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Old 07-20-2004, 06:16 AM   #321 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2004, 08:07 PM   #322 (permalink)
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Old 07-20-2004, 09:14 PM   #323 (permalink)
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Hey mom, where do babies come from?
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Old 07-21-2004, 01:55 AM   #324 (permalink)
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What is the difference between 'tone' muscles and 'big' muscles
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Old 07-21-2004, 06:47 AM   #325 (permalink)
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Old 07-21-2004, 10:26 AM   #326 (permalink)
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What is so 'fun' about funsize Snickers???
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:51 PM   #327 (permalink)
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ibis (welcome to my thread): babies come from Da Woom. It's very hip these days.

coash (welcome also): toned muscles are those that are in good condition, though not necessarily particularly large. A really excellent example of a toned athlete would be a boxer in the low end of the weight classes (i.e. a flyweight, featherweight or lightweight).

Eugeni: How does a man not? Every woman I've ever loved (all 12 of them) I still love to some degree or another. Even the ones who tore my heart to shreds.

monkeydriven: think about orifices (or is it orifi?).
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Old 07-21-2004, 08:53 PM   #328 (permalink)
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how can i prevent crotch rotch...........you know,....when you need to put baby powder under your ballsac?
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Old 07-22-2004, 09:06 AM   #329 (permalink)
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flyman: there are these new-fangled contraptions called showers. check em out, they work wonders.
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Old 07-22-2004, 09:59 AM   #330 (permalink)
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:24 PM   #331 (permalink)
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Polyphobic: Trust me on this one, you aren't nearly evil enough to join our, I mean his, army.
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Old 07-22-2004, 08:39 PM   #332 (permalink)
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Is winME a virus that Microsoft found on some questionable website run on a Eastern Bloc country server and decide to distribute for profit, or did the (somewhat) trained half-blind caged wild African monkeys that type most of their source code just have a really bad week?
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Old 07-23-2004, 01:42 AM   #333 (permalink)
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Old 07-23-2004, 05:42 PM   #334 (permalink)
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are nigerian 419 scammers the best scammers ever
they have to rank below Kennedy and company stealing the 1960 election no matter what criteria is used.
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:51 PM   #335 (permalink)
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Speed_Gibson: yes

coash: no. the best scammers ever go completely un-named and un-noticed.
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Old 07-23-2004, 08:52 PM   #336 (permalink)
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they have to rank below Kennedy and company stealing the 1960 election no matter what criteria is used.

dont you mean Bush and co in 2000?
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Old 07-23-2004, 11:23 PM   #337 (permalink)
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dont you mean Bush and co in 2000?
that could possibly apply but Kennedy and Johnson unquestionably stole the Office 40 years earlier with massive voter fraud in the major cities...anyways back to more of a nonsense theme rather than discussions about established historical facts......

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if he was tripping on acid, drunk, and being 'actively encouraged' with an electric cattle prod?
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Old 07-24-2004, 06:41 PM   #338 (permalink)
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Speed_Gibson: woodchuck's on acid wont chuck wood. I know, I checked.
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Old 07-25-2004, 07:52 AM   #339 (permalink)
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why can't i let go of my johnson?
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:57 AM   #340 (permalink)
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flyman: coz yer a perverted little horndog?
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Old 07-25-2004, 09:41 AM   #341 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2004, 05:43 AM   #342 (permalink)
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Old 07-28-2004, 06:48 AM   #343 (permalink)
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Eugeni: could you?
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Old 07-28-2004, 11:19 AM   #344 (permalink)
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So, why couldn't we?
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Old 07-28-2004, 08:54 PM   #345 (permalink)
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Eugeni: we could, but flyman might get mad at us.
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Old 07-30-2004, 05:17 AM   #346 (permalink)
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Are you all right? Do you need anything?
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Old 07-30-2004, 08:26 PM   #347 (permalink)
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I need a new job, a ton of money and a date with Nicole Kidman. But other than that, I'm fine, thanks for asking.
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Old 07-30-2004, 09:48 PM   #348 (permalink)
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Eugeni: we could, but flyman might get mad at us.

you really think i'd get mad at you if you couldn't leave my johnson alone?
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Old 07-31-2004, 07:48 AM   #349 (permalink)
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the guitar, flyman, the guitar.
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Old 08-01-2004, 04:42 PM   #350 (permalink)
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Can make up a dialogue where 'your head explode' is included to illustrate me in the use of it?
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Old 08-02-2004, 02:00 AM   #351 (permalink)
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Eugeni: If you really knew what went on in my mind, it would make your head explode.
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:49 AM   #352 (permalink)
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If my head hasn't exploded, I didn't know what went on in your mind, am I not right?
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Old 08-09-2004, 05:57 AM   #353 (permalink)
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Eugeni: right, you are not right.
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Old 08-09-2004, 12:07 PM   #354 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2004, 07:15 PM   #355 (permalink)
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monkeydriven: one is usually enough.
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Old 08-12-2004, 11:43 AM   #356 (permalink)
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Can God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?

P.S. sorry if this question has already been asked.
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Old 08-12-2004, 04:57 PM   #357 (permalink)
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when you look up,....why is it all you see is assholes?
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Old 08-12-2004, 08:39 PM   #358 (permalink)
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Dwayne: IF there is a God, then he/she/it made lava, which is molten rock (several thousand degrees) so I dont think he/she/it would have any trouble with a burrito, no matter how hot it is. In other words, no.

flyman: if I look up and see nothing but assholes, I get the hell off that escalator, pronto!
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Old 08-16-2004, 03:28 PM   #359 (permalink)
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How do you know when you have reached happiness?
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Old 08-16-2004, 05:37 PM   #360 (permalink)
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I can tell when I have reached happiness by the warm sweet smell of pussy in my nostrils. Your results may vary.
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