losthellhound

So going with the cannonball..

would you rather -

Watch 24 straight hours of the Olsen twins movies

-or-

Listen to 24 straight hours of Tiny Tim's Tiptoe through the Tulips

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monkeydriven

Tiny Tim, unlike every other guy on the planet, I think those girls are ugly.

Would you rather attempt to swim across the English Channel

or

Walk across the sahara desert?

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Charlatan

Swim. No way to make it across the Sahara unless you have a guide...

Would you rather:

Jump from the top of a four storey building onto concrete

or

Drink a bottle of windex

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todd

Jump from building.

If you convicted of first degree murder, would you rather:

Get life in jail

or

Death penalty

:::OshnSoul:::

that's a toughy, because personally I would choose death penalty (to me, there is eternity) but as far as the wide spectrum of penalty, convicts should not have the option of *death* but a life in confinement.

Would you rather:

sacrifice your most prized posession for love

or

sacrifice love for your most prized posession

H12

Ah shit, I HAD to get a thought-provoking one...I've never known the taste of love, but I'd take the chance of sacrificing my most prized posession for love.

Would you rather...

...watch your best friend make out with the love of your life and not be able to do anything about it...

...or...

...take a bare-knuckle punch to the chin and stomach from Mike Tyson?

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tecoyah

Definately the Tyson punch
I would rather take a hit from a pussy than have my.....well you know


Run off the edge of a three story building

-or-

have a watermelom dropped on your head from fifteen stories

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sillygirl

3 story building... definitely... I've always wanted to base jump :nod:

would you rather

sacrifice yourself for the ones you love

or

sacrifice a friend for your own protection

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....absence makes me miss him more...

monkeydriven

Since it doesn't specify how close you are with the 'friend', I'll go with that.

Would you rather

Be Richard Gere's Gerbil

or

Eddie Murphy's transvestite hooker

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:::OshnSoul:::

Richard Gere's gerbil- he can pet me anytime

Would you rather:

be stuck on top of a mountain

or

be stuck in a 500 ft. well

todd

on mountain. i'd die faster up there and theres no scary well monsters to eat me.

Would you rather..
Be dumb

or

Be smart

SaltPork

Be smart...I'm already dumb and I don't like it.

Would you rather have gay sex and your significant other would find out (gay people excluded from this choice)

or

be forced to masturbate in public?

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:::OshnSoul:::

masturbate in public

would you rather:

have no thumbs

or

have 3 arms

todd

3 arms

Wold you rather:
STay up late

or

Wake up early

bundy

Wake up early... esp if i have work due...


Would you rather;

fuck Moby
or fuck Eminem?

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Jackebear

Jeez, I guess I have to fuck Moby to continue the game.

Would you rather...

be gay

or

have a sex change?

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NoSoup

Hmm... I think either way you are gay then. Man becomes woman, still likes women, (s)he's gay. So, I'll opt for gay without the surgery.

Would you rather -

Have Money

or

Have Power?

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kutulu

Money.

Would you rather -

Kill the pet you've had for 6 years
or
kill a stranger

:::OshnSoul:::

kill a stranger (if it's for self defense)

If were in an accident, would you rather-

come out with severe amnesia, without any possibility of memory ever coming back

or

in a coma, with the possiblity of coming out of it


EDIT: did the person above me just change theirs?????? wtf????

kutulu

ya i did immediately aftewards. Thought I could get it through

it was

be stuck in a room that continuously loops american idol
or
stuck in a room with simon from AI

we can forget about that one now...

lol, you changed yours while I was changing mine
*i'm such a dipshit*

I'd rather have amnesia. A possibility doesn't mean it would happen.


Here's a new one:

Would you rather

Be extremely attractive but never have sex again
or
Be horribly disfigured but have sex with the hottest girl ever whenever you want?

todd

Horribly disfigured but have sex with hittest girl ever whenever i want.

Would you rather:
Have sex with someone of the opposite sex that is extremely ugly?

or

Have sex with somebody of the same sex

SaltPork

Give me the ugly chick...

Would you rather eat a live octopus

or

not be able to poop for two weeks

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It was like that when I got here....I swear.

:::OshnSoul:::

not be able to poop for two weeks


Would you rather:

live in Alaska and not see day for 6 months

or

live in a desert and not have any means of civilization or resources for 6 months

Munku

Human Cannonball! That would be friggen awesome flying through the air. 'Til the net collapsed anyways. I'm not good at balancing on thin ropes.

Drink Mountain Dew.
Or.
Drink Dog Urine.

todd

Drink Mountain Dew! It looks just like dog urine!

The world is about to end. Would you rather:
Die
or
Go to space and be cryogenically frozen untill aliens find you

WarWagon

Frozen. So I could kick some fucking alien ass when I wake up.

Would you rather:

Submerge your arm in liquid nitrogen
or
Take a bath with Tubgirl?

NoSoup

Arms are overrated anyway - I'd steer clear of tubgirl...

Would you rather -

Find out that your mother is a lesbian

or

That your father was gay

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