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04-27-2004, 03:49 PM
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If they did, would they goose Him?
(or Her) (or It) (does that cover Everything?)
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04-27-2004, 04:04 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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04-27-2004, 05:53 PM
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With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
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04-28-2004, 08:53 AM
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How can you even ask this question when everyone knows there's no such thing as geese??!!
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04-28-2004, 11:37 AM
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She's Actual Size
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42. *nods emphatically*
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04-28-2004, 12:40 PM
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Deliberately unfocused
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I saw Bob was I
(not really) My vote made a palindrome of the results!
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04-30-2004, 10:29 PM
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Adrift
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The real question is do the geese look up His robes?
And there is an x in Nixon, it is just silent - don't worry, people screw that up all the time.
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05-01-2004, 06:37 PM
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I'm not about getting creamed, I'm about winning!
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Geese are probably the only living creatures that do see God, but there's a problem here: geese can't talk. That's why we must decode their language, so we can finally determine just what in the holy hell God looks like.
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05-01-2004, 11:11 PM
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is you wicked?
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05-03-2004, 05:28 PM
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Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?
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I would go ahead and post the rest of 'Bob' from Weird Al , but that was just posted in another thread around here.
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