Astrocloud

Isn't Pepperoni GREAT!

Fly

i used to like it until your recent post ............weirdo.

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bparker805

My peps got much love!

onodrim

Pepperoni is indeed a great thing.

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bernadette

i like it sliced. and nearly burned... almost crunchy.

please towel off that excessive grease. thanks.

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:::OshnSoul:::

unfortunatly, i do.

skier

Damn you and your trickey! I fell for the double negative.

Ah well, pepperoni isn't THAT bad.

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Batman976

Oh my god, I am eating pepperoni right now!

...that's not all that weird, really.

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grumpyolddude

Whacked into thin wafers and baked on a bed of mozzerella and tomato sauce along with sweet peppers of various colors and slices of onion, yes, I enjoy pepperoni!

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uncle phil

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A System of a Down


This ballgame's in the refrigerator,
The door is closed,
The lights are out,
And the butter's getting hard.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Need therapy, therapy advertising causes,
Well advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run,
Advertising's got you on the run.

What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy,
What a splendid pie,
Pizza-pizza pie,
Every minute, every second,
Buy, buy, buy, buy, buy.

Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives,
Pepperoni and green peppers
Mushrooms, olive, chives.

Need therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need,
Therapy, therapy,
Advertising causes need.

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mml

Pepperoni is my friend, I have now decided to make a pizza for dinner tonight with tons pepperoni. Thank you for the inspiration.

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animosity

i like it.. but dont eat it.

jujueye

So fly..are ya...ya gettin a little gassy then?

roadkill

I love the stuff keep a pack in the fridge.

Destrox

salami is better, but yeah, pep is good

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Charlatan

My dog likes puperoni, but I won't give it to him because it is made with crap...

...then again he'd eat crap if I let him...

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rideough

pepperoni is fuckin great!

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i may or may not be on acid right now....

nukeu666

what pepperoni?
ive heard abt ut but it isnt sold here

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Liquor Dealer

I put pepperoni on two or three paper towels, cover it with a couple more, and microwave it for 40-45 seconds. Comes out really crisp - pepperoni chips - they're great!!!

Fly

would you be able to eat pepperoni again after seeing this?





see what i mean now.

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nosuchuserexist

I think I'll probably be able to eat pepperoni after that but I KNOW I'll have nightmares now.

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Astrocloud

And you call yourself Canadian. What would Corey and Trevor think?

Bobaphat

I certainly enjoy a good dry pepperoni

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tropple

I like pepperoni. Hoever, most brands found in the average grocery store are atrocious. I expect a pepperoni to be dry and hard. I find Hormel's offerings to be particularly offense.

When you take a bite from a stick of pepperoni, the skin should criply snap and part without shredding. The pepperoni should be very dry, almost without grease.

If you want very good pepperoni, look for an Italian pork store of long standing. Otherwise, look for some store wrapped sticks of a brand name pepperoni that has been allowed additional hanging time (longer drying make it better). It should be much thinner and have a wrinkled, uneven apperance.

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bernadette

LD that sounds great!


yeah i know, i now leave the light on at night when i sleep...

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Fremen

She really likes pepperoni.

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Liquor Dealer

Tropple said:

If you want very good pepperoni, look for an Italian pork store of long standing. Otherwise, look for some store wrapped sticks of a brand name pepperoni that has been allowed additional hanging time (longer drying make it better). It should be much thinner and have a wrinkled, uneven apperance.


I was just wonedring of Pizza Hut fits into this category? It is the only "Italian" store we have.

bernadette

does that woman have some sorta tumor at the base of her thumb?

*shudders*

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Astrocloud

Who can notice her hand when that giant pepperoni is in the picture?

bernadette

um well... i guess i can

just look at that lumpy thing. call the girl a doctor.

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Astrocloud

Now that you pointed out her wrist I do notice a very attractive feature that we men call "wrist tits".

What's wrong Bernadette? Are you flat wristed?

bernadette

are you kidding me? wrist tits???
never ever heard of 'em...

yeah... i am flat wristed.
before i got old & fat i was flat chested too.
i like being flat better.

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Astrocloud

Would I kid you?

bernadette

hey kiddo, i asked a question.
you can't answer with another question.

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TopRamen66

Quality pepperoni is pretty tasty. Salami is better though. Hickory Farms beef stick is pretty cool too, and actually, most things made from seasoned animal hearts, intestines and connective tissue are pretty good....

telekinetic

I've been known to eat pepperoni plain and cold while contemplating the rest of the contents of the fridge on scavanging missions aka lunch.

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twisted no more

grumpyolddude

Look! That girl is a doctor!

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Fremen

Good one, g-pod!
Reminds me when I told my mother, "Make me a sandwich." instead of asking her.
She would say, "Poof!" "You're a sandwich!"

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Fremen

Hey, Astro! I just figured out your tricky wording on this poll.
It's a no-lose poll for pepperoni lovers!


/me failed reading comprehension

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Astrocloud

What do you mean? Everyone loves a good pepperoni...