06-07-2004, 09:59 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Bundy will you...
I've known you a long time Bundy. We've gone through it all together.. Parties at flyman's, naked hoolahooping, and eating GH's relatives. We've stuck it out through thick and thin, and I want to spend the rest of my TFP life with you.
Bundy, will you marry me? PS. If bundy says no, then this goes out to flyman. |
06-08-2004, 02:20 AM | #3 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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i know a great band to play at the reception...
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06-08-2004, 02:40 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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I've been.....*snif*.....waiting for ....*snif,snif*.....something like this....to happen.
(pulls lazy boy out of truck, sets it behind bernadettes lawn chair)
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06-08-2004, 04:22 AM | #6 (permalink) | |
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<center>May I first preface my answer with this...
Y E S why not?? ...but... I've been hurt before... so i must be careful... and you, gentle... i don't want another debarcle like the Giant Hamburger incident... ...but... who will be the bride? me? or you? </center> Quote:
you're already the most popular guy on the TFP, and you've got the biggest unofficial post count as well!
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06-08-2004, 08:06 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Hail Citizens!
This coupling has my blessings. Can I walk Bundy down the aisle? I will comfort Flyman, as he will undoubtedly weep throughout the ceremony. Let the consummation of the nuptials begin! -GH Anyone want to go as my date to the wedding? |
06-08-2004, 11:59 AM | #10 (permalink) |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
Location: left side of my couch, East Texas
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If you let me, I'll make the grooms' cake.
Also, may I bring a special guest? His name is Stitch and he likes thongs. I can't guarantee he'll keep it on.
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06-08-2004, 07:49 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
be careful what you wish for, astro... <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/pirateboy.gif" width="200">
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06-08-2004, 07:50 PM | #14 (permalink) | |
see the links to my music?
Location: Beautiful British Columbia
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.........damn dude........keep talkin' like that and I might wanna marry you. congratulations on the nuptuals. i hope *sniff,sniff*that things go well for the two of you. |
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06-08-2004, 08:57 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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wow. Now that I look back on it all, this was inevitable. Have a long and happy marriage you two.
I bet you two lovebirds can't wait for your honeymoon. oh, and who's going to be on top?
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06-08-2004, 09:46 PM | #19 (permalink) | |
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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May use cherries in yours, though.
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06-08-2004, 10:04 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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but anyway... um.. i don't bake no more. but ok fine. i can go to the bakery, but it seems Fremen has taken care of your baking needs already. so how about i get nice punch bowl & fill it full boozeyfull wonderness? i'm betting flyman probably has good punch recipe he can share w/me for the wedding punchbowl's sake. *hiccup*
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06-09-2004, 12:52 AM | #21 (permalink) |
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Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby
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damn bunch of silly foolishness. why bother getting married? Just shack up, fer Chrissakes!
Congrats, you kids! Never a better match!
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06-09-2004, 02:17 PM | #25 (permalink) |
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so? next question...
who's gonna do the 9 months carrying the love child? cuz you can't fool us. one of you is pregnant or these nuptials wouldn't be happening. fess up now. we'll throw you a baby shower once it's all sorted out.
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06-09-2004, 03:47 PM | #28 (permalink) |
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well take good care of bundy.
pamper & cater to all his little cravings during this time. <img src="http://photobucket.com/albums/1003/m0us33/picklelove.jpg"> <small>yeah old recycled imaged from when Averett was carrying Bones' love child...</small> <img src="http://www.atricephoto.com/digital_photography/images/pho_ice_cream_sundae.jpg"> + <img src="http://secure.saltstone.com/iem/res/37/0/177.jpg"> etc...
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