Rubyee

I am thinking of something.

I will give you a clue- it does not breathe.

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Redgirl

a toaster

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mml

Animal, vegitable or toaster?

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fernweh

Polyester.

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Redlemon

The guy whose head is trapped between your thighs?

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bparker805

Please dont count this as one of the questions...

Me,after I die from having sex?

Rubyee

None of those, but probably closest to the toaster.

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Rubyee

No.

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Fly

it's a freakin' blender that you are making drinks from right?


fess up eh.....i know i'm right.....i read minds

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SterlingStudios

theguyondacouch

no, its a bong!!

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bernadette

the cremains of a pet or loved one?

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CSflim

...in a bong!

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cherriesue

is it a vehicle?

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Peryn

Oooh, i heard this one on Alf once ... its a fork i bet.

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cherriesue

I am busting up right now...that's hilarious!

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Astrocloud

Is it a toaster?

fernweh

The cheerleader in my garage?

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mml

The cheerleader in my toaster?

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Redlemon

The toaster in my cheerleader?

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feelgood

The toaster doing my cheerleader?

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Averett

The toaster that ate the cheerleader?

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feelgood

The cheerleader that ate the toaster?

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fernweh

Is it one of those pens with the woman on it and when you turn it upside down her dress slides off?

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Jeff

Pop tarts?

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cherriesue

a blender?

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Fremen

A zombie cheerleader making breadcrumbs in a blender with toast?

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mml

I know, it's not a toaster, it's a toaster oven!

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Rubyee

No.

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Rubyee

It is not a toaster, nor a cheerleader,
nor a toaster eating cheerleader.

It is not a dead pet, even a burnt one,
it is not a bong, and it is not a blender.

I will give you another clue. It is flat.

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Redlemon

I can almost hear Dr. Seuss reciting that reply...

Rubyee

That's what I was going for.

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bundy

is a flathead fish thats been walloped over the head with a toaster by a zombie cheerleader who has the munchies from smoking up her dead pets in Alfs bong and whose now reaching for a fork to clean out the blender which has the remains of a nudie pen, pop tarts and breadcrumbs in it?

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Rubyee

Umm,
















no.

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Fremen

Is it a Marines' haircut?

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Astrocloud

It's a toaster isn't it?

skier

WOULD YOU FIND IT IN A KITCHEN

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bundy

flat toaster.

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fernweh

Is it a long thin shaped thing like a pointy cow?

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afraidofninjas

I bet it's a bloaster, wait no I just thought of that. It makes toasted umbrella drinks... Patent pending

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Rubyee

It could be found in a kitchen, but is mostly found in cars.

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