Any girlies wanna join me in playing with some Barbies? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Munku · 05-25-2004, 08:13 PM

I've some of you hotties are willing to hang out withe me, I'd be willing to bit on

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4169546753

How can you turn that down! Barbie is soo cool. I'll make exceptions for Fremen and bundy though!

Giant Hamburger · 05-25-2004, 08:35 PM

Hail Munku!

Can we have tea?
I enjoy a brisk Darjeeling.
I will bring my 12" G.I. Joe, it will be delightful.

Get to bidding,
-GH

Fremen · 05-25-2004, 08:58 PM

*pats pockets*
Alright, where's my anatomically correct Ron Jeremy "action figure"?

He'll give Barbie a tea party to make G.I. Joes' Kung Foo Grip™ seem like a limp noodle.

bernadette · 05-25-2004, 09:44 PM

gi joe & ken blow <strike>each other</strike>.

johnny west was the shit.

Fremen · 05-25-2004, 09:53 PM

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Originally posted by bernadette
gi joe & ken blow <strike>each other</strike>.

johnny west was the shit.

Was Johnny West teh ghey?

paddyjoe · 05-26-2004, 03:20 AM

Oooo, my friend Gumby would love to come over and visit those hotties.

qtpye4u84 · 05-26-2004, 03:55 AM

LOL.....I would make my barbies have sex, and make babys.
I had GI joes that I would steal from my brothers, cause they were better then ken dolls.

Charlatan · 05-26-2004, 06:25 AM

Big Jim was the shit! I had the Rescue Rig and my best friend had the camper...

Camper and Rig

But when Big Jim formed the Wolf Pack... watch out... Dr. Steel was THE coolest... Steel hand, dragon tattoo on his chest and a groovy, Yul Brynner bald head...

He spent much time, with Mr. Spock, putting it to my friend's sister's Barbie...

Redlemon · 05-26-2004, 07:12 AM

A harried father is flying through the Toys-R-Us aisles before Christmas looking for a present for his daughter. He spies the display of various Barbie dolls, all in individual boxes.

Ever mindful of a volume discount, he approaches a nearby employee and asks her, "Does Barbie come with Ken?"

The employee smiles and tells him, "No, Barbie only comes with G.I Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

cchris · 05-26-2004, 10:10 AM

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Originally posted by redlemon
A harried father is flying through the Toys-R-Us aisles before Christmas looking for a present for his daughter. He spies the display of various Barbie dolls, all in individual boxes.

Ever mindful of a volume discount, he approaches a nearby employee and asks her, "Does Barbie come with Ken?"

The employee smiles and tells him, "No, Barbie only comes with G.I Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

Fremen · 05-26-2004, 04:52 PM

Niiiiiiiice, redlemon!

bundy · 05-26-2004, 05:33 PM

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Originally posted by redlemon
A harried father is flying through the Toys-R-Us aisles before Christmas looking for a present for his daughter. He spies the display of various Barbie dolls, all in individual boxes.

Ever mindful of a volume discount, he approaches a nearby employee and asks her, "Does Barbie come with Ken?"

The employee smiles and tells him, "No, Barbie only comes with G.I Joe. She just fakes it with Ken."

thats a good one!

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Originally posted by Fremen
Was Johnny West teh ghey?

not only does he seem teh ghey, he strikes me as being tres gay as well!!

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Originally posted by Munku
How can you turn that down! Barbie is soo cool. I'll make exceptions for Fremen and bundy though!

awww!!
shucks... thanks munky, you know i'll be there.

will there be dancing?

Munku · 05-26-2004, 06:33 PM

Only if you are naked and bring some good square dancing music!

Fly · 05-26-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by paddyjoe
Oooo, my friend Gumby would love to come over and visit those hotties.

....the guy still plays with dolls....

Redlemon · 05-27-2004, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by Fremen
Niiiiiiiice, redlemon!

Thanks, but I can't take credit for it. Copied off of someone's webpage out there.

05-25-2004, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Any girlies wanna join me in playing with some Barbies? I've some of you hotties are willing to hang out withe me, I'd be willing to bit on http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=4169546753 How can you turn that down! Barbie is soo cool. I'll make exceptions for Fremen and bundy though!

05-25-2004, 08:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	pats pockets Alright, where's my anatomically correct Ron Jeremy "action figure"? He'll give Barbie a tea party to make G.I. Joes' Kung Foo Grip™ seem like a limp noodle. __________________ Google

05-25-2004, 09:44 PM	#4 (permalink)
bernadette ::::::::::::::::::::::::: :. Location: this ain't kansas, toto	gi joe & ken blow <strike>each other</strike>. johnny west was the shit. __________________ .:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.

05-26-2004, 03:55 AM	#7 (permalink)
qtpye4u84 Flavor+noodles Location: oregon	LOL.....I would make my barbies have sex, and make babys. I had GI joes that I would steal from my brothers, cause they were better then ken dolls. __________________ The QTpie

05-26-2004, 06:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Big Jim was the shit! I had the Rescue Rig and my best friend had the camper... Camper and Rig But when Big Jim formed the Wolf Pack... watch out... Dr. Steel was THE coolest... Steel hand, dragon tattoo on his chest and a groovy, Yul Brynner bald head... He spent much time, with Mr. Spock, putting it to my friend's sister's Barbie... Last edited by Charlatan; 05-26-2004 at 06:27 AM..

05-25-2004, 08:35 PM	#2 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Munku! Can we have tea? I enjoy a brisk Darjeeling. I will bring my 12" G.I. Joe, it will be delightful. Get to bidding, -GH

05-26-2004, 03:20 AM	#6 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oooo, my friend Gumby would love to come over and visit those hotties.

05-26-2004, 07:12 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	A harried father is flying through the Toys-R-Us aisles before Christmas looking for a present for his daughter. He spies the display of various Barbie dolls, all in individual boxes. Ever mindful of a volume discount, he approaches a nearby employee and asks her, "Does Barbie come with Ken?" The employee smiles and tells him, "No, Barbie only comes with G.I Joe. She just fakes it with Ken." __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

05-26-2004, 04:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Niiiiiiiice, redlemon! __________________ Google

05-26-2004, 06:33 PM	#13 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Only if you are naked and bring some good square dancing music!