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Old 04-15-2004, 04:02 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Old 04-15-2004, 06:28 PM   #42 (permalink)
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HEY YOU NEED A BANANA I THINK

BANANAS, THE SHINING PHALLUS OF MOTHER NATURE!
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Old 04-15-2004, 07:15 PM   #43 (permalink)
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Yzers.... man it's been so long since you been hanging' 'round here...

i fergets... did you always scream? or you just got a new love for the cap locks?

i know, before you go off... yes, i am anti shift key... mostly... i do make some exceptions
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Old 04-15-2004, 08:03 PM   #44 (permalink)
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Watch out folks, he's packing banana!





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Old 04-15-2004, 09:20 PM   #45 (permalink)
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nice slice Freman.........


you even got it curving the right way.
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Old 04-15-2004, 11:36 PM   #46 (permalink)
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nice slice Freman.........


you even got it curving the right way.
Thanks.

splck was adamant about the direction.
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Old 04-16-2004, 01:47 AM   #47 (permalink)
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Okay... I'll have a banana.
But I don't have anything to give you, Yzers...
*reaches around in pocket*
AH HA!
*hands you a Donald Trump action figure*
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Old 04-16-2004, 04:02 PM   #48 (permalink)
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HEY YOU NEED A BANANA I THINK

BANANAS, THE SHINING PHALLUS OF MOTHER NATURE!

I found this but didn't eat it.

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Old 04-16-2004, 05:08 PM   #49 (permalink)
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omg I can't believe this thread has gone on so long! How come I only see it when I'm hungry? Although, that pic of flyman made me not so hungry... But I laughed really loud!
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:45 PM   #50 (permalink)
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bernadette- sorry i have been so loud. i am vocal on the subject of banana's.

however, i can be calm about bananas when i desire. like now.

plantains on the other hand.....bah. good, but not great like bananas.
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Old 04-16-2004, 05:55 PM   #51 (permalink)
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plantains on the other hand.....bah. good, but not great like bananas.
Plus, bananas just roll off the tongue better, figuratively speaking that is.
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:04 PM   #52 (permalink)
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Plus, bananas just roll off the tongue better, figuratively speaking that is.
I think that you are bragging when you tell us that bananas can roll off your tongue. How many bananas have you practiced with?
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:44 PM   #53 (permalink)
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I think that you are bragging when you tell us that bananas can roll off your tongue. How many bananas have you practiced with?
One less than ______.
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Old 04-16-2004, 10:49 PM   #54 (permalink)
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I'm sorry, did someone call me?
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Old 04-17-2004, 09:56 AM   #55 (permalink)
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Banana & Date Loaf



Makes about 8 to 10 slices
Ingredients: 75g (3oz) golden syrup
25g (1oz) soft brown sugar
1 medium orange, grated rind and juice
50g (2oz) Stork 73% Vegetable Fat spread
1 large egg
pinch of salt
100g (4oz) whole-wheat flour
1 level teaspoon baking powder
75g (3oz) Julian Graves dates, finely chopped
50g (2oz) Julian Graves sun dried banana, finely sliced
Method: Preheat oven to 160C (325F/Gas mark 3)
Grease and line a 450g (1lb loaf tin)
In a bowl place syrup, sugar, orange juice, rind, vegetable fat spread, egg, salt and half the flour. Mix with a food mixer or a wooden spoon, beat for 1-2 minutes or until smooth and glossy. Add remaining flour, baking powder, dates and banana. Stir gently but thoroughly.
Pour into tin, sprinkle surface with demerara sugar. Bake in oven for 1 hour or until loaf is firm to the touch.
To Store: Place in an airtight container and store for up to about one week. Freeze in a plastic container or a sealed polythene bag for up to three months. Defrost at room temperature for about 2-3 hours.
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Old 08-24-2004, 04:30 PM   #56 (permalink)
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Hrmmmmmmm.
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Old 08-24-2004, 05:51 PM   #57 (permalink)
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Q: What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Spoiler: BA NA NA NA
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:17 PM   #58 (permalink)
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*cue Banana-Phone song*


http://www.transbuddha.com/osaka/osakaphone.html

*the follow up*

http://www.filmbuffs.net/bananana/


*the Banana Phone murders*

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/166521



I'll banana your phone.
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Old 08-25-2004, 01:17 PM   #59 (permalink)
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Whoops! Double post.


Banana for you:


edit: pic deleted because it's of a person under 18...
edit2:

Whoops! Here's a legit banana for y'all:

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Old 08-26-2004, 05:53 AM   #60 (permalink)
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BANANA BOOGIE BABY!!!!
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Old 08-26-2004, 05:57 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Oh I hate banana's!

I once had to have a potassium IV in the hospital cause I was low in potassium. Damnit. That hurt worse than the reason I was in the hospital in the first place!

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Old 08-26-2004, 06:32 AM   #62 (permalink)
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Averett,
If you don't like bananas, just give them to the dog:
<img src="http://www.wowway.com/~mchamberlain/banana.jpg">
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:33 AM   #63 (permalink)
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But won't the dog turn into a banana?

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Old 08-26-2004, 06:43 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Eventually Cananine fructiform disorder (often brought on by overdose of plantains, bananas, and related fruits) can lead to just such a pass. Typically, however, there is an intermediate stage in which the dog undergoes a drastic change in their morphology. If your dog should begin to look like the picture below, please discontinue feeding it bananas and switch it to a diet rich in trendiness, such as sushi.

<img src="http://www.mastinodellanoce.it/foto-basset/Banana-05.JPG">
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Old 08-26-2004, 06:46 AM   #65 (permalink)
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This just in! The <a href="http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/20040826/ap_on_fe_st/banana_split_birthday">Banana Split turns 100 today!</a>

Ice Cream for everyone!!
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