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Fly · 08-16-2004, 05:40 PM

i heard somewhere that a woman's pussy,.....has the same odour as her left armpit.

is this correct information that i'm getting?

08-16-2004, 05:46 PM

hello sion,
whenever i drink capri sun my right shoulder starts to hurts. why is that?

08-16-2004, 05:57 PM

o and where the hell are my eye glasses??

aus10tatious · 08-18-2004, 05:25 PM

is it particularly strange that I'm a feminist?
and just outta curiosity, what's your favorite movie? (assuming you pick favorites...)

unoaman · 08-18-2004, 06:03 PM

It's not particularly strange, it's just a little strange...particularly strange would be if you were a bull elephant, and still a feminist.

Hard to say whats my favorite movie, hating nearly all I have seen makes it difficult to pick out the one that I hate the least. Probably the "Wizard of Is", about a big girl from Oklahoma that was caught in a Kenmore dryer, and ended up in Pink Pantyland...
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Why are womens underwear called panties, but mens underwear not called panters?

Sion · 08-21-2004, 06:17 AM

flyman: that information is invalid

Xepidemic: Im guessing that its a psychosomatic ailment. you subconscious is trying to tell you to drink a grownup drink.

and your glasses are probably on top of your head.

aus10tatious: there is nothing strange about being a feminist, even if you happen to be male. its only strange if you take it to the point of wear feminist clothing.

and my favorite movie changes depending on my mood.

unoaman: good question for which I have no good answer. I will say, however, that if mens underwear WERE called panters, I wouldnt be wearing them. of course, I dont wear underwear anyway, so...

Eugeni · 08-21-2004, 11:56 AM

Are there any negative side-effects about wearing no underwear?

Sion · 08-22-2004, 08:48 PM

Eugeni: you mean besides Fromunda cheese? no.

Eugeni · 08-27-2004, 03:21 AM

Why is the many splendid thing so contradictory sometimes?

Sion · 08-28-2004, 08:35 AM

I dont know about the "many splendid thing" (what is that?) but love is considered the "many splendored" thing for many reasons, not the least of which is that it IS so contradictory.

aus10tatious · 09-17-2004, 05:06 AM

How come they don't make movies/tv shows/songs like they used to anymore? Though only alive for three years of the 80's, I definitely appreciated stuff from them more than anything nowadays. Sure, the graphics and stuff are better, but the feeling is gone from most of them. Any clue why? Is it just plain ol' commercialism?

aus10tatious · 09-17-2004, 05:10 AM

And I just thought of another question. Would you be at all offended if I started up a thread like this one? Because I've found that the more I read this one, the more I like it. And there've been plenty times when I wish I could answer somebody's question. But by no means will I if you don't want a copycat thread up.

Sion · 09-17-2004, 10:20 AM

second question first: by all means, have at it. this is the nonsense forum, after all, and there are lots of copycat threads.

first question: oh, I dont know about that. there are some quality television shows these days amid the dreck. you have to remember that in creative endeavors, 90% of everything thats produced is crap. always has been, always will be. its YOUR job to find the good stuff. oh, and as for commercialism, it isnt any worse now than it was then.

monkeydriven · 09-17-2004, 10:46 AM

Why are there so many carts in the city of Boston that boast, "The Falafel King"? How do I find out who the real 'king' is without trying them all?

Sion · 09-17-2004, 04:07 PM

The real king is he who can wield the tongs that were remade.

monkeydriven · 10-12-2004, 12:19 PM

Is Grimace gay?

Sion · 10-12-2004, 06:41 PM

No, but he's willing to learn.

No, he's just drawn that way.

No, he's bi.

Yes, he's as queer as a three dollar bill.

No, but The Hamburgler is.

Dunno, but I heard he has a thing for Mayor McCheese's special sauce.

Dammit! Purple is not a "gay" color. That's just a stereotype.

monkeydriven · 10-20-2004, 05:17 AM

Why do baseball players call "time out" in a sport that isn't dictated by a clock

Eugeni · 10-20-2004, 08:57 AM

How are you doing?

Sion · 10-20-2004, 04:40 PM

monkeydriven: coz ballplayers are, generally, pretty stupid

Eugeni: meh, I've been better

TexanAvenger · 05-13-2005, 01:17 PM

Why do you think this thread got buried, and are you going to hate me for digging it up?

Fly · 05-13-2005, 02:24 PM

yeah and.......did you like the Lynard Skynard song so much....*don't ask me no questions*....that you had to make a thread about it?

Sion · 05-17-2005, 02:36 PM

TA: because people stopped asking question. and no.

flyman: no. I like the song, but that aint why.

08-16-2004, 05:40 PM	#361 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i heard somewhere that a woman's pussy,.....has the same odour as her left armpit. is this correct information that i'm getting? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-18-2004, 06:03 PM	#365 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	It's not particularly strange, it's just a little strange...particularly strange would be if you were a bull elephant, and still a feminist. Hard to say whats my favorite movie, hating nearly all I have seen makes it difficult to pick out the one that I hate the least. Probably the "Wizard of Is", about a big girl from Oklahoma that was caught in a Kenmore dryer, and ended up in Pink Pantyland... ----------------------- Why are womens underwear called panties, but mens underwear not called panters? Last edited by unoaman; 08-19-2004 at 09:45 AM..

08-21-2004, 06:17 AM	#366 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	flyman: that information is invalid Xepidemic: Im guessing that its a psychosomatic ailment. you subconscious is trying to tell you to drink a grownup drink. and your glasses are probably on top of your head. aus10tatious: there is nothing strange about being a feminist, even if you happen to be male. its only strange if you take it to the point of wear feminist clothing. and my favorite movie changes depending on my mood. unoaman: good question for which I have no good answer. I will say, however, that if mens underwear WERE called panters, I wouldnt be wearing them. of course, I dont wear underwear anyway, so... __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-22-2004, 08:48 PM	#368 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	Eugeni: you mean besides Fromunda cheese? no. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

08-27-2004, 03:21 AM	#369 (permalink)
Eugeni Crazy Location: everywhere else	Why is the many splendid thing so contradictory sometimes? __________________ titular

08-16-2004, 05:46 PM	#362 (permalink)
Xepidemic Guest	hello sion, whenever i drink capri sun my right shoulder starts to hurts. why is that?

08-16-2004, 05:57 PM	#363 (permalink)
Xepidemic Guest	o and where the hell are my eye glasses??

08-18-2004, 05:25 PM	#364 (permalink)
aus10tatious Banned Location: In Body: Raleigh, NC At Heart: San Antonio, Texas	is it particularly strange that I'm a feminist? and just outta curiosity, what's your favorite movie? (assuming you pick favorites...)

08-21-2004, 11:56 AM	#367 (permalink)
Eugeni Crazy Location: everywhere else	Are there any negative side-effects about wearing no underwear?

08-28-2004, 08:35 AM	#370 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I dont know about the "many splendid thing" (what is that?) but love is considered the "many splendored" thing for many reasons, not the least of which is that it IS so contradictory. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

09-17-2004, 05:06 AM	#371 (permalink)
aus10tatious Banned Location: In Body: Raleigh, NC At Heart: San Antonio, Texas	How come they don't make movies/tv shows/songs like they used to anymore? Though only alive for three years of the 80's, I definitely appreciated stuff from them more than anything nowadays. Sure, the graphics and stuff are better, but the feeling is gone from most of them. Any clue why? Is it just plain ol' commercialism?

09-17-2004, 05:10 AM	#372 (permalink)
aus10tatious Banned Location: In Body: Raleigh, NC At Heart: San Antonio, Texas	And I just thought of another question. Would you be at all offended if I started up a thread like this one? Because I've found that the more I read this one, the more I like it. And there've been plenty times when I wish I could answer somebody's question. But by no means will I if you don't want a copycat thread up.

09-17-2004, 10:20 AM	#373 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	second question first: by all means, have at it. this is the nonsense forum, after all, and there are lots of copycat threads. first question: oh, I dont know about that. there are some quality television shows these days amid the dreck. you have to remember that in creative endeavors, 90% of everything thats produced is crap. always has been, always will be. its YOUR job to find the good stuff. oh, and as for commercialism, it isnt any worse now than it was then. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

09-17-2004, 10:46 AM	#374 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Why are there so many carts in the city of Boston that boast, "The Falafel King"? How do I find out who the real 'king' is without trying them all? __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

09-17-2004, 04:07 PM	#375 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	The real king is he who can wield the tongs that were remade. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

10-12-2004, 12:19 PM	#376 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Is Grimace gay? __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

10-12-2004, 06:41 PM	#377 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	No, but he's willing to learn. No, he's just drawn that way. No, he's bi. Yes, he's as queer as a three dollar bill. No, but The Hamburgler is. Dunno, but I heard he has a thing for Mayor McCheese's special sauce. Dammit! Purple is not a "gay" color. That's just a stereotype. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

10-20-2004, 05:17 AM	#378 (permalink)
monkeydriven Addict Location: Boston	Why do baseball players call "time out" in a sport that isn't dictated by a clock __________________ you think i got my eyes closed but i've been lookin' at you the whole f&ckin' time... ------------------------------------------------ Posting from the home of the 2004 World Champion Boston Red Sox

10-20-2004, 08:57 AM	#379 (permalink)
Eugeni Crazy Location: everywhere else	How are you doing? __________________ titular

10-20-2004, 04:40 PM	#380 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	monkeydriven: coz ballplayers are, generally, pretty stupid Eugeni: meh, I've been better __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

05-13-2005, 01:17 PM	#381 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Why do you think this thread got buried, and are you going to hate me for digging it up?

05-13-2005, 02:24 PM	#382 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yeah and.......did you like the Lynard Skynard song so much....don't ask me no questions....that you had to make a thread about it? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-17-2005, 02:36 PM	#383 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	TA: because people stopped asking question. and no. flyman: no. I like the song, but that aint why. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...