Hanxter

Subject: 2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program

6:00 pm: opening flag burning ceremony
6:00 pm: opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
6:30 pm: anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand
6:40 pm: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:00 pm: tribute theme to France
7:10 pm: collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund
7:25 pm: tribute theme to Germany
7:45 pm: anti-war rally (moderated by Michael Moore)
8:25 pm: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
8:30 pm: terrorist appeasement workshop
9:00 pm: gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)

9:30 pm: *intermission* special guest Jane Fonda

10:00 pm: posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
10:10 pm: re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss
10:20 pm: cameo by Dean "Yeeearrrrrrrrrg!"
10:30 pm: abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
10:40 pm: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:50 pm: Pledge of allegiance to the U.N.
11:00 pm: multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed couples)
11:15 pm: maximizing welfare workshop
11:30 pm: "FREE SADDAM" pep rally
11:59 pm: Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:00 am: nomination of Democratic candidate
12:01 pm: Ted Kenndy proposes a toast
12:02 pm: Ted Kenndy proposes a toast

and if you don't believe me, here's the link: 2004 DNC Program

BoCo

Sick bastards.

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Liquor Dealer

While there was a lot of "artstic" expression in the thing it still almost seems as if it would have appeal to many of those who lean over in that direction. I imagine that the toasting would probably go on all night.

mml

Having been to a couple of Democratic Conventions, the only things they really got right were the nomination of the candidate and all the toasts by Kennedy. (He puts on a good party.)

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