Munku

I've known you a long time Bundy. We've gone through it all together.. Parties at flyman's, naked hoolahooping, and eating GH's relatives. We've stuck it out through thick and thin, and I want to spend the rest of my TFP life with you.

Bundy, will you marry me?






PS. If bundy says no, then this goes out to flyman.

bernadette

*pulls up a lawn chair, cracks a beer*

*waits for the show to begin*

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uncle phil

i know a great band to play at the reception...

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you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

tecoyah

I've been.....*snif*.....waiting for ....*snif,snif*.....something like this....to happen.

(pulls lazy boy out of truck, sets it behind bernadettes lawn chair)

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Fly

WTF?

if bundy doesn't accept,then this goes out to me?


man i wore fuckin' pantyhose for you guys and you ask him first.


i'm so humiliated right now......

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bundy

<center>May I first preface my answer with this...

Y E S why not??

...but...
I've been hurt before...

so i must be careful... and you, gentle...


i don't want another debarcle like the Giant Hamburger incident...

...but... who will be the bride?
me?

or you?

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oh live with it!
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!

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Ohayo!!!

:::OshnSoul:::

awwww, i think i'm going to cry! Now to witness the wedding.........that oughta be a site...........

Giant Hamburger

Hail Citizens!

This coupling has my blessings.
Can I walk Bundy down the aisle?
I will comfort Flyman, as he will undoubtedly weep throughout the ceremony.

Let the consummation of the nuptials begin!
-GH

Anyone want to go as my date to the wedding?

Munku

We need a cake now too. Hey Berny can you bake us a cake please with your womanly baking skills?

Fremen

If you let me, I'll make the grooms' cake.


Also, may I bring a special guest?

His name is Stitch and he likes thongs.




I can't guarantee he'll keep it on.

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Munku

I'm sorry Fremen but he can't come to the wedding. This is very formal and there will be no naked blue rat men running around. I do like the cake. What kind of fruits are those?

Astrocloud

I don't want to come to the wedding but can I watch you guys make love?

bernadette

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

be careful what you wish for, astro...

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">

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Fly

.........damn dude........keep talkin' like that and I might wanna marry you.



congratulations on the nuptuals.

i hope *sniff,sniff*that things go well for the two of you.

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Fly

he can't help it....he's a little different that way.

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bernadette

it's those little differences tho that we embrace.

&hearts; for astro

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skier

wow. Now that I look back on it all, this was inevitable. Have a long and happy marriage you two.

I bet you two lovebirds can't wait for your honeymoon.

oh, and who's going to be on top?

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Munku

Me of course.

Fremen

I think the aureolas are icing and the nips look like m&m's.
May use cherries in yours, though.

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bernadette

um... dude. sorry i didn't see your post earlier when i replied.

but anyway... um.. i don't bake no more. but ok fine. i can go to the bakery, but it seems Fremen has taken care of your baking needs already.

so how about i get nice punch bowl & fill it full boozeyfull wonderness?
i'm betting flyman probably has good punch recipe he can share w/me for the wedding punchbowl's sake.

*hiccup*

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grumpyolddude

damn bunch of silly foolishness. why bother getting married? Just shack up, fer Chrissakes!

Congrats, you kids! Never a better match!

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Astrocloud

No way... bundy and Munku are both hot chicks.

Munku

Yes we are. Too each other. But to you all we are ugly pirates!

Scorps

you got my hopes up for a short second there

bernadette

so? next question...

who's gonna do the 9 months carrying the love child?

cuz you can't fool us. one of you is pregnant or these nuptials wouldn't be happening.
fess up now. we'll throw you a baby shower once it's all sorted out.

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Munku

Well I'm the man in this relationship. So I'm making Bundy carry a fake baby under his shirt then we are adopting.

Fly

nice save man......nice save.

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bernadette

well take good care of bundy.
pamper & cater to all his little cravings during this time.

<img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg">
<small>yeah old recycled imaged from when Averett was carrying Bones' love child...</small>

<img src="http://www.atricephoto.com/digital_photography/images/pho_ice_cream_sundae.jpg"> + <img src="http://secure.saltstone.com/iem/res/37/0/177.jpg">

etc...

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bernadette

ps. ivory colored dresses for you both at this wedding!!

no white dresses for you two.

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