Charlatan

I put this in wayside but it really belongs here... (SFW)
Spock to Enterprise. I seem to have landed on a planet of feet.

The surface is soft and pliable with a rigid substrata... the air is thick with the smell of... cheese.

Enterprise, the feet are moving to surround me...

Facinating. The toes seem to react well to the Vulcan mind probe... Our minds are one...
Wait! No. The toe is too strong...
Must fight to keep control...
I am a vulcan... logic... dignity...
Must not give in...!!!

Enterprise. Spock here. The toes are just as tasty as they are too look at... and they are just fab when sporting these lovely toe rings...

Spock! This is Kirk. Spock come in... SPOCK!

Captain. We appear to have lost all contact with Mr. Spock.

Enterprise. Mr. Sock here... I mean Spock... This place rocks! Send down the landing party!

Munku

What the heck? Whatever ya gotta do to get your jollies is your business!

Fremen

I liked it. It was hilarious.

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cchris

Transfer the pics over.

That is the funniest thing ever.

I am typing this from the floor.

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bundy

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Charlatan

Who are you to judge the mind of a vulcan?

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