Crack

Click Here
to find out if you are a Ass-hole.
Did you laugh? Yes?
Then you are an Ass-hole.
Don't worry, you are in fine company, for I am an Ass-hole too...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Peetster

hmmm... I didn't even smile.

Crack

Congrats! You are not an Ass-hole! (I knew it all along)

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

Harloquin

I like the song..but no laugh or smile from me

Redgirl

I sort of chuckled at the creativity. Am I still an asshole?

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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Batman976

I didn't even smile either... Although I wasn't offended, does that make me an asshole?

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The following statement is true.
The preceding statement was false.

Crack

a bit...

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

SixEdxMia

I paid retards to dance for me at the last wedding reception I went to. This made me feel nostalgic,am I an asshole?

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Honey,We're home.

sillygirl

<~~~ asshole

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Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly-Rose Franken
....absence makes me miss him more...

Redgirl

Originally posted by SixEdxMia
I paid retards to dance for me at the last wedding reception I went to. This made me feel nostalgic,am I an asshole?

Yep, think that qualifies you girlfriend.

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Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Nikilidstrom

I laughed at SixEdxMia paying retards to dance for her at a reception.

does that make me an asshole?

Lord Humungus

it brought me to tears.... how big of an asshole am I?

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"Make you strong, like bull", said in a russian accent
Post here if you know anything...PLEASE!

aarchaon

I didn't find it funny, but I should have. Does that make me an asshole?

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Green. Yellow. Blue.

Astrocloud

It was funnier when it had music.

Munku

No smiles. No chuckles. No laughs. That's just dumb to me.

queedo

Hell yes I'm a asshole

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WarWagon

Hell yea! As president, I'm going to send you an official membership card.

BTW, I laughed, then showed it to 4 people in the immediate vicinity.

Crack

Ass-hole song!


Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Desimeties,
And Lee Marvinhaugh
And Sam Beckinforth,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex.

~Halx

vermin

Link was extremely funny.

And reminded me of this line:

"But it also had a tragic beauty, like when a retarded kid falls off his bike into the La Brea Tar Pits."

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If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

Sion

"And John Desimeties,
And Lee Marvinhaugh
And Sam Beckinforth"


John Cassavetes
Lee Marvin
Sam Peckinpah

and yeah, I'm an asshole too.

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He's the best, of course, of all the worst.
Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz

I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

kutulu

I was laughing as soon as I saw it. Since I was at work I couldn't hear the song and it was still funny as hell.

jobu

i'm an asshole

World's King

I'm still laughing.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown

cherriesue

not an asshole

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we die only once and for such a long time

Charlatan

not

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cameroncrazy822

I am the biggest asshole alive... my eyes are watering from laughing so hard