Deominous

Drack /d - rack/ A great set.

Check out the drack on her.



igglet

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igglet n. A person born with a pig's tail.

Wutarip

pig

Wutarip : species of monkey originating in Timbuktu, reknowned by zoologists for its tremendously power flatulence

traffle

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Fremen

traffle ~n~ it's when you combine a ménage à trois with a breakfast of waffles.


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trulping

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pig

trulping : it's when, in the midst of a ménage à trois with a breakfest of waffles, you take time out to go truffling for ping pong balls in a woman's ass.

flarzing

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pinklily

A large bird of prey found solely in the forests of northern Russia, whose description includes dark blue feathers, a large pointed black beak, and orage talons, and whose prey consists of rodents and small mamals.

Eleonce

vermin

Eleonce: To be shouted when the ping pong ball is found as a result of trulping (see above).

Quintisculence

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SparklingDot

Quintisculence - a quantity of five units of currency utilized on the black market

confuzzled...

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Bobaphat

Confuzzled: to be confused and bedazzled at the same time

"bob was confuzzled by the George W's new NASA proposition"



Word: Lanker

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pig

Lanker : Traditional name given to the person who shouts "Eleonce," after having firmly grasped the ping pong ball during the act of trulping (see above).

"I always suspected Bob was kind of a perv, but who knew he was such a good lanker?"

prillious

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QuasiMojo

PRILLIOUS-(prill-yus) (prill-ee-us) adj- the characteristic of being born with transparant hair. 2. being transparent in action; obvious.


PREXLED-

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bernadette

PREXELED: 1) to be beat up by bullies & twisted into the shape of a pretzal. 2) a rare birth defect where the limbs are all twisted into a pretzel shape.

example 1: man, did you see that guy that got his ass kicked at the bar the other night? he went home totally prexeled.
example 2: awww poor alice & john's little baby was born prexeled. what a sad twist of fate...


next: Moojomatic

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Moojomatic: adj. has no substance or purpose, yet is disguised to have substance or purpose.

Yipgey

QuasiMojo

YIPGEY- from Tasmanian folklore; a malicious dwarf or other tiny demonic being.

NEBITTSIN STEBBINS-



btw- i like this game

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pig

NEBITTSIN STEBBINS : the ultimate trump card in the game of making up words. Sounds something like the name of the illigitimate bastard child resulting from the union of a dyslexic, austic mute dwarf with an English professor at Oxford, this phrase has come to associated with the proverbial "throwing in the towel" in a contest of wit and sarcasm.

usage "That was a jolly good game of charades, my friend, until Thadwell through in that NEBITTSIN STEBBINS at the end. Who can act out 'Punjab the Mighty Sailor Arab and the Tale of Twelve Golden Monkey Sodomists' in under a minute?"

almost forgot : jiffle

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todd

Jiffle - verb - to fondle vigerously

TenchorvenchorClinchorous

Booray

TenchorvenchorClinchorous n. A new species of dinosaur recently unearthed in Peru that bears a striking resemblance to the "Crane toy grab" games frequently seen in American bowling alleys.

graballido

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graballido n. a person who has a tendancy to be greedy or selfish. (spanish term)

Niklopoo

monkeydriven

Niklopoo n. result of an irritable bowel (russian)


Puptrentrical

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Jackebear

Puptrentrical --- noun : a safety valve in the heart that protects a Vulcan's heart when the left ventricle get clogged.


COYGARU

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Sion

coygaru: a sauce for pasta similar to clam-sauce, made from pond raised Koi.


define: replicunt

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Charlatan

replicunt: slang ~ the name given to replicant prostitutes. See-Blade Runner.

Asmaliah

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NoSoup

Asmaliah - The ancient goddess of redundancy

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Geefu

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I have an aura of reliability and good judgement.

Just in case you were wondering...

Sion

geefu: a style of martial arts, based on the movements of geeks.



define: flibbertygibbets

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Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

Ace_O_Spades

flibbertygibbets: The tiny pieces of detritus in the air... synonymous with Fluggy

define: Blussion

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QuasiMojo

BLUSSION- an embarrased eastern european...
ah no...just kidding.

BLUSSION- 1- a colorful bruise 2-the ragged or torn area surrounding a gunshot wound.


ELDREN...

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pig

eldren : term of disdain used in the underground goth scene of the San Fransisco Bay area, used to describe those who go too far overboard fashioning themselves the elves in The Lord of The Rings. Derived from the name of a group of wise Elves by the same name from old Science Fiction literature which was writtein in imitation of Tolkien.

blim

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blim: n. A slight change or difference made to the original.



weepolsum

Tophat665

weepolsum: A measure of economic grown in the indigenous population of the Northeastern United States in the 1500's. It measured the rate of exchange of wampum between coastal and inland peoples.

next: Gorpies

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pig

gorpies : a variety of rainbow natively found in the Amazon rainforest which migrated to Colorado in the hairpick of GreenPeace activist. It is known to crawl up your leg while you're asleep and bite your ass.

yood

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Tophat665

Yood - 1. an orthodox Jew who wears his yamulke at a rakish angle (such as on the back of the head.) 2. One with a metal plate replacing part of one's skull.

Next: Disherpartetic

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Disherpartetic: adj. Not in relation to Herpes, but with similar symptoms.

Queeble

rockogre

Queeble:
1. An argument consisting entirely of non-sequitars.
2. An art form practiced by lawyers.
3. The practice of farting in a large container of oatmeal or rice gruel for the amusement of the edlerly. (During some religious holidays choclate pudding my be substituted).

Frammet valve

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uncle phil

Frammet valve - that portion of the prophylactic that holds expunged semen from leaking on to ones testicles from the base of the penis...


Mometer gear

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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

pig

Mometer gear - part of a phrase synonomous with "giving 110%" or "going the extra mile," "going into mometer gear" orginated from sprinters in track and field competitions, based on the extra kick they would give at the end of the race when they only had "one mo meter."

usage " Oh yeah? You think you got me bitch? Well think again, I'm about to go into mometer gear and leave your ass in the dust."

new word : tooble

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bernadette

tooble: <i>slang</i> condensed version for "too much trouble".

example: fixing my car was tooble, so i just took it in to the shop to let a pro fix it up.


next word: probanity

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QuasiMojo

PROBANITY- The propensity and/or probability that one will start using profanity. A cursing quotient.
As the Eagles once again failed to achieve a championship win, The probanity at the Superbowl party was at an all time high

TREMMELIN...

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vermin

Tremmelin: a non-perscription drug used for the treatment of ankle herpes.


Czelapalotheil

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QuasiMojo

Czelapalotheil- a genus of black barking spiders known for their high-speed somersaulting activity. locally known as "tripping digglys'

Ziffle...

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GuttersnipeXL

Ziffle: (n)- a form of panhandling where the panhandler talks the panhandlee into accepting something of minimal value or appropriate aroma, without any form of monetary exchange.

word: schwizzlephaser

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