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04-28-2004, 03:27 PM
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Misanthropic
Location: Ohio! yay!
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What are you?
http://www.auburn.edu/~shephcd/whatyouare.html
I am a penile pin-up model who loves to explore lesbians...
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Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx |
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04-28-2004, 03:36 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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A masturbating sex god who loves to slurp penises....
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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04-28-2004, 05:19 PM
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I'll be on the veranda, since you're on the cross.
Location: Rand McNally's friendliest small town in America. They must have strayed from the dodgy parts...
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I am a flatulant pornstar who loves to sluuuurp clits.
2 out of 3 ain't bad 
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I've got the love of my life and a job that I enjoy most of the time. Life is good. |
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04-28-2004, 05:22 PM
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"Afternoon everybody." "NORM!"
Location: Poland, Ohio // Clarion University of PA.
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You are a polite sexybitch who loves to gulp nipples.
I do love to do that, but unfornately, the chance is a very rare one, occuring once a century.
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"Marino could do it." |
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04-29-2004, 05:32 AM
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Essen meine kurze Hosen
Location: NY Burbs
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I'm a <b>growthslutty dogboy</b> who loves to <b>whallop balls.</b>
Well, isn't that special. Don't tell my mother.
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Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net. |
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04-29-2004, 07:16 AM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Quote:
 ...I am a caged felcher who loves to enhance tigers. |
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04-29-2004, 07:49 AM
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The Cover Doesn't Match The Book
Location: in a van down by the river
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Pathetic dragon that loves to squeeze clits
yea, I'd say that's about right!
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SWM, tattooed, seeks meaningful tits and beer. Enjoys biker mags, pornography, and Sunday morning walks to the liquor store. Winners of erotic hot dog eating contests given priority. |
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04-30-2004, 09:30 PM
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And we'll all float on ok...
Location: Iowa City
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I'm a foxy vixen who likes to fistfuck monster cocks.
Bullshit.
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For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for those of us who can't readily accept the God formula, the big answers don't remain stone-written. We adjust to new conditions and discoveries. We are pliable. Love need not be a command or faith a dictum. I am my own God. We are here to unlearn the teachings of the church, state, and our educational system. We are here to drink beer. We are here to kill war. We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us. --Charles Bukowski |
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04-30-2004, 10:10 PM
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Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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Apparently I am a "Corpulent feltcher who loves to dejuice Kangaroos".
You don't want to know how I dejuice them.
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Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so." -Douglas Adams |
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05-05-2004, 08:43 AM
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Psycho
Location: Under my roof
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I'm either a :
Godly Viking Prince who loves to Smack Women or a : Cock-heavy Midget who loves to Squeeze Hellhounds funny stuff
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I think that's what they mean by "nickels a day can feed a child." I thought, "How could food be so cheap over there?" It's not, they just eat nickels. - (supposedly) Peter Nguyen, internet hero |
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BASTARD
