice punch bowl & fill it full boozeyfull wonderness?
i'm betting flyman probably has good punch recipe he can share w/me for the wedding punchbowl's sake.

*hiccup*
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Old 06-09-2004, 12:52 AM   #21 (permalink)
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damn bunch of silly foolishness. why bother getting married? Just shack up, fer Chrissakes!

Congrats, you kids! Never a better match!
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Old 06-09-2004, 02:09 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Quote:
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful what you wish for, astro...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">
No way... bundy and Munku are both hot chicks.
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Old 06-09-2004, 08:06 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!
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Old 06-09-2004, 09:47 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!

you got my hopes up for a short second there
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Old 06-09-2004, 02:17 PM   #25 (permalink)
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so? next question...

who's gonna do the 9 months carrying the love child?

cuz you can't fool us. one of you is pregnant or these nuptials wouldn't be happening.
fess up now. we'll throw you a baby shower once it's all sorted out.
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Old 06-09-2004, 03:14 PM   #26 (permalink)
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Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.
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Old 06-09-2004, 03:21 PM   #27 (permalink)
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Quote:
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Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.
nice save man......nice save.
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Old 06-09-2004, 03:47 PM   #28 (permalink)
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well take good care of bundy.
pamper & cater to all his little cravings during this time.

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg">
<small>yeah old recycled imaged from when Averett was carrying Bones' love child...</small>

<img src="http://www.atricephoto.com/digital_photography/images/pho_ice_cream_sundae.jpg"> + <img src="http://secure.saltstone.com/iem/res/37/0/177.jpg">

etc...
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Old 06-09-2004, 03:49 PM   #29 (permalink)
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ps. ivory colored dresses for you both at this wedding!!

no white dresses for you two.
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