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cchris · 05-09-2004, 02:55 PM

Protect your banana

Does it vibrate?

One size fits all?

WHY WHY WHY?????????????????????????????????

Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.

The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning.

The Banana Guard currently comes in 9 colours, available online:
Ravishing Red
Outrageous Orange
Mellow Yellow
Sublime Green
Skyhigh Blue
Brilliant Blue
Passionate Purple
Pretty in Pink
Glow in the Dark

CSflim · 05-09-2004, 03:11 PM

Ooooh....I want.

bparker805 · 05-09-2004, 03:36 PM

Does anybody else find it kind of amusing that the "banana protector" comes in all the colors of the "rainbow"?

Kewpie Dan · 05-09-2004, 03:49 PM

i wonder if people who don't eat bananas will buy this...if you catch my drift...

Rodney · 05-09-2004, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Kewpie Dan
i wonder if people who don't eat bananas will buy this...if you catch my drift...

My thought as well. But those little pieces that stick out to one side, like hinges? Could be painful.

skier · 05-09-2004, 03:52 PM

This reminds me of bananaphones.

Crack · 05-09-2004, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by skier
This reminds me of bananaphones.

Ring dong ding dong bananaphooooooones?

Speed_Gibson · 05-09-2004, 05:10 PM

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Originally posted by Rodney
My thought as well. But those little pieces that stick out to one side, like hinges? Could be painful.

could be cut and filed down for those really determined or too cheap to buy the 'normal options' for that kind of thing.

sadistikdreams · 05-09-2004, 06:47 PM

I bought one, but my banana doesnt fit.
it's too big.

05-09-2004, 02:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	Who buys this crap? Protect your banana Does it vibrate? One size fits all? WHY WHY WHY????????????????????????????????? Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere. The Banana Guard was specially designed to fit the vast majority of bananas. Its other features include multiple small perforations to facilitate ventilation thereby preventing premature ripening and a sturdy locking mechanism to keep the Banana Guard closed. The Banana Guard is of course dishwasher safe for easy cleaning. The Banana Guard currently comes in 9 colours, available online: Ravishing Red Outrageous Orange Mellow Yellow Sublime Green Skyhigh Blue Brilliant Blue Passionate Purple Pretty in Pink Glow in the Dark __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery Last edited by cchris; 05-09-2004 at 02:58 PM..

05-09-2004, 03:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
CSflim Sky Piercer Location: Ireland	Ooooh....I want. __________________

05-09-2004, 03:49 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kewpie Dan powered by the souls of dead warriors Location: In the rain, dying	i wonder if people who don't eat bananas will buy this...if you catch my drift... __________________ I'm so awesome I made your mom cry!

05-09-2004, 03:52 PM	#6 (permalink)
skier Rawr! Location: Edmontania	This reminds me of bananaphones. __________________ "Asking a bomb squad if an old bomb is still "real" is not the best thing to do if you want to save it." - denim Last edited by skier; 05-09-2004 at 03:59 PM..

05-09-2004, 06:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	I bought one, but my banana doesnt fit. it's too big. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

05-09-2004, 03:36 PM	#3 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Does anybody else find it kind of amusing that the "banana protector" comes in all the colors of the "rainbow"?